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Isn't it oxymoronic to say "it's deja-vu all over again"?

I always knew I was on the right fucken track!

OK, so if we apply the old adage that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", we arrive at the obvious conclusion that George W. Duh has pissed-off even his friends and all the Yanks have left are fucken enemies! This guy is a fucken basketcase and its about fucken time he was hauled off and locked in a padded room before his longed for armageddon is not just a smoking gun but a big fucken mushroom clooud!

There is a scratch on the human record - (okay, a scratch on the CD!)
If human affairs were not so horrific, they would be comical, or boring.
Nobody learns from history. Most have come down in the last shower.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, both arseholes could not write, because they could not write.
Feel free to invent your own reasons...
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Are you the resident censor???

Why couldn't he write things down? Was he armless?

I wonder what I meant by "bag case"?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I heard about an Aussie wannabe philosopher who got such a bag case of clap of the tongue that he had to deliver his utterances out of his arse.
Eventually his arsehole got equal rights, and took the wannabe's job off him.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Fuck deleted the wrong comment again....

Your headline is ambiguous. I don't care either.

Yeah well that explains your ambiguous headline....

70 year old PM Howard has helped to create a democracy he can rightly be proud of. It has the rule of law which even Alan Jones would approve.

What'sa matter Prof no students to do your work for you?

But only the wise could do maths!

That's easy! Read Xenox News of course! The quote was used by Mark Twain first I think.... and it's the interpretation of the statistics that tends to be the lie not the numbers themselves.... I mean you could prove statisically that 99.9% of heroin addicts consumed dairy products in their childhood. Does that mean that consuming dairy products leads to heroin addiction?

And what do the grammatically illiterate do to get through their miserable lives?

That quote is always used by the mathmatically illiterate. Too lazy to understand they rely on their ignorant prejudices to guide them through their miserable lifes.

I think the aussie battlers don't want to know, but at the end of the day I am certainly not going to speculate about it! All in accordance with national security, of course.
I'm not going to try and put it any more strongly than that.
J.W.Howard (Proconsul to the southern quarry)

Oh and who funded the research? That's always good to know.

Then again it might be more fun to drink yourself to death. There are 3 kinds of lies aren't there? Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.

High quality research there.

Bullet to the back of the head cures everything....

Now it's just gonna be one big land full of happy and brain-dead pisspots with flexible joints!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Stop whining, you loser. Find some sucker to cheat out of their cheese!
This is a mouse-eat-cheese world, go and find some drops of latte to sip.
- Mouse1

You cunt! You ate the lot!
- Mouse2

You are a generous soul, Yugo. Thanks.
- Mouse1

I left some cheese out for you....

When the cat's away...
- Mouse1

The editor is on holiday and I've sort of filling in till he gets back....

Any pics of cheese on stale bread?

- Mouse1

We have many many many tacky images I'll have you know.

what's your broblem with iranian regime and country , you you 've double faces in a way you encourage the sionists in palestine they kill every day palestine peopele they consider them like animals .else usa ,uk, france and other countries of this world which sing to us the song of démocracy there history tells to us that they 're a criminals with prouve they killed peopel in vietnam, algeria, india,egypt,panama,iraq,afganistan,......etc they stole all their richesse they don't like to our countries to be developed to know any thing of science it's the reality that we know .about iran i'll tell one thing u can't do any thing to it 'cos it's a free country with a strong people they develope there contry with a big will they get the developement of there coutry with there arms and mindes they 've technology the young scientists of iran get the technology and u can't do any thing fro them .else bleive me if u think to make war with them they will distroy your armies ok bay bay israel ! !?

CUNTS! (You know who they are)
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You should recite this at the next street poets gathering....

I once suck into the PM's department and chewed on a bit of policy. I was lucky to only take a nibble, but that nearly killed me!
If I'd had more I would have been fucked!
- Mouse2

A bit of stale old database, a few tacky images here and there - that's all.
- Mouse1

Haven't noticed him. No cats either. Anything to eat round here?
- Mouse2

Has Mickey shown up yet?
- Mouse1

He IS different! A bloody fake! Hey Mickey, get back to Disneyland!
- Mouse1

Hey! you look different!
- Mouse2

Puss Puss? Still nothing!

--Mouse1

Agitprop, the voices of justice and moderation have spoken - according to Gerard Henderson. I guess we just "don't get it".
But then again, the enthusiasts may change their tune if they had to pay the bill themselves!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Back to the good old days of White Australia, the yellow peril and reds Under The Bed. Johnny, you fucken cane toad, there would be NO Aussie "culture" without the 'other" you so obviously fucken despise!

In the great tradition of corporate America's best example of capitalism at work, the Mafia, the Busheviks have silenced the chief witness to their fucken crimes against humanity in Iraq and Iran. Only a complete fucken idiot or Bush himself (same fucken thing!) will think Saddass's execution will stop the looming global catastrofuck the Yanks' have started. We are all fucked!

Please yourself! It still beats eating Ratsak!
- Mouse1

I'm fucked if I'm gonna gnaw on this crap stuff again. I spewed my guts out last time! Some bloody party!
- Mouse2

Puss, puss! Nothing!
I reckon they're all pissed and stoned again!
- Mouse1

I am very worried about the disturbing thoughts and images I see here!
I will pray for your souls!
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

REDNECK SEWAGE REPORT
How yo' pathetic dullards will he'p pore Africans t'git a feed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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Th' art of charity may be inlightened se'f-interest says John-Boy, th' plucky li'l Oz nashunal thin'. Market fo'ces haf responded t'th' Oz appetite fo' brown an' yeller water, as anaemic clear water falls fum favour wif th' robopathic cornsoomrs.
Soon by th' magic of increased charges fo' water services, Ostrichlians will be able t'have sech delicacies as ebola virus an' exotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivahed wif solids, direckly fum th' povahty-stricken arse of a member of th' dark races fum th' ho'n of africa.
Th' privatized water service will supply a native posed as a tasteful fittin' thet will hang th' arse ovah th' typical middle-class kitchen sink. Shet mah mouth! Not only will recycled water be available fum th' lucky fittin' but it will happily cornsoom kitchen scraps an' similar household rubbish.
Th' prime nashunal John-Boy thin' has been nominated fo' all prominent hoominitarian awards by a mighty grateful, retarded public.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*