POPULARITY?

Should our finest well-paid parasites
take a hint from the dead Irwin?


There is no surer way to become more
popular with Oz dullards, than to die!
All of your pathetic mistakes and past
evil are immediately forgiven, and everyone
who hated or ignored you previously can
find only nice things to say.

So John Howard, Peter Costello, Kim Beazley,
Amanda, Tony, Alan Jones, Prof. Saunders
and all the awful over-paid parasitic, rotten scum
that blights this once was a nation, here's your
chance to have nice things said about you. Get your
bloody flippers and start bothering some poor stingrays,
exit this mortal sphere and make yourself much more
popular with Chato at least.
Loading comment... The comment will be refreshed after 00:00.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    You should apply this advice to yourself Mr Chato. The rest of Australia has voted 4 times for our great PM, when will you get over it?

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Terrorist from Cranbourne shithole, that's all you will ever be.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Send that 70 year old prick to the Green Zone in Baghdad.
    I'm sure all those Iraqis will love to hear his weasel words of wisdom.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Good on yer Digger. I know what you mean - most Oz voters are retards!
Write comments...
symbols left.
or post as a guest

Latest News

From The Archives