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raspberry cordial 20 years ago OH MY. WHERE ARE THE MEN WITH BALLS?
i'll have you you tree-hugging hippie.
YUGO 20 years ago Ricardovitz
I don't hate him. He's not that important. And hating anything is futile.
Raspberry is definitely one of the former.
Unregistered 20 years ago DOCTOR POO AND THE DULLEKS #1
Oz public will swallow anything!
Unregistered 20 years ago BETTY WAS A CROSS DRESSER
As good an argument for the "final solution" as I ever heard.
Unregistered 20 years ago Nude jogging ok for females but not males
Who wants to see Howard's withered, old salami swinging in the breeze?
What a godawful nightmare - the horrible little turd is naked beneath his clothes!
Unregistered 20 years ago OH MY. WHERE ARE THE MEN WITH BALLS?
Those without balls are always looking for those with balls.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago OH MY. WHERE ARE THE MEN WITH BALLS?
Come and get me! I'm a waitin for you. Come on, little towel-head, just a little bit, little bit, little bit closer. Burka woman sure do have a perty mouth.


KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!
Ricardovitz... 20 years ago Nude jogging ok for females but not males
Muslims, as ugly as they are, must be publically humiliated by forcing them to be naked before civilized humans and the Lord.

Only through public humilation, flogging, electrocution, experimentation and lobotamy can we make them a more docile species.
That's right where are they? You're certainly not one that's fer sure.
Sir Willy Wonka 20 years ago DOCTOR POO AND THE DULLEKS #1
And everyone thought it was chocolate. So they ate it.
God gave humankind clothes to cover all those vile, ugly bodies. He also gave us stingrays to rid the world of useless scum. I might send a few to dirty little Johnny. He might enjoy a dip in the pool with them.
If only I were an official Ostrichlian - I could have two very dry eyes, upon hearing dear old Matilda. Just like I did when fuckwit, animal molester, Irwin got exterminated by a higher life-form!
As for the coon women, thank Johnny for bringing a shit-load of them into Oz to boost property values.
Chato 20 years ago JINGLE BELLS
In view of the NWO multicultural civil strife planned for Oz cities, one could not possibly overstock the personal arsenal.
I will have liberty, or I will have Uncle John's head on a stick!

public nudity is very nice almost gives you the same feeling.
i like nude jogging i did it years ago and thought it was great i would love to be able to do it again.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago JINGLE BELLS
and please help the good John Howard realize that he really should allow his citizens to own firearms, including but not limited to hand guns, semi-automatic rifles, shotguns, assault rifles, assault pistols, pen guns, bee-hive grenades, streetsweeper shotguns, .50 cal rifles, and full-auto machineguns.

Thank you Lord.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
You can only scratch your testicals in public if you are naked. Allow me to explain. It's really quite impossible to shove your hand down your pants and touch your testicals. Try it sometimes, it just can't be done, with a few exceptions. one exception are wiggers who wear baggy pants trying to emulate prison punks. Their pants are loose enough to permit actual testical scratching. However, for most ordinary white people, we can't actually obtain direct contact with our testicals. Thus, we must completely drop our pants to scratch our balls in public. The REAL question then is it acceptable to drop your pants in public. And, when you say "public" what are you refering to: public restroom? prison? fraternity party? office? city street? corn field? church? The answer is quite simple, actually. If you drop your pants, scratch your balls, pull up your pants, and then go about your business without injury, it is in fact acceptable. However, if you get womped on the head with a lead-filled ax handle, then you know that it's not acceptable.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago GWB SPARES TERRORISTS, SCREWS JUSTICE
The desert dirt-coons will be the first to cook off; you Asstralians and Africans will be next! The Good Lord has a way of putting jerk-off, drug-guzzling, brain-dead, mental-monkeys in the right places, then cooking them off as needed. It's what makes the world go around. How about a round of "Waltzing Matilda", southern style, for my Asstralian Blotes: Once a jolly jigaboo shat beside the billabong, Under the shade of a injun teepee, And he sang as he shat and waited by the billabong You'll come a bitch-slappin' matilda with me bitch-slapp'n matilda, whomping matilda You'll come a brusing matilda with me And he sang as he shat and waited by the billabong You'll come a beating matilda with me. Down came a blue-gummer to drink beside the billabong Up jumped the geeche man and seized him with glee And he sang as he tucked blue-gum in his tuckerbag You'll come a gunning matilda with me gunning matilda, shooting matilda You'll come a strangl'n matilda with me And he sang as he shat and waited by the billabong You'll come a gunning matilda with me. Down came the queer-boy, riding his thoroughbred, Then came the stormtroopers, one, two, three. "Where's the jolly blue-gummer you've got in your tuckerbag? Who'll come a hunting matilda with me? Gunning matilda, hunting matilda You'll come a strangl'n matilda with me And he sang as he shat and waited by the billabong You'll come a bombing matilda with me. Up jumped a Confederate Soldier and plunged into the billabong, "Union man will never catch me alive," cried he And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong, You'll come a whoring matilda with me. Whoring matilda, whore monger matilda You'll come a fornicating matilda with me And he sang as he shat and waited by the billabong You'll come a whoring matilda with me.
Venting Wasabi 20 years ago GWB SPARES TERRORISTS, SCREWS JUSTICE
Generations will be too busy trying to survive being cooked by global warming... Dubya, Rove, Cheny etc (or their mentally challenged offspring) too!
Chato 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
If you are John Howard - Rodent of Oz, I strongly recommend deep dunking your withered nuts in nitric acid. You will never-ever complain of ball-itch again.
YUGO 20 years ago Dear Ricky...
I scratch em all the time...wherever. Scratch em, stretch em, wangle em.
There is only ONE political party in the completely discredited Mutated States of Duhmerica, and that is the Republicrats! But make no mistake: Bush is clearly insane, has no grasp of the reality of the bloody global mess he has made, and generations will be paying for it!
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago GWB SPARES TERRORISTS, SCREWS JUSTICE
Republican=Democrat=Yanks

