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Sack the Editor!

I think he meant "tongue". The thing that malignant John uses to clean the presidential anus.

Is that guy experiencing a longue?

What the Hell is a tounge? A sort of lounge?

A Kanadian Whitey who don't give a dern if his child walks around with "rapper" pants hanging down exposing his butt crack. This Kanadian Whitey don't understand that this is what negro "gang bangers" do. The Kanadian doesn't understand that this behavior is learned by negros when they are in jail, looking for some homosexual "lovein". The Kanadian Whitey thinks its just fine and dandy that HIS boy is a running around emulating homosexual negroid prison gang-bangers. And, you're concerned about what they do at Klan rallies? Wake up Kanadian people. Learn who hates you and wants to murder you. Then teach your children not to go around trying to be like them. Ain't that simple enough to understand?

Good on yer Digger. I know what you mean - most Oz voters are retards!

Indeed, John Howard knows Jones extremely well. So well, that the PM chimed in with a shamelessly gratuitous suck-up.

"It is well known that I know Alan Jones," trilled Howard. "I like Alan Jones and I think Alan Jones is an outstanding broadcaster."

John Howard calls North Korea impudent

Send that 70 year old prick to the Green Zone in Baghdad.
I'm sure all those Iraqis will love to hear his weasel words of wisdom.

Terrorist from Cranbourne shithole, that's all you will ever be.

You should apply this advice to yourself Mr Chato. The rest of Australia has voted 4 times for our great PM, when will you get over it?

Digger,
Cranbourne

You're a racist asshole. Please die. BTW, I am white if it makes any difference. You're talking about Klan rallies? I'm surprised you don't show up at those.

Your hero PM is applying his steely will to staring down the North Koreans.

Expect them to crack anytime now.

They are paddling in their canoes over Torres Strait and are coming to eat our children.

Won't someone think of the children!

I'm aching to see Saddam slug it out in the ring with Johnny - our little Oz wreath-laying dynamo.
Johnny knows every dirty trick in the book. He could teach Saddam a thing or three!

John assured me that house prices would RISE!
Although wages would go down, and jobs would be hard to find.
But on the bright side, we will get to drink high-priced sewage!

Thanks for your help Ricky, but I received a reply from John Howard. He advised a conservative approach, so I will follow plan "A" and bash and rob a pensioner.
John did warn me that I should make sure that they are toothless first - like he did by removing the government dental scheme, although they still could give a nasty suck!

Running on blubber! Instead of a diesel we would have a beazle, producing pure hot air as exhaust!

If you do free Mr. Saddam, can you please free him in the beautiful mountians of North Georgia!! Preferably in the fall, when the foliage isn't as thick. Oh, and please dress him in an Arab turbin, some nice white Arab robes, and by all means give him a big red Koran too.

I hear that the Jewish master musicians have learnt a few things when they lived in Germany about an "improved" variety of violin strings. I can't seem to remember my history very well, maybe it was Adolf Bethoven, or Henriech Luitpold Brahms that invented this. Something like that, anywhoo.

All we are doing by "saving" the whales is perpetuating an inferior species that should have been killed off by now. It eats fish that we could eat; but we can't eat the whale. It turds up the ocean. Also, if we go back to hunting whales, the ones that can survive will. In other words, we help to elevate the species of whales that is more intelligent and more worthy of survival. Just think of all of the starving children in this world that could be eating whale blubber; and not to mention alternative fuel vehicles that could burn whale blubber instead of gasoline!

I never, ever condone stealing. one man has no right to take the belongings of another who has worked very hard to earn purchasing power. In fact, the Ten Commandments state: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL! But, the ten commandments say nothing of sacrificing an animal to make violin strings. Many urban and suburban areas are completely overrun by these furry pests called "cats". And, wouldn't you know it, that good quality violin strings used to be made out of cat-gut, i.e. the dried intestines of cats. That was before the PETA consipracy that lead to polymer based strings being used on violins. Now, the voilin sounds more like a cat in heat, and we have far too many cats screaming in the night. An industrial minded bum with no money can catch cats, slaughter them and use their hyde, meat and guts to benefit himself and humanity. All it requires is some milk, a little poison, a sharp too or knife, and a burlap sack. The bum can set traps to capture the cats, and then slaughter them. They should do this out in one of their bum camps on the outskirts of town, where they can gut, skin, and fillet the cat. He can cure the hyde with some salt and sodium nitrate, and use it to make a cat-fur blanket or cloting to keep him warm. He can eat the meat, or sell it to Vietnamese restaurants and make some good money. The intestines should be cleaned and cut into thin to very thin, even width strips and then twisted while they are still supple to give them that "rounded" characteristic. The bum will be surprised at how many violin strings he can get out of even one or two cats. After the strings have dried and cured, you need to cut them into the appropriate lengths. I recomend selling the strings in bulk to the nearest music store. If you sell them on a street corner, like most uneducated bums are inclined to do, they are more likely to have a run in with one of those PETA freaks. Sure, any old bum could take a PETA freak in a fight, mind you, but the PETA freak will go cry to her rich mommy, the cops, and PETA-ACLU drug-guzzling nutjobs, who will make sure that the bum never sees the light of day again. Best for the bum to keep begging for money on the stree corner, where the moronic PETA freaks will gladly give you pleanty of cash; and keep your little side business a secret.

before the commie crazies drop the bomb!

You mean the Institute of Pubic Affairs?

They are well respected group of thinkers, researchers, and peverts who are informing Governments and Corporations on all they need to know about Pubic Affairs.

I subscribe to their newsletter and find it most informative.

Haven't we learnt our lesson in Iraq? You can't invade a country to "Save it" from itself.

He is, but I had to get the IPA in there somehow.

