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A dead irwin is a good irwin. steve was a cunt for going around australia and provoking the wildlife, the cuntess and the minicuntess are no better - can't yet say much about the minicunt but i'll bet the bigcunt parasite manager john will have him before the cameras shortly after he can wipe his own arse. i reckon steve got what he deserved for provoking a stingray - that was the cunt's modus operandi. the irwin empire was good at marketing a shit product and all those dumbarse oostrilians who handed over their reddies are just plain simple and fuckin stoopid, including all those parents who should be providing their kids with some defence against the attacks of the marketing giants. while i'm on marketing giants have you heard that the rightwing arses of the alp in mooneyville/townsville have got the owner of 10 mcdonalds cafes to be the alp candidate for the seat of herbert in the next national election. pretty fun, eh? the dopey cunts a fuckin squillionaire because he has marketed a shit product onto other cunts too lazy to do their own cooking and hes such a good bloke for all donations to sporting teams that the dumbarses are going to vote for him so he can sell more shitburgers to them because hes such a good bloke. beazley rekons hes a good candidate? what a fuckin sick joke?

Take em all and put in a sack and dump them in the bay - wrapped in the national flag, of course!

Cogent, apt and spot on, brother! Certainly our sly old PM has tapped into the shallow Oz psyche... God help us when his new media laws kick in and the only news you'll will be of the "in-depth" Good Morning Australia mode of reporting. Suckers, that's what OOstrilians are, but what can you expect from a nation bred of convicts and land-thieves!

Christians and Anglos are not the sub-humans. You, Mr. Muslim, have some explaining to do, before we will permit you to think you are anything more than an ape who just figured out how to walk up-right 'bout 2000 years ago. Muslims wipe their arses with their left hand. Would a human do this? Muslims kill their own sisters if another man raped her. Would a human do this? Muslims randomly kill people riding on buses. Would a human do this? Muslims hide in the back of cars with an M16 randomly shooting anyone they can. Would a human do this? Muslims shoot up little children in day cares. Would a human do this? Muslim women look like fat hairy trolls with facial hair. Do humans look like this? Muslims come from the desert, because they couldn't migrate and adapt, like humans can. Muslims worship camals. Do humans worship lowly beasts? Muslms enslave and beat their women into submission because they don't know how to charm a woman. Do humans enslave and beat their women?

Obviously the sub-humans have infested the planet, and it is time that the Chatoist storm troopers restored order and decency, as prescribed in The Book Of Saint Chato, The Only True Prophet.
Too long have we of God's elite tolerated the petty argumentation of you pod-people. Enough! We are coming after you all, with herbicide...

Those sand-coons make great slaves for building pyramids. We need to get them to build one with four sides, and then carve the faces of Tony Blair, George W. Bush, John Howard, and Ehud Olmert on it.

Let's all sing with Ricardovitz:

This land is my land,
your land is my land,
from Kalifornia to the
Australian High Land
From Bama and Georgia
to Saudi Arabia,
This land was meant for only me.

I heard a version of this joke, but it was not an irishman, but the Oz suckhole nation. When the doctor looked up its arsehole, he could see that a huge turd had cross-bred with a tapeworm. Instead of money coming out, the turd-tapeworm would not come out, and charged the doctor a service fee plus GST.

The 2005 Cronulla riots were started by muslim youth mobs who were confrontatied by Anglos in and around Cronulla a beachfront suburb of Sydney. The violence soon spread to other suburbs around Sydney. On Sunday, December 11, 2005 (significance to "September 11") approximately 5000 people had gathered in a protest to "reclaim the beach" from recently-reported incidents of assaults and intimidatory behaviour by groups of non-locals, who had been identified as Middle Eastern youths from the suburbs of Western Sydney. The crowd had assembled following a series of earlier confrontations, and an assault on three volunteer lifeguards by nefarious muslim youth which had taken place the previous weekend. This was widely seen as the "tipping point" after years of intimidation, mostly directed at white female beach goers, with threats of violence, rape, stone throwing, and other unlawful behavior toward females by the Muslim Youth. In the week leading up to the major incident of the 11th, these confrontations and the subsequent circulation of anonymous calls to gather at the beach — spread via text messaging and other means were effective in getting the point across that Muslim animals will not be tolerated in Australia. The crowd initially assembled without incident, but violence broke out after a large segment of Middle Eastern men started to throw stones at the Anglo-Celtic crowd. The Antlo-Celtic croud then chased sever men of Middle Eastern descent, on in particular into a hotel. The ensuing violence soon became widespread, as many Muslim men were waiting to ambush the Australians when they followed the trouble makers to an unspecified location; The following nights saw further incidents of violence and vandalism by people of Middle Eastern descent in Cronulla and surronding suburbs, large gatherings of protestors around western Sydney. ___________________________________________________________________ Niiiiiiice. What do you Australian Muslim lovers think of the vermin now?

