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Well I enjoyed it. Celebration of a dinki-di aussie boy done good.
Something that makes Australia great.
Now let me lie back and piss a fountain of gold.

Lost
Inawildernessofp[ain

Kerry inherited the ill-gotten gains of his thuggish pater and went on to reap a fortune through his own unscrupulous avarice. That this ludicrous funerary "tribute" should be funded through the public purse is an absolute obscenity.

Karma coma! Oh Osama, come out, come out, wherever you are!

Kerry loved the ordinary bloke...so said dear leader 70 year old PM Howard.

Damn straight! Because of the endless stream of lies and bullshit pouring from Bush and his crooked mates, even if by chance they ever tell the truth, nobody in their right heads would ever believe them! This is an extreme case of the "Little Boy Who Cried Wolf" syndrome: the Idiot Who Cried Saddam!

Human beings seldom operate on the basis of "reason". Especially the current batch of globo-fanatics and globo-thieves!

You want to know what a "provocation" is, mate? Locking you up for nothing, having someone mess with your old fella, covering you in shit, and cracking your head open is my estimate of a fucking provocation!

Bring on the photos from Gitmo - anyone got a polaroid?

Goes to show whose side the so-called "fair and balanced" media is on!
As you Aussies say, fair dinkum they should call them TBS: Terrorist Broadcasting Service for digging up those photos. Hey you dumbass-journo they are from 2004: two years ago! And the people who did the damage have been investigated, put on trial, and punished! A lot more than that darling of the left Saddam used to do.

These photos have been released as a deliberate provocation. I think that PM Howard should investigate using his new anti-terrorist laws on those responsible at SBS. At the very least their funding should be taken away and only returned when they agree to behaving responsibly and to stop supporting the enemy with rubbish programs like the one they showed last night.

Patriot

KAnt was a cunt.

Fred N.
c/-Vienna Madhouse 1895

But Chato, poor old PM Ratweazle didn't know a thing about the AWB wheat deal bribes! Nobody TOLD him! None of his miisters knew anything either, although they all knew Saddass was "rorting" the oil-for-food program... and because they knew THAT but didn't know the OTHER, they didn't bother checking... Hell, Chato, there was a war to start!

Barking mad, and treacherous, the lot of them!

She has the rat-like cunning of the
insane - just another rabid Howard dog
who does his barking for him.

Chato, when you're right, you're right! But what category would you put that mad fucken bitch Dana Vale???

Thank you for the compliment. I do try.

and now he is picking Iraqi PMs

Mr Chato you have stooped to a new low.
It is obvious you hate freedom and prosperity. Why don't you leave for one of those countries you obviously love, like Syria or Iran?

Patriot

No worries Pigsy. In these times it is hard to remain sane.

Dana Vale, Minister for monsters, claimed recently that 'we are aborting
our fetuses to death, and we will as a result become a Muslim nation'.

A recent picture of Dana Vale, in the paper, revealed her to have an
imbecilic smile.

There was no claim made that both Labor and Liberal entities designed
all this 'muslimisation and muslim.nation' and multicultural multi-
immigration in the first place.

It seem we must all be as imbecilic as the smiling vale, and we should
all wear vales, to hide our faces, lest we forget, that we fought the Turks
and then invited them in, we fought the Arabs and invited them in afterwards
to populate or perish, to intergrate, to unite, to be diverse, to be
smiling imbeciles in the end.

We must vale our imbecilic faces, as the races, out pace their ability to
procreate and save the planet from the apes.

Overpopulation is never mentioned, yet Florey australias greatest
scientist, who saved more lives, died decrying overpopulation.

So we must import arabs, then breed on par with them, become overpopulated,
become extinct, become smiling imbeciles with vales over our faces.

My apology for the lack of quality in this post, Howard and Co, take the
life out of me.

Listen you terrorist-loving loony lefties; get off your arses and start rooting some good ol' red-blooded Aussie sheilas before those damned Muslim fanatics take over our great country.

Digger

Cranbourne

Look Mr Chato our 70 year old PM has made Australia a wondrous place that is the envy of the free and not-so free world.
He even lets us import foreigners to do our dirty work.

Australia is a paradise!

