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Is that you again Alan Jones?

Given that the recent "elections" in Iraq seem guaranteed now to produce another Iran-like state - an irony apparently quite lost on Mr Bush - one can't help but wonder how many votes Mr Hussein would have attracted had he been allowed participate?

I've got a delightful striped number he could wear.

YSL

3.5 years later and they still haven't found him.

Yep, I missed it. I also miss the Labor Party. Last seen in 1975...

Well, thats ruined my lunch!

Those about to get shit-faced salute you! (Hey, it's christmess!).

And anyway, isnt it about time we replaced that tainted british Union Jack in the corner with the even more tainted american Stars and Stripes?

From the court of Ferkacte

Leave old Kimbo alone. We love him. he is so cute and cuddly.

Liberal Ladies

Potts Point

Farctus? From the court of King Caracutus?

God save the queen!

I never knew it was illegal to burn the Aussie rag. What a load of shit. Blow the fuck out of another country for lies - thats fine. But don't touch our sacred flag - the populace will be quite irate.

Good on yer Digger! We all
salute the stars and tripe.

Oh proudly fluttering in the breeze!
Our glorious flag is a symbol for all Aussies.

And if you don't like it...then piss off back to wherever you come from.

Digger

Cranbourne

You must stick the pole up
Howard's filthy arse first.

FARCTATE is latin derived from the
early greek FARRKINIS, thus the new
Ostrichlian verb to be FARRKED.

Related to, or, antonym of lactate?
As in I licked your nipple and it lactated...
And then I stuffed, or farctated, your anus?

Curious
Broadbeach

Found it in the dic angry pills

i
just like Yoko's yes.

i

I dont want to be critical, y'know, but this guy, well, this guy - he is a cunt.
A born again christian cunt.
And he works for an even bigger cunt.

So fuck them. Fuck you. And fuck the lot of them.


Thank you and goodnight.

Your Troubled Conscience

Word? Bullshit. You're just making them up.

It is easy to be critical, but
you should try running government
with your snout in the trough, or
your face jammed into Bush arse.

He only went out of business because the minimum wage is too high.
Don't you guys understand anything?

A.Bolt

No doubt you are homesick for a place that doesn't exist any more.

Brad grabbed Jens head and squeezed.
No more lies.
Tired of being an Actor reality took hold.
I like reality.

I cried into the pillow last night. It was Moonriver. Some time had just finished and I knew I could never get it back. How I want it back.

With a trusting, bovine public,
stage-managing situations pays
political dividends.

Semjase was a lying bitch!

look at the little pecker on that fella!

I saw a news report on the Cronulla hysteria and the subsequent over-the-top state government reaction: Premier Iemma doing a "johnny" and introducing a swag of extreme stop-and-search and lockdown laws. The report described Australians chararacterisically "obedient", given that ordinary folk going about their daily business were glibly cooperating with the new police powers. Obedient to outrageous laws? That's what a convict history will do to you, son!

Billy Meier reckons the extra terrestrials he has contact with are technologically advanced ahead of earth by approx 8000 years.