Don't know which is worse with money, an Irish or a Jew. I bet many a doctor have come across this problem with both. Hid'n their money in places they aught'nt.

That missing leg goed. Ya think she had a stump? I knew a guy who fornicated with a stump-legged woman. He said that the closer the little vixon came to orgasm, she would smack him in the back repeatedly with her stump.

Fornicate, you children of the damned - fornicate and spread genital rot! The sooner the sub-human herd is rendered sterile, the better it is.
Pus and blood dripping from scabby and stinking infected private parts is the new Oz multicultural way. Merry Christmas suckers! Satan Claws will bring you all a nice present.

I ever did see!

I seen a Iaranian woman in the Piggly Wiggly yesterday, and she was so fat, hairy, and manly looking that she might have given a dead homosexual an erection.

Maybe that's why homosexuals are muslim sympathizers, they find themselves attracted to troll-like people, even if they have something on it that looks like a vagina. It's gotta be 'bout as stinky and foul smell'n as a man's sphincter hole. I think they attempt to clean it with their left hand too...hygien ain't a word these people are familiar with.

They are building a sex ray machine in Iran. It is a dastardly instrument.

After I trod in Johnny and scraped him off the bottom of my shoe, I did the wrong thing by letting him escape.

I'm joining the dark side!

He's gonna be here soon

They payed for their paradise...
and got what they deserve.

They might think he was a sting-fucking-ray!
"THE BARB OF GOD STRIKES DOWN THE SINFUL!"

Imagine Jesus on the beach at Cronulla...wading in from the Pacific in a 2nd coming.
They'd probably stone him thinking he was a Muslim!

Outside they hide their women behind sheets. Yet inside it's one non-stop orgy.
Its war; their values vs ours!

Adolf Hitler, the father of Israel, said that it was right and proper that the vicious should prosper, and dominate the weak.

You bastards! You heartless fucking bastards! How would you like it if you woke up one awful day, looked in the mirror, and saw that you had become John Howard the gimp?

As long as Israel occupies Palestinian lands and oppresses its peoples, and as long as the USA supports Israel's criminality with funding, arms and UN vetoes, terrorism will continue to flourish. Call it globalisation if you prefer!

Always thought those Beatles guys were weird.
Remember John Lennon?
He married a bug eyed Jap chick who use to scream instead of singing.
And the drummer, Ringo?
Used his spare time to mouth the voices of trains! What a dimwit.

There has long been rumours about deviant sex magick in the Persian kingdom.
It seems that the Iranian President is trying to use his people to summon up demons with massive orgies.
More evidence of his Satanic ways. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is he the 3rd Anti-Christ?

Any regime that encourages women to produce more babies, either by financial inducement or other means, is a degenerate one. The only way to deal with such turpitude is to hunt down the instigators and skin them alive.
If they are allowed to continue in their ways they will become bold enough to sell sewage to the public in place of real water.

What infuriates me is all the pussy they're getting.

Here I am. Stuck all alone with a sticky keyboard in Lane Cove; meanwhile these Muslim bastards are banging bitches all night and day under Government orders.

What a fucking outrage!

Don't let Laws sell you a bottle of "oxygen rich" water, whatever you do!

Isn't he Alan Jones bumchum?

I heard John Laws say that he loves drinking water from the tap in any city in Australia. Maybe that's why he's so sick. I wonder if he's going to suck up all of Howard's Premium Gold????

The SA will proudly march again - but this time for the glory of the Howardland!

They were Hitler's homo stormtroopers.

Wenn wir kann anfangen Moslems in den Öfen zu verbrennen??? Let's all sing together: Flag high, ranks closed, The S.A. marches with silent solid steps. Comrades shot by the red front and reaction march in spirit with us in our ranks.... (Y'all know the rest)

I think everyone should calm down. Israel is only applying the "Final Solution" to useless bludgers, the elderly, and cripples. There is nothing wrong with that!
- John Weaselton Hogturd.

Jesus was OK. He just never was actually born, or crucified etc., that's all...
Otherwise he was a good fella - just not a Cronulla fella - or an actual fella.

