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The Reverend Dr. Chato ministers to those of The Inclusive Brethren - the only true church of The Lord.

Please Tex, just for me - "you're feeling" not "your feeling". (If you think that was pedantic, you should listen to Kevin Rudd")
I suggest Uncle John's suckhole-fried arsehole for the sandwich.

Here is your simple solution: VOTE GREENS, not the red or the blue.
Labor and Liberal pollution, is not for me, and not really for you.

Oz John-loving robopaths can comfort themselves with the thought that their non-core hero will never burn HIS wonderful body to death.

A bleak and awful story, from a violent, uncaring, kleptocratic culture.
I did not know you Malachi, but I heard you, my sad and troubled friend!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The Oils lost me after the "Bird Noises" EP.
It was downhill from then on.

Master stroke by the ALP spin doctors.

The biggest threat to Labor is the Greens this election.

So what do they do - well, my mum just called and said "Son, who am I going to vote for, it says here that Voting for the Greens is like Voting for the Liberals!!!"

But the Greens preference Labor ahead of Liberal in nearly every seat!

Talk about make a deal and shaft.

And they get the number one Greenie Garrett to tell everyone about the lie.


Garrett's creditablity is now lower than the day when he wore the bright yellow designer overalls.

Garrett = Dud.

Listen Mr/Ms Shato Peter G has the power and the passion to deliver for his constituents.
He won't run by night on his promises.
We know he will work to armistice day and beyond for the betterment of our country.
And unlike the others with their short memories he will not have our beds burning in environmental chaos.
So the choice is simple: the cold cold change of greenie wishful thinking or someone who wants to be the one for you in parliament!

>>"Peter Garrett is in ALP. Who did you think he'd support? The Liberals?

>>It's called politics mate. If he wanted to support the Greens he'd be in the bloody Greens party wouldn't he?"

So lie at all costs to support your Party?

Whatever happened to getting decent people to come up with decent ideas and solutions?

The ALP solution to the disaster with the environment that everyone has strong feelings about: "The Greens are the Liberals".

Pack of liars and Garrett puts his hand up to be part of the lie.

I invite Garrett to go to the over crowded over developed world that the ALP has offered us in Brisbane. I'm sure he would approve of the destruction of habitat and untouched areas by developers overseen by the ALP.

For a man who could run as an independent and get elected, joining the ALP and assisting in the destruction of our world, can only be called hypocritical.

When he first joined the ALP those of us old Oils fans worried that Garrett would "compromise" himself in the service of BPP (Big Party Politics). Alas, it has come to pass. VOTE GREENS!

Yes. Maybe they should start bottling their own farts for their family and friends...

Peter Garrett is in ALP. Who did you think he'd support? The Liberals?
It's called politics mate. If he wanted to support the Greens he'd be in the bloody Greens party wouldn't he?

whoever wrote this, may u reconsider things within the next year, when your own health goes south.

Yeah right! Nuclear power is safe and interest rates won't go up under his wise, guiding hand. What a bare-faced old fraud! But yeah, he knows his audience well!

Fisher's was good shit until they took the phosphorous out

I believe Johnny said that higher energy costs and the nuclear tax would not show any results until 2050 at the earliest!
Aussie suckers indeed, if they fall for that old pea and thimble trick!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Fred, I failed to introduce myself. Rude of me!
My name is Satan - John W. Satan.

Fred my lad, I want you to put your dick into a commercial meat-grinder. That is merely my personal preference.
If you want to put it in a blender, or into a jar of acid, that's okay with me also.

Fred forget these uptight nutters.
You can put your dick wherever someone else wants it to go.
It is as simple as that.

BEWARE OF HUXTERS AND SCAM ARTISTS!!! Fisher's Phospherine is nothing but junk science, complete and total rubbish. How dare you question my research!! You pathetic, drug-pushing hippies are constantly trying to sell John Q. Public snake oil, and Fisher's Phospherine is nothing more than fishy serpant juice that does nothing. Doing nothing is unproductive and therefore unacceptible!

I too ponder the utter waste of time and lack of productivity associated with people watching sports. Pointless and pathetic lives, indeed. So true. I will have you know that there are many homeless subjects that are dying to participate in further studies to validate the usefullness of DONE. As I allways say, my motto is "My Productivity is making others productive anyway I can."

Sounds like another cure for brain fag? Can't these symptoms simply be cured with a few drops of Fisher's Phospherine per day in a glass of water?

It has been shown that many John-loving Ostrichlians show no discernable difference in behaviour after total brain loss.
Many go on to have the same pointless and pathetic lives - mostly spent watching sports zombies hitting balls with sticks, or just running around carrying them!

Fred, I am glad that you've reached out for some help and advice on your wicked tendencies. Let me reasure you that your soul is not lost and may still be saved. There are some positive signs here. First, it is clear that you know good from evil. You have correctly identified that placing your male member where it doesn't belong is evil. Second, you acknowledge that evil is Satan's device, and that perverted sexual practices are not of God, but of Satan.

So, we have established that you are not a psychopath or a sociopath. You are simply obsessed with wicked thougts.

