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Ricardovitz has a point, Ostrichlians should have taken up arms and defended themselves.
As it is, they are only up to watching the footy - like the castrates they really are.
You can't put backbones into retarded Oz jellyfish!

The Hogturd curse takes three at a time.
Who will be the next Oz meathead to self-destruct?

Dear Mr Ricardozitz, my neighbours dog just wont stop barking. i'm thinking of making a preemptive strike, just like US presidense Bush said was ok to do, but my wife thinks that would upset all our other neighbours. What should I do?

I have never heard such a bullshit in my life. I think an authour didn't know what he could surprise the public with. If somebody has a spare time I would advise to read a clever book instead of posting such news.

I agree Mr Ricardovitz's views maybe shocking to some. But as Editor of this rag I welcome all views, psychotic or not.

Along these lines maybe we can have an advice line by Mr Ricardovitz. Along the lines of dear Abby... I'm sure he would have the answer to many of our readers problems. Whaddya reckon Mr Ricky; are you up for it???

Ricardoshitz or whatever your repulsive label be, do us all a very welcome favour and go get yourself blown up by a roadside bomb along with the rest of your terrorist colleagues in Iraq. I don't blame people for wanting to destroy you and your United Terrorist States.
LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE TO U.S IMPERIALISM

to the United n*g*e*nations. Bliar has stolen all of the firearms from his citizens, just like his feminized Nazi-gun banners. Same thing has happended in Asstralia, where Assui women have neutered their men by smashing their balls in vises and stealing their guns. The last western nation where men are still free is the United States. We US Citizens have guns, assault weapons, pistols, semi-auto hand guns, and full-auto machine guns. We can carry our guns, and hunt animals with them, thus providing food for our tables, outside of buying smashed corn in cans made for infants and toothless gummers. You Asstralians and Blinglish are forever doomed to eating creamed corn and soilent green in a can. Oh, and did I mention that WE can have guns, and YOU can't!!! Life must really suck when all you can say to your own governments when they tell you to bend over and fuck yourselves "how hard, sir; how deep sir?"

Oh Ricky dont blame the hole!

Blame the thing you put in the hole. It is a flesh covered tube of Satan; not fit for any orifice.

I stuck a straw down mine and sucked all it's goodness out.

I couldn't walk the next day.

Remember it aint the hole; it's the thing you put in.

in a man's stink-hole? Why butcher yourself, when all you gotta do is stop swishing your pencil in the mud-hole. You know, most little kids learnt not to eat their boogers, not to eat dirt, and not to play with fecal matter. only with the sexually retarded kids some of these lessons never took, I guess. For all you slow people out there just remember: Pussy feels good and won't kill you; it's the hole that's attached to the lower part of the trunk that the titties are mounted on, surrounded by jucey sweaty puffy meat; and NOT the hole that stinks and is hidden between two slabs of fat. And, if the trunk ain't got titties, don't even bother looking for the sweaty puffy meat-hole - all you apt to find is just a nasty old stink-hole. Now, cain't you God-damned retards learnt this!!!

Blair in the UK and Howard in Australia are accomplices to war crimes committed under the aegis of Bush. All three should be on trial for their vile actions. The US under Bush is, in fact, a criminal rogue state far more dangerous to global stability than any other nation on earth.

"The use of tactical nuclear weapons by the US and Israel against Iran, is contemplated, ironically in retaliation for Iran's nonexistent nuclear weapons program."

"The Bush Administration has embarked upon a military adventure which threatens the future of humanity. This is not an overstatement. If aerial bombardments were to be launched against Iran, they would trigger a ground war and the escalation of the conflict to a much broader region. Even in the case of aerial and missile using conventional warheads, the bombings would unleash a nuclear nightmare resulting from the spread of nuclear radiation following the destruction of Iran's nuclear energy facilities."

Read this: http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article14860.htm

chopping off the foreskin protects you from AIDS

Its why circumcision was invented, so they could clean the shit of their pricks.

Government Report Card Throughout the government's term of office it has implemented policies and programmes that reflect the priorities, values and aspirations of the Australian people. This approach has seen the pursuit of liberalisation in economic policy and modern conservatism in social policy in a fashion that has promoted responsible and competent government. The benefits that come from this approach – national security, strong and sustained economic growth, lower interest rates and inflation, declining public debt, falling levels of unemployment and high rates of investment – are the foundations for social progress. To read about these benefits and other achievements of the Howard Government, select the links in the navigation menu to the left. ___________________________________________________ How did you backwards-assed people ever elect a quality individual like Mr. Howard? Y'all don't deserve him. He's too far to the left for my liking, but not a bad man to electro-shock your bums and hippies into a psuedo state of reality. Btw, electro-shock theorapy works wonders on drug-guzzling hippies. Juice 'em up with a little heroin, and just as you insert the needle, throw the switch sending 10,000 volts at 1ma through their tiney little brains. After about 100 times of doing this you get one messed up junkie! Just watch him try to stick a needle in his arm - it's like a dog pissing on an electric fence.

I've found most Oz apes to be Howard-sucking dullards who get into sobbing fits over retarded meatheads who do the right thing by dying.

you cain't get nothing right! Liberals is liberals, commies, queer-folk, hippys, long-haired jelly fish, soft bellied possums, alcoholic bums, drug-guzzling brain dead burn-outs!!! Conservatives are: productive members of society; short-haired right-thinking folks; appreciate working the land and fetching their own food by hunting it; defend themselves; kick aliens out of their territories; and whoop a yella-bellied liberal just for sport. Just because you people live in the ass-end of the planet don't scuse you from learnin right from wrong, up from down, left from right and LIBERAL FROM CONSERVATIVE.