Billy Meier - in 1987 - predicted WTC would be bombed because of hatred against the USA... OTHER CONTACT PREDICTIONS CORROBORATED • 7th Contact, February 25, 1975, and 35th Contact, September 16, 1975: Connection of A-bomb testing, explosions to ozone damage; high-frequency "elementary radiations" unknown to terrestrial scientists; damage to Earth's rotation, magnetic disturbances, polar displacement; contribution of bromine gases to ozone damage; penetration of UV through holes, killing micro-organisms and leading to disruptions in food chain, genetic mutations and other long-term negative effects for humans and the planet. Corroborated: November 29, 1988, with report published by Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories announced this "new discovery": "Atom Bomb Testing Tied to Ozone Depletion". Corroborated: 1991, when National Public Radio confirmed the connection between bromine gases and ozone layer damage. Corroborated: February 24, 1992, Los Angeles Times, "Ozone Hole Damages Food Chain". • 29th Contact, July 7, 1975, and 31st Contact, July 17, 1975: Contact involved specific information about Venus, unknown at the time, including composition of atmospheric gases, surface temperatures, depth of clouds, wind speeds, atmospheric pressure, colouration, variation in terrain, etc. Corroborated: October 1975 and August 1976, confirmed by probes from the USSR and USA respectively. Corroborated: February 1981; USGS [US Geological Survey] was producing a topographical map of Venus which, as discovered by the investigative team, further confirmed the details Meier had published five years earlier. • 31st Contact, July 17, 1975: Semjase informed Meier that Mt Chimborazo, Ecuador, is the highest mountain on Earth (above sea level), contrary to Meier's belief that it was Mt Everest. Corroborated: June 1996 in Earth magazine, 21 years later. • 45th Contact, February 25, 1976: Semjase (Meier's extraterrestrial female contactor) warned him that our extraction of petroleum and natural gas from the Earth, the damming of waters and construction of huge cities are major factors contributing to increased earthquake/volcanic activity. Corroborated: June 27, 1990, in The Good Life newspaper (now defunct), Los Angeles: "Earthquakes, Oil Interact". • 115th Contact, October 19, 1978: Meier described existence of Jupiter's rings, saying they are composed mainly of dust, particles, sulphur ions flung off by volcanoes on Io; described Io as the most volcanically active body in the solar system, and smooth, level-surfaced with no water; described Europa as ice-encrusted; Jupiter said to have 17 "actual" moons (Plejaren don't consider that all of Jupiter's satellites meet their standards for moons); described nature of Jupiter's huge funnel-shaped storm. Corroborated: March 5, 1979, NASA's Voyager 1 probe discovered the rings of Jupiter, that Io is the most volcanically active body in the solar system and that Europa is covered in ice—five months after Meier published this information. Corroborated: September 15, 1998, Cornell University scientists confirmed particulate composition of rings from Jupiter's moons (first theorised by astronomers on August 2, 1995). Meier's information is 20 years ahead of Cornell's. (While scientists believe that the source of the particulate matter is explosions caused by meteorite strikes on the moons' surfaces, Meier's information seems more accurate, i.e., matter being explosively propelled from volcanoes at speeds up to 2,300 km/hour to heights of 180 km is more likely the true source of most particulate-forming rings.) Additional information from the 115th Contact was accidentally given to lead investigator Col. Wendelle Stevens, USAF (Ret.), and shown by him to Maj. Rudolph Pestalozzi, USAF (Ret.) and Mr O. Richard Norton, former director of the Flandreau Planetarium, Tucson, Arizona. Witnessed by the three men, the information was secured until after the following specific, predicted events occurred: • Jonestown massacre (Nov 18, 1978) • Overthrow of the Shah of Iran (Jan 1979) • Chinese invasion of North Vietnam (Feb–Mar 1979) • Iran Hostage Crisis (Nov 1979–Jan 1981) • Soviet invasion of Afghanistan (Dec 1979) • Terrorist attack on Iranian Embassy, London (Apr–May 1980) • Abdication of Queen Juliana of The Netherlands (Apr 1980) • Death of Tito of Yugoslavia (May 4, 1980) • Mount St Helens eruption (May 18, 1980) • Assassination of Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi (Oct 31, 1984). • 1978: In a Wasserman publication, Meier foretold the launch of a telescope at end of the 1980s that would make unfathomable discoveries in space, and wrote that a comet would be discovered in the late 1980s to early 1990s; it would be named Toutatis, and may threaten Earth in September 2004.. Corroborated: April 1990, Hubble telescope was launched. Corroborated: 1989, French astronomers discovered a comet [asteroid], named it Toutatis, and predicted it would come closest to Earth on September 29, 2004. • 1978, 1992: In his book, Existing Life in the Universe, Meier stated that there are two small planetary bodies outside Pluto's orbit; he called them Trans-Pluto and Uni, and said scientists will discover them in the not-too-distant future. Corroborated: July 3, 2001 and October 7, 2002, the BBC reported that scientists have discovered a new planet beyond Pluto. • 150th Contact, October 10, 1981: Meier discussed information concerning the 29 actual moons of Saturn, and the origins of moons from asteroids. Corroborated: November 2000, scientists announced the discovery of 12 additional moons orbiting Saturn, bringing the "official" total to 28, just one shy of what Meier reported almost 20 years earlier; scientist corroborates the likelihood that moons originate from asteroids. • 215th Contact, February 28, 1987: Known as the Henoch (or Enoch) Prophecies, this contact contained a forewarning of the destruction of the World Trade Center (WTC) by terrorism, the series of worldwide wars that the US would subsequently launch, and military actions involving Russia, China, France, Germany, Spain, England, Scandinavia and many Third World and other countries. Corroborated: September 11, 2001, the WTC was destroyed; the United States has already attacked Afghanistan and Iraq as of the time of this writing. • 235th Contact, February 3, 1990: Warned of earthquake in California and eruption of the Redoubt volcano in Alaska for February 28, 1992. Corroborated: The Upland quake occurred on that precise date; and the Redoubt volcanic activity began on February 21 and continued through February 28, with more activity following in March. • 241st Contact, February 3, 1992: This contact contained specific corroborated warnings about: • Landslide in Brazil, March 1992: occurred March 18, 1992; • Nuclear accident in Russia during the third week of March: occurred March 27, 1992; • Landers earthquake in Los Angeles for April 23 or 24, 1992: occurred April 22, 1992; • Eruption of Mt Etna, Italy, in April 1992: reported April 15, 1992; • Eruption of Cerro Negro, Nicaragua, in April 1992: occurred April 9–12, 1992; • Earthquakes in Germany–Holland–Belgium area for April 1992: occurred April 13, 1992; • Earthquakes in China–Burma (Myanmar) April 1992: occurred China–Burma border April 23, 1992. • 249th Contact, June 13, 1994: Still speculative: In response to a question Meier asked regarding "mad cow disease", Ptaah stated that "BSE pathogens cannot be destroyed by simply cooking the meat and other items, or by producing meat meal", and that the temperatures necessary for killing the disease-causing prions would need to be "as high as 700°C [1292°F], and possibly even up to 1000°C [1832°F], for previously mutated pathogens that have existed for some time now". Our scientists have been raising their own estimates as to the temperatures necessary to destroy the disease-causing prions and are now more closely approaching the temperatures that the Plejaren, Ptaah, stated. • 251st Contact, February 3, 1995: This contact contains startling information regarding technological developments such as hybrid warriors created by mixing human and pig DNA. People will have biochips attached to their nerve endings, and Meier warned of ominous biochipping with links to Deep Space Platform satellites and supercomputer. Corroborated: Human–pig DNA experiments have begun in the last several years; people are starting to get "chipped". Still speculative: Creation of half-human/half-machine beings, clones and androids; discoveries that conclusively confirm existence of previous human life on Mars; rectification of the "ageing" and "aggression" genes; Plejaren warnings of deep-impact scenario, and need for a defence system for incoming objects. — Michael Horn www.theyfly.com

