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U.S. foreign policy is uniting the Middle East... AGAINST U.S. policy in the Middle East!

Our prime ministers dreadful partisan approach to the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is disgraceful. Israel is the offender here, Palestine the victim. Middle East peace cannot occur unless Israel abandons its illegal settlements, leaves Palestinian territory, and stops slaughtering inocent people!

As the coalition of evil clowns would say:- "nobody's perfect!"
Francis ain't TOO stupid though - he's bailing out.

You break eggs, you get scrambled.

Trust no-one, question everything, and drink a lot of alcohol... you WILL survive!

Winona is a washed up junkie.

Is good book

You can trust Winona...

They are Jewish.

Or at least freemasons.

That doesn't sound like the lyrics Elvis sung on American Trilogy...

Got a dose of clap once, from a dirty sheila named Dixie.

Don't know about pig, but might let the 'coon dawgie chaw on a bit of Johnnie Hogturd. About time we heard a turd-suckin' sonafapig sociopath clown screaming because a big puppy got holda his crown jewels.

Give the man some money!

IS this paid for?

I wanna hear more about Pit Dogs and Coon Dogs.... now that's new. There is not a single image of a coon dog in Google. Anyone got a picture of one?

My sources are telling me that Hezbollah was involved in the terrorist attack in Syria.
Seems their hatred of freedom and America is being embolden by the squawking of the latte left in the West.

Terrorism is in the eye of the beholder. The Israelis used it and still do, as do other nations. The USA has a long tradition of overt and covert terror tactics going all the way back to the war of independence. Besides, do you think those impoverished, desperate Palestinians would bother using suicide bombers if they had, say, Stealth fighters or Blackhawks? You go to war with the army you have, right, Mr Rumsfeld?!

Got a pig-dog that will tear the ears off of any coon-hound that gits close to me. You ever go pig-hunting down there in Australia?

Me and Cletus took our biggest 'coon dawg to visit our cousin Clem after he took possesion of our little sister. Ever has yer balls chewed by a mean 'coon dawg?

Melanie is a smok'n babe! She's gota real perty mouth, ain't she? Her pa cain't be all that bad - ain't even got a shotgun to shoot me if'n I decided to come around and give his li'll gal some pleasure - The guberment done dissarmed him and I'm sure he ain't got what I got. I bet I could make that gal squeel like a pig! Johny's got a nice job, a nice house, a nice wife and a nice kid. Now, I've seen some of them imported Australians sand-coons ya'll git from Indonegro and Spookistan. Talk about genetic deficiencies, ain't that pitiful? What the hell you want to go f*&% around with Johny's family for? The best advice I can give you folks about old Johny and his clan is don't go a messin 'round with these people. Just go on back to your little suburban appartments in time to see a rugby game on Sunday afternoon. Shit, these people are related. You'd be goddamned if you think you're gona come back here and stand trial with this man's aunt and his uncle, and his momma and his daddy sitting in the jury box.

Al-Abama is the land promised to the Islamic faithful.

The Saudis need to be eradicated and their land must be renamed "New Alabama".

Until the Bushitters in the Whiteman's House pull the plug on the Saudis and the Pakis, their disasterous "war-on-terror-ism" will remain the fake farce that is is. It's all a con (a NEO con!)

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The Colossus of Loads? - (of crap).

a king among men..a colussus with a tossil a mile long

You yanks are becoming more ignorant every day.

A true success!

as we speak. Did you know that no US Universities admit any foreign muslim students anymore? We're winning the war every day....battle by battle.

Fill this new Freakdom Tower with all of Satan's minions who voted for the Coalition of Wankers, and blow the fucker sky-high. Tell me first - I want it on video.

NUKE EVERY LAST BREATHING RAGHEAD - KILL'M ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!!! In Jesus name, Amen!

Your a nasty piece of work Rick.

Terrorists like Bin Laden offer no threat to democratic structures. However, the actions of the Bush regime have done more to undermione democracy than any Al Qaeda operation ever could.

Well, Dribbling Dick, as I see it you have two problems: Your whore needs to be punished. And the prostitute that gave you the clap needs to make restitution for her sins. Obviously the whore you call "wife" hasn't been treating you right, so you felt it necessary to seek a little relief from a prostitute. You just need to butch up and show her that YOU are the man and give it to her good and hard - make her perform her wifely duties and tell her to shut her f-ing trap. That's the problem with men today, they just don't know how to treat a woman. Now, with regard to the prostitute, Dribbling Dick, you are probably one cheap f*&# and if you weren't so damn tight with your sheckles you could have taken a little trip to indonesia where you could screw young virgins all day long. So, you really got what you deserved you dirty cheap bastard! But, If'n I were you, that wouldn't make no nevermind to me. So, you still need to get your pound of flesh from the prostitute - regardless of whatever faults you might have. What the American Injuns would have done was simply scalp the prostitute - make her scalp into a perty wig, and then have his squaw wear it when he's giving it to her good and hard. This is a win-win for everyone: wife gets a perty new wig; prostitute pays for her sins with a pound of flesth; and wife gets what she has coming to her.

cause we want it all.