For those really loose and stinky arseholes, nothing can match a Johnny Howard for sure self-insertion.
Feeling relaxed and comfortable - right at home with all the other turdly matter.

Be careful! John Hogturd was a fart that escaped.
If you don't believe it possible, you should dig up the Ren and Stimpy episode about that kind of thing.

Y'know, it can be a little nerve wracking and occasionally I have let one pop off because I couldn't hold it in. Luckily in all these times I was in a public place so I could blame it on others.

No. He just had facial hair like that lay-about Jew from bethlehem.

Adolf was God?

Jesus had a beard...Adolf had a little-bitty moustache.

I see the connection!

Fascism is the only sure way to ensure peace among the people of the world. Jesus Christ was a fascist, and when all come to know him, The Lord will enforce peace among the remaining disciples of humanity. All Hail Our Lord, and grant unto us eternal peace.

The Israelies and the US have had this technology for some time. They are using Masers. Masers are laser-like devices that shoot highly focused beams of microwave energy. they will cook you from the inside out, if pulsed in short bursts. Masers can be made by anyone who can get their hands on an old-style radar magnatron, high voltage power supply, and focusing device made up of nothing more than a horn and specially shaped lenses. Also, the US and Israel have been experimenting with sonic weapons. Some of these casualties are likely due to sonic dissruption of internal organs. Sonic weapons are actually less damaging than bullet impact; the only difference is that sonic weaponry is untraceable and virtually undetectable. So, the cause of death appears "mysterious". In reality, if the Palestinans would look at the internal cell structures of the destroyed organs, they would be able to see that they were merely "vibrated" into mush.

Whether or not to fart in public is both a regional matter, and a biological matter. From the biological perspective, there are several catagories of people that should be excused for farting in public: 1) Very young children; 2) Old people; 3) the Mentally Retarded; 4) the Sexually Retarded male species. The first three should be excused for obvious reasons, the fourth requires some discussion. Sexually Retarded men have loose bowels and sphincters as a result of anal sex and sticking things in their butts that do not belong. As a result, you will find that sexually retarded men have lost all ability to hold in methane and other noxious substances until an appropriate time. Thus, they excrete gas constantly, with little ability to conform to society's norms in this regard. Furthermore, it's not just gaseious material that is being excreted. Fecal matter, blood, semen, and lubricant oozes out of the Sexualy Retarded male dependant upon the amount of devient sex the male is having. For this reason, it is highly recomended that these people be required to wear tampons in their anuses, or at least maxi-pads strapped to their rear ends to stop the spread of disease, foul smells, and embarasing moist spotting of their garments. The second catagory of people who expell gas in public are what we call in the states, "trailor trash". These are rude individuals who find it humerous to anoy others with the putrid stench of their anal excrament. Most likely they were raised by a single parent, in 90% of the cases by the "whore-mommy". The whore-mommy is a fornicating slut who doesn't care about her own pride, let alone the pride of her bastard-offspring. She lets her runts run around like wild animals without the least bit of discipline or education on proper breeding. The whore-mommy's little bastards "fart", "burp", "grunt", "masturbate", play with fecal matter, eat dirt, play with roaches and rodents, spreading germs and diseases wherever they go. The whore-mommy bastards are allways the ones who have lice in their hair in school; have scabies and crabs. They speak in eubornics or gutter-trash language, mainly repeating what they saw or heard their whore-mommies doing the preceding night: "yo-yo, fuk'n beeeetch, watchabee" for example is eubonics for "spread your legs, woman, so I can fornicate with you while your 4 year old son is watching us from across the room". However, I digress. The point is that most cultures that condone excreting body-gas in public are a by-product of the whore-mommy sub-culture.

Hi Alan, I'm a shy schoolboy and I would like you to introduce me to the manly values that Liberal Party arsewipes embrace.

Has it got a tune? I can get a Boys Choir in to sing it on my show.

Hmmmm... Boys Choir...

I hate hate! I'll crush fascism under the heel of my jackboot!

Kill all uncompassionate humans. Rejects!

That crap is The Unflushable Floating Turd who we all have been forced to try and swallow.

Hundreds of thousands of civilians killed in grotesque cirumstances, a entire nation destroyed, untold damage, billions of dollars burned in the fires of George W Bush's mad foreign policies... and our PM calls this grisaly abject failure "distheartening". Will someone please contact him on planet ga-ga and inform him what is really happening here on Earth!