Maybe if that pommy cunt Keith listened to us instead of that old fucking cunt Murdoch he wouldn't be getting the arse!

Pomme and Pomme de tere... both French foods... so why the English called pomms?

@Koko Well Ms Koko there have been many explanations and definitions for it, but in the end there is only one possible answer. Poms is short for Pommie bastard.

The twoof will set you fwee

i've done fair dinkum. done her twice in fact. once on my knee, and another time over the kitchen table.

But what's that you tell me? Ms Fairies Dinkum wasn't a fair dinkum woman?

well what the fuck. A hole be a hole whatever gender she be.

Hay boy, I done give y'all a hunnered chances tar VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ prime minister 'o Aussieland. I pleged 'a give y'all yer guns back so's ya werntant never be 'holdin tar crooked politicians never 'gain. Give y'all FREEDOME 'O SPEECH. Real Freedom. Southern-style Freedom. 'N ship off all them nefarious wogs, lebos, muslims, abos, 'n slant-eyeds back tar the jungles they done come from.

But, no, y'all vote for slop-a-cock Ken. King 'o the sopp'in wet vaginars. Now, ya git stank kooter all up in yer feather bonnets 'n tween yer toes. 'N no FREEDOM tar show fer it!!!

I've been living on the Dole since my mum was a young tart and I was just a young lad. PLEASE keep me as Australia's Prime Minister - I don't know any other way of life other than living off of the tax payer's money.

My mum got knocked up by a drunkard, and I popped out of her cunt 9 months later. She was already on the Dole and taught me how to take "free stuff" from the government at an early age. I've been bilking the Australian people to pay may way in life and my mummy tells me I've done a fine job.

That meanie, Peter Dutton called me a faggot, a poofter, a turd-burglar and a cock-gobbler. Well, I won't confirm or deny any of that, (but, I do love a stiff communist cock in my rectum), and he can't prove it. Besides, I'm married now. To some tart who happens to have one of those weird front-fannies. Its squishy and icky - I don't like it. And, she's missing.... something.

I'm hoping that you fine blokes at Xenox News can help me out. I'm sick and tired of people calling me a POOFTER! I'm very afraid that some foreigner could come to OZ (we named our dog Toto, isn't that cute), and take my good-paying prime minister job away from me. For the first time in my life, I could be off the Dole and have to find work. My wife told me I could be a house-whore for older men, and that doesn't sound too bad to me. But, then nasty-Peter would call me vile, ugly names all over again. I can't have that (pardon me, I'm ggggetting a lllllittle teary-eyed)!

How dare you insult our great PM you dim witted hillbilly Ricadovitz!
Your Orange Small Handed President Trump isn't fit to wipe our PM Squeaky Albo's arse!

Well I'll be. We are back!