Y'know if I tickle me balls I get a tower of freedom.

And if it took a terrorist strike for me to realise that, well, I'll be buggered.

Rick seems to be shy today. But I'll help:- There is a funny little bald rodent infesting Kirribilli House. I believe that for a bit of public notoriety he would suck all the badness out of your sausage.
He has sucked on the very rich and famous, to their great satisfaction.

Yentl, if you haven't been circumcised yet, Chato might do it cheap.
You know that was an awful pun. But I suppose it's OK, being in such bad taste.

The plucky little Oz bedpan of steel should lead all the meatheads to their dooms in Fuckwitistan!
I for one, would be first to cheer, when they come home as minced meatheads in buckets.

If only Steve Irwin has been wearing sun screen, it might have saved him from the rays!

Bump!

...I'm sure our great leader PM Howard will guide us through it.

He is a man among men; a real leader of Steel.

Digger,
Cranbourne

I knowed there must be some Asstralians who ain't gonna let their guberment push them around. Git them gun-banners out of office, and I'll convince liberal Bush II to pass AAFTA "American Australian Free Trade Agreement" so we can start shipping you guns and ammo without making your pitiful guberment rich off of any shitty-ol tarrif. Hell, maybe we can start shipping you our Ricans and Mexicans too. I can guaranty you they's better than them trouble-making muslims you've been importing for years.

Messing with a neighbor who has a nasty barking dog can be a problem. Consider'n I'as once the owner of one of them kind of dogs, I'd take my vengence upon any neighbor who screwed with my dog. one neighbor shot her with a pellet gun in the ass. Let me tell you what you don't want to do: 1. Don't ever complain to the neighbor about his barking dog - then neighbor knows you hate his dog. 2. Don't ever yell at the barking dog or the neighbor, or even complain to other neighbors about the situation - appear as if you are oblivious to the dog - again, neighbor knows you hate his dog, and you can expect some slashed tires, sugar in your gas tank, break fluid on your perty paint job and the like. Most people with a lick of sense just wait till the dog gets loose and then they employ one of several remidies to the sitchiation: - Steak marinated in Polyethylene Glycol - nice, quiet and peaceful solution; - Good old-fasioned dawg drowning; - The "electric piano necklace", i.e.Stun-gun and piano wire - well, for some of you folks, this - needs some 'splaining the stun-gun imobalized the dawg and the piano wire - well, you folks can figure that out. Oh, by the way, for all you folks don't live in free countries where they have easy access to all sorts of neato stuff like stun -guns and tasers, don't fret none. Y'all got stun guns right under your noses: Any old photo-flash unit will do, even those ones on cheap disposable cameras - yep, shocked myself with one of those once, DAMN, couldn't believe the jolt I got. Boost the battery power to these little things, and you got yourselves a stun-gun. In fact, if you want to get really serious, try out a little afro-enginering using an old microwave capacitor and a laptop battery!!! Welp, If I can be of any further help to the helpless, just give me a hollar.

Ricardovitz has a point, Ostrichlians should have taken up arms and defended themselves.
As it is, they are only up to watching the footy - like the castrates they really are.
You can't put backbones into retarded Oz jellyfish!

The Hogturd curse takes three at a time.
Who will be the next Oz meathead to self-destruct?

Dear Mr Ricardozitz, my neighbours dog just wont stop barking. i'm thinking of making a preemptive strike, just like US presidense Bush said was ok to do, but my wife thinks that would upset all our other neighbours. What should I do?

I have never heard such a bullshit in my life. I think an authour didn't know what he could surprise the public with. If somebody has a spare time I would advise to read a clever book instead of posting such news.

I agree Mr Ricardovitz's views maybe shocking to some. But as Editor of this rag I welcome all views, psychotic or not.

Along these lines maybe we can have an advice line by Mr Ricardovitz. Along the lines of dear Abby... I'm sure he would have the answer to many of our readers problems. Whaddya reckon Mr Ricky; are you up for it???

Ricardoshitz or whatever your repulsive label be, do us all a very welcome favour and go get yourself blown up by a roadside bomb along with the rest of your terrorist colleagues in Iraq. I don't blame people for wanting to destroy you and your United Terrorist States.
LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE TO U.S IMPERIALISM