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John Howard said he did not enjoy his music, but he liked the words, or the other way around, or whatever sounds almost normal, or helps his electoral chances.
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I'm sure that if you ask nicely, John will increase your "chocolate" ration!
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Well, I just have to agree with you . Howard is a CUNT.

but that picture of Capt'n Pierre gives me the creeps!

I see Ornette has a new album out too...

If everyone does just what they are told, there will be no unpleasantness with Polonium 210 and suchlike, okay?
- John Weasleton Hogturd (Performing Monkey of Oz)

Well I dont know about the rest of the whackos here, but I like Vlad the impaler.

He has bought stability back to Russia and the trains now run on time.

Yeah why is this website so silent about criticising Putin and Chechnya? Are you scared of being poisoned or shot?

Do you ever wonder why the English language developers invented words ending in 's' that could also be used as a plural or ownership word?

Take for example: glomerulus

Why didn't they just call it glomerulut?

Then we could use glomeruluts or glomerulut's instead of the wierd glomerulus' or should that be glomeruluses?

The rule should have been: If it can be used in plural or as an ownership word then it is not allowed to end in 's'.

It would save a lot of confusion.

Remember the hue and cry over the discovery of miniscule deposits of anthrax (Yes, people died but even I can't recall how many... one? two?) Remember the government advice to stock up of masking tape and plastic sheets! Ask yourself what became of the investigation into the sorce of this anthrax? Ah, the silence and deceit!

There are the known knowns and the known unknowns... oh, you know the rest: fear and the world fears with you

I second the motion

It's not so little one....

I demand full recognition of Maggotrot Thatcher as a card-carrying member of the Sociopaths of the World. Why should George, Tony and John get all the glory?
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Is this what life has become? A mocked mockery of mocking mockers?
Is that all there is? Dear Lord, tell me it's not so!

The assorted geese of Australia, having no "way of life" worth living, allowed sleazy scum to drive a wedge right through the middle of their laughable globalized nation.
Maybe it is time to ask the "enemies" of the "nation" just what the Oz "nation" is these days. Is the "nation" merely a deeply indebted, and degraded corporate arsewipe? The Oz geese don't have a clue - been too busy watching braindead spectator sport!
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That's bullshit about men being responsible for wars. Women are just as responsible and would have demanded defense of the community and revenge killings when we lived in smaller communities. If it weren't for women wanting to feel safe and fearing for the safety of the children there'd be no wars. Well that's how they might have started in the first place... a few millenia of vendettas have amplified things .... we should never have stopped migrating... that's when the real trouble started. Hey I think this is an arguable point of view.... I do... women can be just as viscous and violent and vindictive as men.... especially when they feel their children are threatened. Building permanent structures to dwell in is a big problem too.

oh my god!

no. that is naughty.

This night the bourbon has never tasted better.

Y'know what I mean Ricky...

I guess that makes you a pig.

Remember Osama? Bush, Blair and Howard sure the hell dont mention him anymore!

The COW forces in Iraq are the only thing standing between the Iraqi people and a Iranian/Al Qaeda takeover.

You do remember Al Qaeda? The evil organisation hell bent on destroying our way of life? The ones that attacked us?

Instead of decrying our brave soldiers how about supporting them for a change.

And, why wouldn't you....unless you are some kind of homosexual. She's a sow, and has all of the equipment to make you feel good for a few seconds. I love all human females between the ages of 18 and 69.

Well not the imported white variety any way and I'm sure the indigenous inhabitants of the land at the time didn't call themselves Australians....

Kelsey dosnt acctually love tolly she loves ZAK!!!!!!

Well obviously it's a period piece. Australian's didn't exist in the late 1700s or thereabouts...

Kelsey Loves Tolly

Are you insinuating that Chinese have small penises?

What Lentil Girl said.

Where's the Jenny pix? I had to go find some of my own. I had unclean thoughts, so I had to perform cleansing rituals.
Forgive me Lord! She was so gorgeous. I am unworthy...

I think I love Lentil Girl!

Go Max! If Beazley gets towed out to sea, there may be a chance for the patriotic forces to remove this fascist regime.
I think "the nation" is now fucked, but the meathooks sound good to me!

Kim "beached whale" Beazley was into moving money from welfare to warfare. The sooner that asset to the Howard camp is gone, the better!
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I fear that Lentil Girl is right about the US.

The Americon behemoth has feet of clay and they are sinking in the bloody quicksand of Iraq, a catastrofuck of their own devising...

Why pick on the French? Aren't Australians more likely "into" this sort of thing? Shouldn't Captain Pierre be Captain Bruce?

Rudd's a brilliant thinker but unfortunately that puts at odds with most of the dumbed-down electorate. Beazley is a "nice guy" who seriously dropped the ball by not jumping on Howard with both feet the minute the SAS boarded the Tampa. Gillard? Definitely a goer...

The usa has no intention of leaving Iraq for a very very very long time. Look at the "embassy" being built inside the safety of the Green Zone, the biggest US embassy in the world, not to mention those massive US bases scattered throughout Iraq, each as big as a township, self-contained, well-defended. The yanks are here to stay, to everyones peril.

CUT! CUT! RUN! RUN! Johnny's war - no fun!
Aussies pay for bloody farce, I just say, stick it up your arse!

Was Rudd really a member of the DLP (Disguised Liberal Party)?

I dunno...I reckon this only good for 70 year old PM Howard. He will probably call early election next year; especially if its a close vote.

I suppose if Labor just sits on their hands, as usual, Johnny's inflation dragon may win the next election for Labor. That would throw Kim into a panic!
Anyhow, just watch them prices and fees plus GST rise, and rise, and keep on rising! Even Howard/Costello bullshit won't work this time.

Gobbling Gillard?
Muff diver Macklin?

Fuck! What a bloody choice - let's have some ladies please!

Jenny! She was very choice indeed. More pix please!

She is a good oner. I loved her as a schoolgirl running naked with the abos in Walkabout; and getting boned by a werewolf in A yank werefolf in London.