CALL GOES OUT TO FREE SADDAM

Even among those of us opposing the Bush crusade against civilised norms, who imagined than his remorseless bloody legacy would be a myriad times worse than Saddam Hussein's.

If you do free Mr. Saddam, can you please free him in the beautiful mountians of North Georgia!! Preferably in the fall, when the foliage isn't as thick. Oh, and please dress him in an Arab turbin, some nice white Arab robes, and by all means give him a big red Koran too.

I hear that the Jewish master musicians have learnt a few things when they lived in Germany about an "improved" variety of violin strings. I can't seem to remember my history very well, maybe it was Adolf Bethoven, or Henriech Luitpold Brahms that invented this. Something like that, anywhoo.

I'm aching to see Saddam slug it out in the ring with Johnny - our little Oz wreath-laying dynamo.
Johnny knows every dirty trick in the book. He could teach Saddam a thing or three!