PM admits to “Master Plan”

Xenox News' raving reporter Max Gross upchucks! The Lying Rodent has finally confirmed our worst fears. He has a “master plan”

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In a surprise announcement that the Federal Government will not sell its share in the nation’s critical Snowy Hydro scheme after all, Monstralia’s PM John W Virus told reporters "It has never been part of my master plan to sell the Snowy."

Apart from his bewildering claim that he will not sell the government’s 13 per cent share in the scheme because of community concern o­n the controversial issue, the Rodent’s announcement begs the further question:

What IS the sinister prime minister’s “master plan”?

Monty Howard: ehhhhhh-excellent!We already know of some of its components.

The dismantling of government provision of essential services like public health, education and transport.

The gagging of scientific research that debunks (neglected) government policy areas like climate change and alternate energy sources.

The o­ngoing scape-goating, ostracising and penalising of Australians in need: kooris, struggling single parents, the working poor, the unemployed.

The dismantling of hard won workers’ rights, pay and conditions.

The neglect, abuse and imprisonment of traumatised refugees and asylum seekers.
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The continuing promulgation of U.S. Presidunce George W. Bullshit’s phoney “war o­n terror”.

The continuing collaboration with war criminals in the White House and the illegal U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq.

And this is just some of what we know. I’m sure the canny readership of Xenox News can add more detail to this alarming shortlist.

 

These are the dark days, these are the vile days, these are the days of pestilence, frustration and outrage. These are the days of backyard bonfires, dancing nude and vodka spritzers!

And we all know damn well that the Lying Rodent did not reverse his decision to privatise the Snowy Mountain Hydro Scheme just because of “community concern”. He did it because the Tory Federal Member for Eden Monaro is anxious he may lose his seat over the issue (What? Didn’t the locals get a big enough of a tax cut to stay o­nside?). Fuck ‘em!

The good news is the New South Wales and Victorian state governments reckon they too have abandoned their plans to sell their stake in the Snowy.

I guess that’s o­ne little bit of the nation’s critical infrastructure that will remain out of foreign hands… until the Rodent revises his master plan.

This was Max Gross for xenoxnews.com, listening to community concern, concerned about listening comsats, and listing badly in concert.

 

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    · 20 years ago
    Everyday our 70 year old PM is getting closer to being his true hero: https://www.xenoxnews.com/albums/album04/Simpsons49.gif>

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    · 20 years ago
    Farrrk! So dirty little SuperJohnny has a "master plan".
    Not that the Oz dimwits care;
    "Slide something up my arse Johnny. Anything at all.
    Just do it! Do it! Good and hard!"
    The question is this: Are Ostrichlians worth saving?
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    · 20 years ago
    Mr Howard's plan was clear from the outset, even before he seized the nation's 'leadership": gather power unto himself and his cronies.
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    · 20 years ago
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I would be very surprised!" says Johnny.

    Gee, how many times have I heard him say that?

    Now, let's see if I can work this out...

    You would be surprised if you got the
    results that you fully expect to get?

    Did I get that right John?

    How come you are always surprised?
    I'm never surprised.
    I stopped being surprised at the rotten
    outcomes of your sick, sly schemes a long
    time ago you FILTHY OBSCENE PARASITE!

    Hey John, you must be some kind of split personality
    psycho, who does things and then disowns his actions
    and also the anticipated results!
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    · 20 years ago
    you all suck
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    · 20 years ago
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    · 20 years ago
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