The logical way of ousting a madman - will save tens of thousands of lives compared to invasion route.

Mark L

Maurie G..... Thanks for your alarming statistical analysis of our future prospects of living, healthy, wealthy, full and well lives in the lucky country.
Or as you put it the Fucky country. Politically fucked that is!

There are reports today (www.iraq-war.ru) suggesting that an assassaination attempt was made on Madman Ahmed.
Looks like someone is trying to restore sanity to Iran.

Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died


Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry ... will someone
please

warn the Pope and cancel the cricket...

Hi Alan, what time will you be in the dunny in the park tonight?
- JWH

The Lying Rodent is in no danger from limp dick Costello...

Look at the crazed eyes of MadmanAhmed. He is desperate for a fight with the west because he has been reading all the terrorist-appeasing lefties who want to give up the fight on terrorism.

Be real men (and women) and stand up to this tyrant!

A.Jones

He's not the anti-christ; he's just a naughty boy!

C'mon! He aint no anti-christ.

His just some poor bugger whose head you've stuck arrows on!

DeNiro I could understand.

Why are you people picking on Al Pacino?

Oh no! Dubya's little kiddy book about the goat! Gone, all gone! What a fucken tragedy!

Cut it out Creepy Jesus! We know it's YOU!

If you're not Koori, then you're immigrant stock... get over it!

Nothing demonstrates the odious hypocrisy, double-standards and sheer ingenuousness of the U.S. government (the current one, as well as every previous post-WW2 administration) than its precious "relationship" with Israel. It doesn't take a social scientist to see that until Palestinians receive justice that terrorism will only flourish... and now there's Bush's blunder in Iraq! Bin Laden probably can't believe his luck!

6 million people have immigrated to Australia since 1942

In the 2001 census 5 million people claim to have been born overseas

Australia has about 300,000 Muslim residents.

"This week's clashes may be the country's biggest racial unrest since two Chinese miners were killed in riots in 1860 during the gold rush."

Nothing has destabilised the Middle East more than the Israeli version of fascism, with its wholesale fucken theft of Palestinian land! When is the U.N. and the mighty fucken USA gunna march into Tel Aviv and slap these bastards into shape?!