Lying on the beach with the Cap'n was always a pleasure. The water lapped the sand and me pecker was lapped by the cabin boy in return.
I stood to attention in the warm breeze and raised the flag staff sky high... "Stand at ease me lads", Cap'n said,
"I've got some coca leaves to hand out."
This meant a raiding we would go! Ships to plunder and wenches to befoul!
After this back to our beach we went...
The best mate flipped me over onto me stomach and rubbed on my anus a sweet smelling musk that tenderised it to ecstasy. Wasn't long before he had his old fella banging me silly. I grabbed me knackers and squeezed hard and out dribbled that ribbon of seed from which all mankind has flowed...
"Boys, here's that opium you've needed."
Why thanks Cap'n!
Now our times are spent smoking on the beach and fucking in the trees. Not one cunt on this island but we lads don't miss it at all...
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