TOO LATE NOW FOR LABOR?

Fascist Oz government has stench
of death and decay, but who dares
defrost Oz "new" Labor?
After long painful years of Labor
refusing to show any signs of
life and having gone into deep
freeze, and the filthy Suckhole
regime becoming a walking corpse
losing public support as it
rapidly rots out from deep
sociological leprosy, federal
Labor suddenly has become more
popular than the Leperal Party
through no fault of its own.

Even though he remains in a
political coma, Labor's totally
pathetic, spineless, waffling
leader beats Uncle Suckhole's
level of public approval.

For years Labor supporters have
been begging the assorted Labor
leaders to give a single reason
to vote for Labor, but Labor
leaders have pretended to be
deaf, stood firm, and refused.
They have preferred to be nothing
but a support act for Suckhole.

Now with the Uncle Suckhole giant
economic collapse just around the
corner, will Labor show their
traditional eagerness to be in
power during a Leperal-created
economic collapse and take the
blame like the suckers they
always have been?
Or will they be at their sleazy
best and keep themselves out of
office forever?

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    time to resurrect the xenox party...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Register Xenox as a church, make
    the Reverend Dr. Chato the high
    priest and Good Prophet, run as
    the "Fuck Family First" party.

    We'd just hafta win!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Turd goes up, turd goes down!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Why don't you just register chato.org and take your church there? Will only cost you ten bucks and save you hijacking the news.

    Politics is boring
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    the answer is to give us the news your interested in.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    He is into being entertained
    by others, don't expect too
    much from him.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    how do we know its a him?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    I like to retain the illusion
    that a female would not be so
    dull.
    I know. I'm a dreamer,
    but I'm not the only one...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    and forever have it related to John Howard forever with a follow up post by Chato. Wow, real inviting.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Why so blue? Look on the bright
    side you silly old bugger.
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