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Granted, the Iranian Prez is a basketcase, but hardly in the same league as U.S. Prez George W. Ga-ga. Ask yourself this: who has the most nuclear weapons on earth? Who has declared a unilateral policy of attacking anyone he likes just 'coz he feels like it? Who has, in fact, invaded, occupied and totally fucked-up a country that had absolutely no possible capacity to reciprocate? And who, as a good, god-fearing christian and rehab-ed alcoholic, declared that he was chosen to be president by "god"?
Hellovah job, George!

Patriot, I hope you enjoy the weather in Iran. They will be very interested to hear your advice. I am sure they hand you their leader for chastisement!
I urge you to promptly leave for Iran with the same blessings that Steve Irwin took on his way to a special place. Take Johnny, Alex and Phil with you!
God bless!

I'm moving on...

To a deeper and darker place. Where the good lord shines no light.

The Good Ship Medusa.

So you can find out and move on?

Why ask why?

Is that meant to be delivered in the usual sulky drone?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

What does "WHAT" mean?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Those weird waking-dreams and thought-blocks are a bummer! What did I just say? Why doesn't the clock's time change? This is not my place, is it? How did I get here?
What does "get" mean?

Phil, as long as you don't vote for The Turd, I don't care if you totally fry your withered brain!

What is built-up, has ever higher maintainence costs! Check Google on Joseph Tainter's "The Collapse of Complex Societies".
Collapse is inevitable, and no amount of lying by politicians, the corrupt people they serve, the media airheads, and sports fans will change that truth!
Far from being beneficial, "leaders" simply push people along a catastrophic path far past the point they normally would have gone!

Total destruction, the only solution.

Hitler was a mental weakling, and Thatcher, though it was shriviled, still had a gushing prune between her legs that permitted femones to temper her otherwise good judgment.

We need a real leader. One who has the courage and moral fortitude to accelerate Darwinism and help to make the inhabitants of this world more in God's image.

Yes, Captain, I agree, I left off several groups of mind-control drugs that are being thrust on us and our children by various "government" world orders. My appologies for neglecting to mention the most vile and abused drugs by the nanny-state NWO doctors, second only to the illicit drugs I mentioned above.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED - anyone who is taking the following drugs are already willing slaves of the state:

Chlorpromazine (Thorazine®)
Fluphenazine (Prolixin®) -
Perphenazine (Trilafon®)
Prochlorperazine (Compazine®)
Thioridazine (Mellaril®)
Trifluoperazine (Stelazine®)
Haloperidol (Haldol®) -
Droperidol
Pimozide (Orap®)

People guzzling the above drugs might as well have a brand on their foreheads that says "Goverbot #0098534"

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

from oxymoronlist . com

Not my country any more! Someone please bury the Turd!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Harbinger.

Gerrymanderer.

Farctate

At least Kevin Rudd tore-up retarded Beazley's moronic "Oz patriotism" test for tourists.
When will Johnny start urging a combined Israel/USA rag on Oz dullards?

Now they are going to test you on this rag...

Captain, that is even worse than I suspected! These Hitler-worshipping misfits illustrate what happens when dad is playing the property-market and the delinquent kids are allowed to run wild. These lost kids inevitably fall under bad influences, such as the Liberal Party, the IPA, the CIS and similar carbuncles on the arse of decent society!

Me too, Digger! Did you know that when John laid his first turd after 10 years of constipation, it was huge! A miracle, and a virgin birth!
The Liberal Party gold-plated it, and it now takes pride of place on the altar of The Dark Lord. They bow down to it on special occasions, and touch it lightly with their lips - hoping for a blessing!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You are a mono-manical Howard-hater Chato.

Take your pills and calm down for godsake!

Digger

Cranbourne

Ricky, the scenario you paint is part of the NWO agenda. You mentioned Prozac, but failed to mention the neuroleptics. They are far worse, and cause permanent brain damage, with the most terrible crippling effects!
http://www.namiscc.org/Research/2003/NeurolepticInducedBrainDamage.htm
Governments are attracted to the idea of medicating away any dissent:- "Take your meds - and get back to work for the shareholders, you malingerer!"
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Only a mind fuck.

But we will still be able to have a root wont we?

Tell me Ricky, we will still be able to fuck????

Mass mind control was and will be thrust upon us, unknowingly, in 9 states:

Stage 1 - destruction of Religon, carried out by Russia and the Third Reich.

Stage 2 - Television - nothing more than entertainment in the 50's and 60's, this turned into a massive instrument for mind control commencing in 1963, with the assasination of Kennedy.

Stage 3 - numbing and dumbing of the human intellect with THC, LSD, PCP, Cocaine, Heroin, Crank, Crack, Meth, Ritalan, Prozac, and other prescribed mind-numbers.

Stage 4 - Subliminal destruction of the moral centers of the mind through video gaming.

