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Levi Stinkelstein!
I knew him when I was a kid!

Thank God that God is not interested in human idiocy.

The dreaming body is as real as anything we deal with in the world.

As Bush, Blair and Australia's John Howard discard more and more of our democratic rights, they do the work of the terrorists for them. Osama Bin Laden's apoparent aim is to destroy our "way of life"? Our deceitful, self-serving leaders are doing his work for him!

Movie: Leviathan the Hunter

Stink is currently hot on the trail of Osama Bin Laden.

Leviathan alone will bring Mr Bin Laden to justice.

He will then take to guarding the Australian Coastline single handedly.

His paranormal sense of smell will sniff out terrorists as he prowls our cities at night. He will disarm and put the fear of godstink into them so they will refrain from any future evil ideas.

Leviathan Stink is our saviour!

Chato
When those crazed Muslims were blowing up innocent Aussies in Bali were you running and hiding? We have to stand tall and strong against these nasty people; they only know fear and hate.

A.Bolt

Leviathan Stink? He looks like some Muslim Extremist Super-hero to me.

Report to your local ASIO/Federal Police office for interrogation.

G.Richardson
ASIO Head

Faaarrrrrrk!

It's true! Howard gave a rock-solid
iron-clad guarantee that a terrorist
attack may or may not happen and
that we are very safe or maybe not.
At least we can be alert or maybe
a little less alert than that.
We should be alarmed but not too
alarmed. We should all be prepared
to lay down the lives of others
to preserve a relaxed and comfortable
life even if it means paying the
price of eternal vigilance, which is
raging paranoia.
Lest we forget, remember The Alamo...

The man is a fool.

This is fucking Heaven mate.
Howard's Ostrichlia.
Love it or loathe it!

Goodbye mate. Johnny next?

i remember the feel good universe...
when you could call a MP a cunt and not have ASIO going thru your garbage..
when you could call for the overthrow of the Australian Government and installation of Sharia law and not be locked away in solitary for 14 days...
when you could have fun with garden fertiliser and only get a complaint from the neighbour when you blew down the fence...

those days are now gone.

I blame Chato.


Digger
Cranbourne

Oh Chato you are a terrorist in hiding!

FILTHY FUCKING PIGS!
May Allah infect their testicles
with awful biting parasites that
look like John Howard when examined
closely and which cannot be
eliminated by any human agency.
May they lust after Alan Jones
for eternity and long to have
his children. May all their children
look exactly like Osama, or at least
like Saddam!

Well, yes, I did get to meet Magda.

But she was a harsh Jewish bitch. I fucked her a few times but you would have thought I was fucking a corpse, not even a twitch!

Now I know what your thinking..."little Leon wasn't able to excite her"...

Not true! I've fucked many a gal and gotten a positive response. I reached into my bag tricks for Magda. I fucked her with the Torah spreadeagled over her tight Jewess body...I put the sheet over her with the hole...I wore a yamulka...I tried everything and got no response. So I gave up on her.

Leon Lubansky

Hey Leon, did you get it on with Magda?

So beautiful, so beautiful...

When you are living in a madhouse,
democracy is the last thing you
should be pushing for.

Yo Max! The Afghans just had their much-touted democratic election of a "president", proving that George W Blotch's big-stick policy worked. Hell, bro! 30 per cent of registered Afghan's cast a ballot! That's a better turn out than in the Mutated States of Dumerica! Woo-hoo! Let's Dumbya's freedom reign like sheep shit in a paddock!

Well waddaya know! Millions evacuated before Hurricane Rita could send em all flying... amazinf what you can do with a week's forwarning! And this relatively successful evacuation when compared to the Hurricane Katrina fuck-up proves that George W Blotch is... what... an even greater idiot than he is! He thinks by jetting all round Texas proves he knows how to govern! You're right Max: impeach the bastard and his crim-christ-babblers... and jail the lot of em!

Thar she blows, me hearties! Yarr, each and every shipmate aboard the cursed vessel Monstralia be bleeding from the arse for many a year... ever since the ship's command went to the mad Cap'n Johnny Jingo!

Is there a place in your crew
for No-Haired-John the pirate?
He has been banging us stupid
for years and he might like to
be on the end of a dick for a
change.

Beazley is the fat turd Howard floats on to stay in command.

....wee all wanty weally good healthy wealthy and wise worms, in maggot wee got some mealy mouth morsels, good weavely worms....

I have my orders. First law will be close down all churches. Especially those fucking born again christian places. Burnt down to the fucking ground. Then at the schools we will get all those flag poles and burn them down as well. All flags will be banned and if any cunt says "aussie" they get 15 years jail. Period. No ifs or buts. And for all who didn't vote for me I would send them to a re-education camp, at a exotic location. Say, Christmas Island, or maybe Nauru. Anywhere out of the country; those self-righteous Liberal arseholes will cope it right royally! If I was King... M.Latham

I'm sure Dubya will rise to the occasion
when he discovers what an occasion is
and how he is to rise to it.

Impeach the bastard, and his cronies too.

You must have meant "A FLOOD OF FAECES".
This is Ostrichlia after all.

SHOCK OF THE POO (hole)?

the real problem is when it starts to talk back to you...in english.

Sounds like a bad case of recursive arsehole!

Good ol' Mark O'Thebeast. We knew he be
a good lad. He came good finally.
I knew he would - blood will out.
No one knows who the Dark One will
favour next...

The Yanks are denying using chemical weapons in their attacks on and around Al Tafar(christ only knows what's happening to the 200, 000 poor bloody residents!) . But remember Fallujah? You can bet the Iraqis do!

Tried it! Looked at my puckered browneye this morning and saw John fucken Howard wink a me!

Max you ARE fucken dreaming! If dumericans didn't storm the White house to lynch Bush, Cheney, Rumsfelt and the rest of those rotten lying bastards over the rigged elections, the 9/11 manipulations, and the Iraq WMD(etc!) lies, and what fucken hope for "democracy"?

With the ongoing re-development of Xenoxnews.com it maybe possible to create a section for Chato's diatribes...Chato's Land!

Something I will investigate.

I expect the mass media will smooth
out this little glitch and put the
zombies back into their usual dull
altered states. It will soon be
replaced with idiotic diversions.

The next wind of change we will hear
will be the sound of fools farting.

How about pro-Howard? (just kidding)

You gotta agree with Latham on the US/Oz pact though... we do the bending over, Washington does the rogering! Please Uncle Spam, protect us from those nasty Indonesians (and other non-anglo, muslim types)!

Hey I understand that Arab looking men were spotted placing "boxes" on the levees just before they were breached...

Anonymous

Tex, normality has nothing to with it, as you bloody well know, mate!

Thanks, but it does not appeal. However John Howard fans...

how about a tantric farewell...
in a shower of golden spray...

Similar to the Tantric Faark?

our we back on air?

why wasnt I told!!!

Editor

Maybe the reason we can't get copies of the lost Dogsbody tapes is because they are a threat to nation-fucken-security?

Now even the likes of gullible Family First senator Fielding knreaklises what total Howardian control of the Senate means: gagged Democracy! And as for Ratbag Johnny's fucken 'anti-terror" laws? Shit they're perfect to arrest, imprison and deport anyone who dares publicly critize the Rodent's mentor George W. Bogus! Welcome to the Rodent Reich!

The relevant question is:
How much of Howard's "FAIRNESS" can
normal people stand before they crack?