I thought Saunders was CIS (Coated In Shit).

First, I'm assuming that you and your child are white. If not, then your child is just doing what comes natural to his kind, and there's nothing I can do to help. Now. Let's not forget, YOU are the King of your house. Your kid owns nothing. That's right, it's all yours! So, first you take away any money your kid has access to. Next, you take away all stereos, cd's dvd's mp3's Ipods, x-boxes, etc. You sell all this crap and buy him a decent wardrobe. You lay down the law and tell your kid to stop acting like a coon. If he doesn't want to wear respectable clothes in a respectable manner, there are pleanty of naked Africans running around that would be glad to wear the new clothing you just bought your kid. When the kid defaces his clothes, and he will, you take all but one outfit away, drive to the nearest slum with your kid and toss his cloths out the window. Don't forget to take a charitable decution for this on your taxes either. Your kid can learn to keep his one pair of pants, one pair of underware, socks, and one shirt clean. Or he will smell and look like a dirty 'ole mugwamps swamp-rat. If he gives you any lip, you smack him around, and he either lives by the King's laws and thrives, or gets punnished under the King's laws, and life is miserable. If your boy still wants to act like a coon, then dress him like a coon and take him to a Klan rally, and let some of your friends learn him a few lessons in proper etiquette. But, if you live in an "integrated" neighborhood, send your kid to an "integrated" school, and allow him to socialize with people of the dark persuasion, then I recon you really don't give a damn that your child lives the life and looks the part of a gang-bangin slum rat. If the boy still hasn't learnt how to act and dress by the time he turns 18 - release him into the wild with nothing. Either he will end up in prison with others of his kind; or he will clean up his act and make something of himself. Either way, it's a win-win for you; you're done, unless he shows proper aptitude.

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/28/rice-darfur/

"Spreadeagles like a hookah..."

Alan, whether a political media parasite qualifies as "life" is a matter of opinion.

Got a light?

To the Solomons so he can fight the fuzzy-wuzzies for Oz!

you all suck

Well I'm quite friendly with the PM and I'm still alive.

Care to meet me down the Paddington St Dunnies for a "how-to-do"?

Alan Jones
C/Struggle St, Pooftown

It's quite clear. It cannot be avoided. We must all start killing, and raping, and pillaging. The last one standing wins what has not been destroyed.
From THE SECRET THOUGHTS OF JOHN WEASLETON HOWARD PM.

The bill still allows prosecutions for war crimes, and doesn't have any admission that Bush has committed them. Sen. McCain's take: "Some critics of this legislation have asserted that it gives amnesty to U.S. personnel who may have committed war crimes since the enactment of the War Crimes Act. Nothing--nothing--could be further from the truth.... The specificity that the bill provides to the War Crimes Act--and its retroactive effect--will actually make prosecuting war criminals a realistic goal. None of my colleagues should object to that goal."

The act you cited doesn't prevent prosecutions under the War Crimes Act. That says people can't invoke the Geneva conventions... but they still can invoke the War Crimes Act, the Detainee Treatment Act, and The Military Commissions Act... which implement the Geneva Convention in the US and make toture and cruel treatment illegal. Essentially, they're saying you have to bring action under US law rather than international law... but you still can bring action for torture.

The only one laughing is Osama... if he's still alive. Not that Dumbya's "war-on-terror-ism" had ever really had anything to do with Mr Bin Laden!

I thought this was a satirical site.... so this must be funny right?

Even among those of us opposing the Bush crusade against civilised norms, who imagined than his remorseless bloody legacy would be a myriad times worse than Saddam Hussein's.

John Howard gets sulky and nasty:
I couldn't give a chinese root! The mob of Oz sheeple are happy with the crap stories I dumped on them. So, you can just go and get fucked!

In the fields round Konigsberg are dead uncounted.

In that horrible winter of '45 how many died?

Staring at the sun flat on their backs.

Are very enjoyable to read. One side got it right, and one side got it very wrong.

You can be sure XenoxNews predicted it.

I suppose we will just wait and see.

Grab the 70 year old cunt. Shine his Mr Sheen head. And foot him up the arse and send him on his way.

When one of those "freedom and prosperity" peddling freaks came to our hometown, we used to send them on their way after a good tarring and feathering!
We never did take kindly to greasy shysters in those days. A John Howard would have been sized-up the minute he opened his ugly, lying, little mouth.

My choice is for freedom and prosperity over superstition and socialism.

Is that the side you support?

Patriot you are sucking Johnny Howard's multicultural arse again. He'd sell his grandmothers one spare kidney to further his political career. He has no integrity. Yet you seem to suggest there is some integrity left in this country, Australia, after it has been destroyed by the international elites that hover high vulture like over the carcass of this once proud anglo-saxon cultured country. Johnny and his mates have only one thing in common; the sense of self; the sense of identity with self; and everything else gets cold relief. It's time you are your mates in the ADF, Australian Deficiency Fund swore off your Johnny. Johnny is using you, you and your mates, down the RSL, you and your mates down the pub. Wake up face the facts, you've been fuzzled. And you've only been fuzzled because your a less than half-wit who buys the Telegraph, and watches the sport on the tube; whilst gargling some alcoholic beverage from the same. Chato is right, Chato has been right all along, the ADF doesn't defend anything but little Johnny's political public polliing career; and the idea and not the reality; that the country is being defended. The country is being, has been, sold down the sewer of international factional politics. Patriot wake up and look at the new face of Australia in the mirror, it's one of slanty eyes, black skin, and a sociopathic Howard grin.

Is that artwork of the superhero Captain Arsewipe?

Leave the poor little 'tard be. He'll be smashed into gravy soon enough.
But if he looks like turning out as a Bush arselicker - strangle the silly little cunt!