MORE FUZZY-WUZZYS ON THE WAY: 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD DOES NOTHING!

What is that decrepit old fuck doing? More and more freeloaders are on their way to being washed up on our shores and he says he can't do anything about it...

Well hang on Mr Howard, I and all my friends on Struggle St voted for you because you said you wouldn't let those welfare bludgers into our great nation.

So why can't you stop this lot?

I knew this would happen.

I am starting to lose faith in you Mr Howard. I don't give a shit about what countries we are bombing overseas, just remember I don't want my houses value dragged down by every Tom, Dick-a-do, and Harry from Indonesia looking for a free ride in our great country.

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    · 20 years ago
    John assured me that house prices would RISE!
    Although wages would go down, and jobs would be hard to find.
    But on the bright side, we will get to drink high-priced sewage!
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    · 20 years ago
    They are paddling in their canoes over Torres Strait and are coming to eat our children.

    Won't someone think of the children!
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    · 20 years ago
    Your hero PM is applying his steely will to staring down the North Koreans.

    Expect them to crack anytime now.
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    · 20 years ago
    John Howard calls North Korea impudent
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    · 20 years ago
    Indeed, John Howard knows Jones extremely well. So well, that the PM chimed in with a shamelessly gratuitous suck-up.

    "It is well known that I know Alan Jones," trilled Howard. "I like Alan Jones and I think Alan Jones is an outstanding broadcaster."

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    · 20 years ago
    Once the little lying prick has totaly destroyed society, voters will rush to the other end of the Titanic and vote Labor, who will then be blamed for the sinking ship of state. If I were you, I'd vote BOTH of the big two parties OUT and start supporting the minor parties. Hey, it's time Australia became a DEMOCRACY again!
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