Stage 5 - Confiscation of firearms by Corporate Governments like Austrailia, England, France, Canada, Mexico, and soon, the USA.

Stage 6 - The destruction of the traditional family unit and replacement with the homosexual model. Seasons children for Big Brother Government Corporation to further its agenda.

Future stage 7- integration of mind and electronic media, commencing with "blue tooth".

Future stage 8- further reprograming of human minds and enslavement to government corporate entities.

Future stage 9- the New Enslavement of mankind by
____________________________

Prepare your children for blissful enslavement today. You have been warned. Ricardovitz.

Or heaven with all them angels crying about their knob ache.

I know where I'd prefer to be!

He who commits wickedry in ignorance and by deception of the Devil may be forgiven if he repents before the Lord and Savior; He who claims never to have committed wikedry is ignorant and must be educated on his sins before he is ready to receive salvation. But, he who gleefully commits wickedry for the lust of the Devil, shall burn in the firey pits of hell, without any chance of salvation.

None of those wankers would be employable, they MUST retain their seats! Maybe the Mafia would have some of them...
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Hopefully they will give Howard the Iraqi ambassador role. I'm sure the people in Baghdad will welcome their "liberator" with open arms.

I can't speak for Chato, but I'll be happy to see the horrible little cunt go!
I think Chato might want the monkey to get a fair trial before he is skinned alive, or strung-up!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

My apologies to The Dark One:
May The *Lord* bless you, Pastor Pervy.
Fancy using lower-case for The Lord. There will be Hell to pay...
- Reverend Veddy Pleasant-Fellowes

I may be somewhat confused by the similar names. Still, one never forgets depravity, but then we get to see so much of it among the faithful, don't we?
May the lord bless you, Pastor Pervy, and may there not be too much wailing and gnashing of teeth! (--Matt. 13:49,50.)
- Reverend Veddy Pleasant-Fellowes

Are you sure Rev P-F? My research fails to find any mention of these characters in the history of EB.

I do believe the men were Ben Doon and Phil McCavity. Men of extraordinary depravity!
- Reverend Veddy Pleasant-Fellowes

When Churchill visited the troops at El Alamein he arrived a week after the battle was fought. Thanks to the censorship and media control at the time the BBC reported it as if he was there when the fighting was on.

Winston Churchill was a coward of the first order. I am amazed that any Australian would support a man who so obviously regarded your country as little more than a pool of useful bodies to be sacrificed on his whim (ie Gallipoli and Singapore).

Dont worry chato latest polling suggests PM Howard is on the way out.

It wasn't Jock McCrabb who was in charge of the EB. It was Phil McCrevice.
My apologies.

Pastor Pervy

He of the atrophied testicles? The roundheaded Polish prick?

Ricky, this may help you to understand:-
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth and sever the wicked from among the just, and shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
--Matt. 13:49,50.

Ricky, my wayward children have angered me greatly, but it is only fair that I give them fair warning before I let them destroy themselves.
Those who worship John shall wail and gnash their teeth. There shall be much wailing and gnashing!

Chato blasphames the Lord and sounds the trumpets ushering in his demonic false savior. Satan has deceived you, Chato, for you have been fooled into believing that he can and will do for you what the Lord will not.

Satan wants nothing more than to harvest the wretched souls of homosexuals and drug-guzzling weak minds. The Evil One has plans for your soul, Chato, and it has nothing to do with what you believe he has promised you. YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED. Repent, or burn in hell for all eternity! Repent your sins and your transgressions against the Lord, Chato. Say just a little prayer and humble yourself before the Lord. Do it before it is too late.

Howard's "towering figures" amount to a towering pile of bullshit. All three of them added to the world's ongoing fuck-ups, hindered rather than helped "moral clarity". Fuckem all.

Xenox will know it has arrived when such august figures as The Rodent give laudatory speeches about it!

I heard of a terrible accident involving Viagra, a rat trap, a fridge-magnet and a kitchen blender.
Stay away from that awful stuff!
- Dick Limpman

But what a magnificent pedantic prick, Lordy!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Zionism is terrorism.

A snort a day keeps me happy and gay

Cap'n you (RE) are a pedantic prick!

Ricky, if you ever change your mind about the tin hat, I know someone from Hellsong Industries Screeching Choir of Death, who can get one cheap!
However, you did put my mind to rest about crazy conspiracy theories. Your clear and rational analysis makes it clear that The Bible is absolutely and literally true on every point that it makes, no matter how many times it contradicts itself.
Thank the Good Lord that John Howard is protecting us from evil with liberal sprinkles of self-raising flour! I shudder to think what would have happened if some raghead substituted anthrax spores instead!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The Third Testament shall be written, and Zion will be the tool God uses to resurect Mohammed on earth for one last fleeting moment before thrusting him into the firey pits of Hell, together with his deciples, to replace the weary Satan.