The device pictured will do nothing to release you from the demonic thoughts that have not yet taken control over your mind. There are devices that would be quite effective in aiding you in this regard.

The first one I will discuss is an electro-shock device that can be inplanted into the brain. A surgeon drills two holes into your skull while you are wide-awake and insert spaghetti-sized electrical wires down through the two sides of the frontal lobes. A variable poser remote control device operated by a physician shocks the brain with three to 100 volts of electricity, when necessary. It is powered by a battery pack that is locked onto your in the form of a titanium bracelet. The device is meant to treat his severe anxiety associated with sexual perversion. It may be controlled by the Doctor from up to 300 yards away. Researchers are currently working on a new model that can be controled via wireless internet. I have named the device "DONE", which stands for Doctor Operated Neuro Electrophier.

Prior to installing DONE in patients obsessed with violent sexual thoughts, the only option was the frontal leukectomy, which was quite successful. However, I have discovered that DONE has many other useful features and can be used to treat a variety of mental illnesses, such as ant-social behavior, psychosis, homosexuality, drug addictions, and even laziness.

lets face it. Anyone would tower over our prime miniature.

A bit more world-class arse grooming from the champion himself:-
John Howard, described Professor Friedman as "a towering figure of world economic theory".
I'd describe him as a "towering fraud of economic theory", but I'd have to include Johnny, and then I would have exposed the whole plot.

Menzies was appointed Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports. Is that still open for Sir John to claim? Howard deserves to be rewarded for services to regal arseholes.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Did the camel wear a nightie?

Because along with the yanks we are the only ones who vote with Israel at the UN.

The horror, the horror!

Did you know that Morris spelt backwards reads as Sir Rom?
Did you also know that Suckontology is a non-existent religion? But, if it did exist it would cultivate dimwit celebrities.
- [|Howardland Public Information Services|]

Who's we? You can start whenever you like. DOn't hold back on my account.

Milton Friedman was much loved by neocon sociopaths, because he put a "respectable" veneer over their economic violence.
The awful cunt never had to work in a sweatshop, or risk starving in the street, and had no compassion for the victims of his convenient theories.
He certainly encouraged Thatcher and Howard to rip into the poorest welfare recipients.
May he be reborn as a victim of his own insidious drivel!

I wish Friedman's grave was nearby, so that I could go and piss on it.
Johnny's hero intervened in Australian politics in the 1970s, and help set Oz on a downward path.
Pray that he joins Milton soon!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The military textbooks will be replete with this heroic liberation of Iraq. Mainly about how a determined and brave population can defeat an invading enemy, no matter how much "superior" technology they may have.
It's a lesson for us all.

Put Howard out of his misery. Drop the Statue of Liberty on him.

How come all those christians believe in the walking dead? I mean, jesus supposedly "rose from the grave", right? That makes him a zombie! Did he go after Judas and eat his brain?

Immortal words from a rotten arsehole:-
"I think the military textbooks will be replete with the experiences of Operation Iraqi Freedom for many years to come ... We respect very much the leadership that you personally and your administration brings to the affairs of the world and we think the world is a safer, more optimistic place."
- John Howard, on his visit to George W. Bush at Crawford, Texas, 2003.

Come on Johnny! I'm sure you can pinch one last Oz welfare dollar to invest in O_peration I_raq L_iberation.
Or has the pot gone of the boil, now that hundreds of thousands have died and even more have been mangled and had their lies ruined?
Tell us why lives are still being pointlessly lost in your mad mate George's lunatic adventure, you slimy little grub.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The sands of Iraq are running out for lame-duck dickhead Bush, HAVE run out for eunuch Blair and last turd standing will be... little old Johnny the Grub, all alone in his lost coalition of the wilting!

That Tzippi is a weird one... if she hasn't got Condi's tongue on her twat she is sniffing someone's arse.

I wonder how she gets any work done.

What about all those "Chatham House" meetings you had?
C'mon spill the beans!

When are we gunna start bombing Iran?

Invading Saudi Arabia?

When will the Muslim re-location camps be setup and where?

C'mon ya prick tell us!

You bastards! You heartless fucking bastards!

I remember you pricks too.
Let's hear the questions first. What do you want to know about? Who are those 'cunts' you refer too? There are so many of them.

Lesbo Queen Liz was on board and the old hag lapped every cunt on board.
Laguid Dutch dykes getting a licking from our head of state; what the fuck is going on.

I know that the IPA is the authority on these matters, but I reckon Howard sucked so much dope that it shrunk his body and put the Aussie public into a coma by mere contact with the little dope-fiend!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

But remember Friedmen was all in favour of legalising drugs.
"Leave it to the market" he said.

If we had only followed that sage advice we would all be at peace now.
Osama would be happy on the bong; instead of toting a gun.
Dubya would be coked to a stand still.
And our PM? Well who knows? If he had not refused that toke on the joint back in 1965....

How about the yellow, slithering, crawling belly?
Nothing is lower, or more treacherous than the John-loving, Aussie suckholing snake!
*Captain Australia*