They are all stooges.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago GWB SPARES TERRORISTS, SCREWS JUSTICE
Posada, who had worked with the CIA even before the 1961 Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba and had gotten even more specialized CIA training subsequently, told the Agency that he intended to destroy a Cuban passenger jet. ________________________________________________________ Ummmm, me thinks that it was Demoncrat, JOHN KENNEDY, that was president at that time. This had nothing to do with Bush, or the Republicans. NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR FACTS!!!!
Chato 20 years ago MY FAVOURITE CHEMICAL
Ah, yes! Carbon tet - the kidney killer. Maybe Satan Claws will give the Kirribilli Kid some kidney killer for Satanmas...
The extremely repellent and corrupt Deputy Dawg of Oz says that Jesus told him that Dubya has good reasons for destroying the planet.
Fury ain't furry, or my eyes getting blurry.
Curious could be injurious, like Howard and coward.
But the way things are - I'm fucking dis custard.
Unregistered 20 years ago MY FUCKING FURIOSITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
I'm curious about your furious.
Is it Furious...or Fury Against?
Unregistered 20 years ago Oh Great Mufti Muffi!
I am the Great Mufit of Muff.

On your knees and worship me boys.
That's right, Randy, Karma is comming for us. Something I said made Crabman turn Chato into a flaming homosexual, now Chato's crapp'n out n*g*e* butt babbies. I gott make this right with Chato, and turn his shit nice and white again.
Over a decade of mayhem and gloating over having conned their way into power.
Just like when Hitler's thugs seized control of Germany and gloated over it.
Venting Wasabi 20 years ago Oh Great Mufti Muffi!
OI! Hilali's metaphore of scantily clad babes as meat was just him saying what the Vatican, Hasidic Jews and John Howard PM himself believe...
You are mistook! The protrusion from the PM's rectum is in fact that infamous robo-catholic Tony Abbott!
We have been stampeded into a new Dark Age by madmen, thieves and sadists. The final word will belong to Mother Nature not the motherfuckers who THINK they rule the world... Karma is coming!
Unregistered 20 years ago Oh Great Mufti Muffi!
Hear! Hear!
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago JOHN AND JOHN
maybe it is meant to be Muffi the Christian Slayer?
Unregistered 20 years ago JOHN AND JOHN
Digger, I am confused. Do you mean that non-innocent women should be raped? How would a muffin rape anyone? Should it be toasted first?
Don't worry Australia, the Timorese still love our Diggers. It's just the druggies that are causing the trouble. No need for concern, we will be able to deal with them.

Now go back to your normal programmes.
Digger 20 years ago JOHN AND JOHN
Of course Chato supports Muffis who like to rape innocent women, but when it comes to our elected leader he is rabid.

Digger,

Cranbourne
Noah 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
About time for another flood I reckon. You're all jaded areseholes and need a wake up call. Make sure you guys read the Stern Report on the environment tomorrow....
You are a filthy fucker man, Trucker Dan.
Slim Cayenne 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
Looking forward to the shit hitting the fan when SBS shows the episode about the party in hell with Irwin and his stingray still stuck in his non-manly chest. You know I am right, he was gay! The capitalist media and all those other money-making ventures hanging off the Ozzie Celebrity suckholes will stir up all those Ozzie dickheads who vicariously have a life thru Irwin.
Unregistered 20 years ago SMARTCARD, DUMB JOURNO
do you read the bible? it said this was going to happen
Chato 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
Digger, let me tell you - Irwin is also my favourite kind of Oz celebrity bloke - a dead one!
I'm just waiting for his good mate John to join him in Morons' Heaven.
Ricardovitz 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day He's a lumberjack and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack... I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa He cuts down trees... He's a lumberjack...
Unregistered 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
O Ricky, you are so tough! Just make sure your boyfriend washes his diseased donger before he shoves it up your arse!
and arse isn't a good place to put your doe but sure is a nice place for my pecker.
Digger 20 years ago MORE CROC CRAP
You anti-Aussies are sick. Steve Irwin epitomised Aussies: tough, rugged, handsome, and willing to stand up for himself.

Digger,
Cranbourne
LordyLordyLordy 20 years ago I’m a Cronulla fella
Listen Ricky it wasn't that bad. Just some lads blowin off steam.

And I'm quite sure if there was more coppers there both Cronulla fella and Muslim would have joined forces against their ultimate enemy: The Police.

 

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