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Filthy John-loving poofters! Wait until you get a dose of GST up yer arses!

I beg to differ! When the Hogstein-Rodenturd curve is sternly applied to the piscatorial data, you will find that the U. R. Allsuckersby criterion is fully satisfied!
Just a few minutes digitally probing the Dow-Jones financial fundamentals, will produce a rich flow of interesting raw material.
- Adolf von Hayekstein (Professor of Suckontology)

The evidence shows that the earth has enough resources to last another 100 million years.
See: http://www.freemarketnews.com/Analysis/50/6485/gerard.asp?wid=50&nid=6485

There is no environmental threat and we should all get behind the 'corporate monsters' who will make sure we make full use of the earth's resources and live long and prosperous lives.

If the rate of supply, and by that I mean all links in the supply chain, are affected by extraneous interruption a correaltion of price ratio to demand can occur. Then it is application of the Leftimov-Slogren Curve that can explain the resultant range of price differentials that can be seen at the consumer coalface.

So why do petrol prices surge at the merest hint of an interrupted flow of crude from the middle east?

The inflation genie has been well and truly tamed by the implementation of free-market policies and the allowance of capital outflows across international markets.
No capacity constraint can affect the economic liberalisation benefits seen in countries such as China, Norway and Mali. Devising new fiscal counterweights by tightening of the monetary screws ensure direct equity amongst the financial system worldwide.

Is this stuff available on the internet?

Yes, it is so very sad. Johnny promised so much, and now it seems that all the lies were wasted!

Your such a doom-sayer Mr Chato. Everyone knows that our PM is working feverishly to keep inflation low and interests low; and guess what? The Reserve Bank of Australia is now saying inflation will be lower next year.

Digger

Cranbourne

If you can't crack a fat while undergoing chemo, when can you crack a fat? I ask you!
I want a drug that has strong anti-politician activity, and still lets me crack a fat without GST (Grossly Swollen Testicles)!

BTW, the inflation dragon has escaped! Get ready for massive price and fee hikes - plus GST!
Now children, remember to say: "Thank you mister Johnny!"

Good on yer Digger! It is only fair that the suckhole point of view is presented for serious ridicule.

Stop bludging off decent hard working taxpayers; thats the way to end poverty.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Jonnie Hogturd is a man of his word. He gave us the GST and now he will give us the NST. Don't you just love it?

Peanut butter and Pigs grits.

think of Family first as being like all those dumbarse Yankee evangelical christian groups. Y'know, their followers are morons and their leaders are either queer or paying prostitutes to whip them good.

Vlad the Impaler has not endorsed Howard - so he gets my vote anyway! Insane Irwin endorsed the Totally Unflushable Rodent Dropping, and we know what happened to Irwin...

"In a robust democracy there must always be room for expressions of opinion. Sometimes these opinions may differ from mine, in which case they are wrong!"
- John W. Howard

More like Balonium 210...
Poor old Vlad Putin gets the blame for all the worlds ills.

How about Polonium 210? Plus GST!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Like all good Labor people these days, it would only be a matter of time until he would be calling for Oz conscription to go to war for Uncle Toxic Sam!

Howard is a Maggot and can be squashed with one stomp.
Bush is a bigger maggot and may need two stomps to squash 'it' him.

Election? What election?

What about Family First hey? The 'Greens' make no ground, and FF take 4.5% off the alp, while the Liberal eliete are weeping into their chardonay glasses, picking up an extra 8500 votes than last time....which isn't much really is it. Very weird election.

Old Poofy Bob complains that someone campaigns against him.
The Greens are one issue party who at best can provide preferences - nothing else.

How Peter Garrett trashed his moral authority It actually looks like Garrett is very comfortable in the grubbiest aspects of party politics. His intervention in Melbourne this week shows he can get down in the muck with the best of them. Garrett part of 'brutal Labor machine' GREENS leader Bob Brown has urged Victorians to ignore a letter from Labor MP Peter Garrett that claims the Greens are pro-Liberal. Out to get the green votes LABOR and the Greens rolled out their political big guns yesterday, and their sneakiest spoiling tactics, in the hotly-contested seat of Melbourne. Labor flew in rock star-turned-federal MP, Peter Garrett, to join a street walk with the incumbent, state Health minister Bronwyn Pike, while just blocks away it was Greens leader Bob Brown pressing the flesh.

That's very sad. I'd like to donate a can of petrol and a box of matches to GWB.

This how democracy works; those with the most money win.
Forget the Greens.

"I have parted company with my old friend Peter Garrett in this election," Senator Brown said. "I am the pro-green and he is the anti-green. http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20815487-2862,00.html

Why thank you Rev Chato...
Now let us all pray for the end of Howardland.

I do sympathize with your frustration, Poofy Pete, but I don't really think that Charlie Chaplin had all the answers.
The shooting thing sounds like fun though!

Tex, you are a saintly being. May you be showered with gentle blessings, or just have a huge sack of money empty itself over you...

could be. just let me smoke that again...

Tex, you lost a comma! Or is it a secret drug code?

Wasnt 10,9,8,76,5,4,3,2,1...
before bird noises?
Its so long a go I forgot!

Maybe we should vote indepenDENT, rather than indepenDANT.

or don't vote at all

Who was it who went to the 10,9,8,7 gig at the Astor with me. Squashed against the stage singing every bloody word to every bloody song after listening to the album non stop for weeks? Hey. Who was that? You even got hit in the head with a bloody drumstick....

You you the Greens suffer from groupthink too! Just radicals who offer hope to minorities. Dispicable.

A.Bolt 2

You do know that the Greens have their roots in the Nazi party, don't you?

A.Bolt

The ironic thing is that a vote for the Greens is a vote for Bracks in all but a couple of electorates - UNLESS you put in your preferences individually.

And then you should probably put Libs and ALP last. Do it so you have more chance of keeping your seat marginal.

Marginal seats get all of the rewards of the 'Pokies fund'.

The Safe seats get bubkiss.

Picky bastard aren't you?

that bum cant spell or talk proper...dont worry about him Rev Chato!

The Reverend Dr. Chato ministers to those of The Inclusive Brethren - the only true church of The Lord.

Please Tex, just for me - "you're feeling" not "your feeling". (If you think that was pedantic, you should listen to Kevin Rudd")
I suggest Uncle John's suckhole-fried arsehole for the sandwich.

Here is your simple solution: VOTE GREENS, not the red or the blue.
Labor and Liberal pollution, is not for me, and not really for you.

Oz John-loving robopaths can comfort themselves with the thought that their non-core hero will never burn HIS wonderful body to death.

A bleak and awful story, from a violent, uncaring, kleptocratic culture.
I did not know you Malachi, but I heard you, my sad and troubled friend!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The Oils lost me after the "Bird Noises" EP.
It was downhill from then on.

Master stroke by the ALP spin doctors.

The biggest threat to Labor is the Greens this election.

So what do they do - well, my mum just called and said "Son, who am I going to vote for, it says here that Voting for the Greens is like Voting for the Liberals!!!"

But the Greens preference Labor ahead of Liberal in nearly every seat!

Talk about make a deal and shaft.

And they get the number one Greenie Garrett to tell everyone about the lie.


Garrett's creditablity is now lower than the day when he wore the bright yellow designer overalls.

Garrett = Dud.