Shame we don't have Stalin around to get rid of them Liberal Party nazi pansies.
What Oz needs now is some real red menance to frighten those nazi fairies shitless.
The real man of steel would show them where to stick their stocks and bonds.

Afterall, AIDS is the ultimate Darwin Award. Put your pecker in an African' monkey's stink-hole, and the Lord sayed - "Damn, what a stupid white boy - gotta come up with a "fix" for humans too messed up to know what hole to stick their pecker in.

The man had the right plan - eliminate the unproductive members and liberal complainers from his own country. Too bad he was a delusional Communist. Stalin was more effective at setting a goal and accomplishing it without involving the entire world in a war, unlike Hitler. There ain't even anyone around to give a crap about the poor slobs Stalin "liberated", and thus no liberal Russians crying "we'll never forget" about what he did. The man had a mission and he accomplished it. Too bad the rest of the Russians were to damned drunk, communist, stoned and stupid to appreciate what Stalin had handed to them on a silver platter.

that ain't a stinky brown fecal hole. They hate anyone who works. They hate anyone with a family. They hate anyone who is successful. They hate anyone who isn't a drug-guzzling hippy. They hate anyone who would even think about defending themselves. Basically, Radical Lefties are nothing more than jelly fish-leaches. They float along through life, getting "high", and partaking in ass-fucking orgies. They have no success because no normal person can stand to be within 10 feet of the AIDS-ridden, moldy breath, rotten gums, shit-in-your-pants, methanphetamine huffing waste of human flesh. They ain't even good for harvesting organs. Sponging off of productive people and complaining are the only two skills a Radical Lefty has honed over the years. These people are pathetic. The military should strap bombs around their chest and a sign on their backs that says "KICK ME REAL HARD, RAGHEAD" and and drop them via parachute into Muslim occupied lands.

Only a retard would put his body close and above a stingray!
I think a Darwin award is in order - shame he has already spawned.

I don't know about the stingray, but I think that old hag Germaine Greer deserves a good rogering.

Right up her bunghole!

US President George W Bush has embraced Australia's PM John W Howard as a "man of steel" in the lost "war on terror". We would do well to recall the OTHER man of steel, affectionately known as Joseph Stalin (real name Josif Vissariononovich Dzhugashvili). He too had his avid supporters and a great deal of blood on his hands.

that stingray is a LEGEND! got to love those sea creatures!

yes, it's very true. i despise Ausmerica. i despise the rotten direction that idiots like yourself, digger, and others i will not name for obvious reasons, are taking us down without our permission.

I say kill the stingray. Kill the sharks.

And for blessed sake kill the fuckin' DJ!

You can start your circumcisions by practicing on the mudlims ("mud" meaning li'll chilln birthed by women raped by n*g*e*s.) in the African nations. Then you can work your way up to the mostly white muslims of Albania. only after you have practiced on semi-white muslims, will you be permitted to start covert'n Aryans to Jews.

Chato is in possesion of the Ark of the Covenant, as well as a shroud with the imprint of Jesus.
Will supply rabbinical services at very competitive rates. Circumcisions and crucifixions cheap!

It's true, some of us are vile, but never as vile as suckholes.

Some say the flesh of an Irwin is even more delicious than the animals exploited by an Irwin.

Five more years! That is, if the Lying Rodent's sedition laws don't shut you down first!

This is clearly another demonstration of the lethal influence of Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden, whereever he may be. Be alert, but not impaled!

It depends if stingrays are an endangered critter or not.

One things for sure; the Japanese would eat it. They eat anything that swims.

Does anyone know a good one?

Or do you eat it raw like sushi?

crebupple

I mean to say

LONG LIVE THE PERSISTENCE

I would like to create the new Jerusalem in Cranbourne. We should all move from Caulfield to there and build a new temple. Joe can you give us a quote on building a replica of Solomon's temple. Seeing it is a holy place a discount would be nice and if you convert and build it for free you will surely have a place in Paradise with unlimited highspeed internet access and all the porn you can drink.

May you find peace wherever you are and never hear the vile words of the ignorant souls found on this website.

You lefties hate Australia.

Steve Irwin was a proud symbol of our country but you hate him
because he got on with our Leader PM Howard. Go and live in Iran!

Digger

Cranbourne

well i for one am not a bit sorry to hear of SquirminVerminIrwin's demise. the bloke was a complete tosspot. anyone who cosies up alongside the vile PM Hogturd must pay the ultimate price eventually.

trouser snake.

Does that make me a target of PM Hogturd???

I revkon "the Jews" - at least those extremist orthodox rabbi types that have Israeli politics in a death grip - WANT a total conflagration, just like those mad Yank tourists struck stupid with Jerusalem Syndrome.

Credit should also be given to the editor and key founders for holding out against the Murdoch take-over bid.

nO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS?

Our lies are more truthful than thiers.

Joos? There's too few true Joos for you in Israel.
The Lord of the Joos has the sacred name of J.W.H.

If this is true I hope they have a apprehended order on him.

Who knows, he could rise out of the grave and phone Osama!

Now he is having a go at the Jews!
Leave the Jews alone.

Good on yer Digger. Cheer up mate, Cranbourne is still marginally better than that festering pig-sty called Israel.

Cranbounre is a shit hole. I should know. I build ugly new housing estates for mugs like you there!