Flim Flam Man

Keep the bread, bring the cheese.

I'll take my chances with an icepick.
Fingers for the cheese.

I'm with you, Max. But you really must give the spritzers a break.

I had a cheroot once. It really hurt.

The Yanks are driving the global policy of "war on drugs", which, for all the billions spent and the decades gone by, is even less effective than the current phoney "war on terrorism".

These (admittedly orchestrated in places) riots are not just in reaction to a few mundane cartoons. This is about the history of "Western" interference in the Middle East, and elsewhere... If I were Bush (and thank "fing Christ I'm not) I'd get the hell out of Iraq while I still had an army!

Pothead. I've been paying your way for years you bludger.
Our great leader is going to stop all that and make you lazy bastards get off your arses and work.

Thank god for Johnny Howard!

Digger

Cranbourne

I....'m Sailing - AWAY

Drawn at an intimate sitting perhaps?

what about his sailing song?

I like it, I like it
I like the way you run your fingers through my hair
And I like the way you tickle my chin
And I like the way you let me come in
When your mama ain't there

I like it, I like it
I like the words you say and all the things you do
And I like the way you straighten my tie
And I like the way you're winkin' your eye
And I know I like you
You know I like you

Do that again
You're driving me insane
Kiss me once more
That's another thing I like you for

I like it, I like it
I like the funny feeling being here with you
And I like it more with every day
And I like it always hearing you say
You're likin' it too
You're likin' it too

I'm askin' you
What do you wanna do
Do you agree
That the world was made for you and me

I like it, I like it
I like the funny feeling being here with you
And I like it more with every day
And I like it always hearing you say
You're likin' it too
You're likin' it too
Whoa-oh, I like it
Are you likin' it too

Gerry

I like it.

Umm.
I think they are all hypothetical. Maybe you can draw some and send them in!

XenoxNewsStaffer

Come on Xenox News! How come you haven't published those fucken cartoons yet? Are we gunna be dictated to by religious maniacs or what!

Multifuckulism is one of the many by products of diversity, unity,
humbug blah blah blah that 'fink tanks' have brought to us. Now
they must learn a new word 'extinctism'.

Mummy, mummy, what's extinctism, they told us in class but I don't
understand.

Well come on. Let's see this cartoon.

Abdul

Lakeemba

We have no shortage of raving lunatics.
I guess you've noticed...

I wanted to fucking start shooting people and burning buildings when I heard that they were making a film about Johnny Cash ten minutes after he left the building. Fucking gall. No shame.

Slim

Permit me to quote from Richard Neville's excellent piece in this today's Sydney Morning Herald: "All religion is superstition, so, by definition, its core claims are open to doubt and a bit of a laugh". Only raving lunatics would threaten violence and death for so-called "blasphemy".

Humans are mad, bad, little robots.

Human fools. You babble incoherently either for or against your piss-ant gods.

Nothing you do is of your own free will.

There is no free will.

Your life is the fetid air from my arse.

Your death mine to give whenever I fucking feel like it.

Cthulu

I thought Ali was into promoting world peace now?

“One sticks one’s finger into the soil to tell what land one’s in; I stick my finger into existence – it smells of nothing. Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? What does the word mean? Who is it that has lured me into the thing, and now leaves me there? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted? And if I am compelled to take part in it, where is the director? I would like to see him.” - Soren Kierkegaard

I have a cartoon of Mohammed chilling out at an oasis sipping a vodka spritzer! I also have one of Jesus humping Mary, doggy-style! Any takers?

Those miserable religions of man are just the drips of piss from a rotten green penis...

I am your mighty Lord and none of your infantile 'science' or 'religion' will save you from my fury. Prepare for an eternity of torment as you bow down before me.

Love,

Cthulu
Some Place Nasty

Here's what I say to any muslim, jew, christian or any other deluded religious whacko who thinks burning embassies and threatening murder is a fair response to a few "cartoons" of your precious chosen mythological character: if you cant take a fucken joke then fuck off!

Watch the Lying Rodent wriggle and squirm his way out of the AWB bribery scandal! No fucken care and no fucken responsibility!

Well, with all these awful terrorists running round, I sure wont be attending the Commonwealth Games! Why risk it!
Mildred from Manooka