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Come come Sister. There are no absolutes truths. There are no absolute anythings in this Universe.

Is there such a thing as a Xenox-y-moron?
I find this all very confusing, but I will play with my rosary, and say a prayer to St. John of the absolute Truth.
Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

I agree that you can re-experience Deja Vu. However you're not discussing the experience of Deja Vu you're discussing events in Somalia as being the cause of the Deja Vu. So saying those events are causing you a sensation of Deja Vu all over again seems excessively redundant.

But I guess I should read this piece as the joke that Homer Simpleton says it is.

Yeah Patriot! What's wrong with latte sippers? You always use that phrase in a derogatory sense.

Its oxymoronic not to know a joke when you see one.. and Patriot, YOU have got to be kidding!

It is possible that one could experience deja-vu over again.

In fact writing this I feel as if I am experiencing deja-vu all over again.

Proof once again of the lefts complicity in supporting terrorism. The terrorists the US (with the approval of the Somalia Government) eliminated were responsible for the deaths of 100s of innocent civilians when they bombed the African US Embassies in the nineties. They were evil individuals who were a direct threat to us all. However, once again, the latte sippers are outraged that the US takes action to defend itself against these monsters. By continuing to attack the trio of great leaders President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard, the left is aiding and abetting terrorism. It is as simple as that.

God bless,

Patriot

Isn't it oxymoronic to say "it's deja-vu all over again"?

I always knew I was on the right fucken track!

OK, so if we apply the old adage that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", we arrive at the obvious conclusion that George W. Duh has pissed-off even his friends and all the Yanks have left are fucken enemies! This guy is a fucken basketcase and its about fucken time he was hauled off and locked in a padded room before his longed for armageddon is not just a smoking gun but a big fucken mushroom clooud!

There is a scratch on the human record - (okay, a scratch on the CD!)
If human affairs were not so horrific, they would be comical, or boring.
Nobody learns from history. Most have come down in the last shower.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, both arseholes could not write, because they could not write.
Feel free to invent your own reasons...
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Are you the resident censor???

Why couldn't he write things down? Was he armless?

I wonder what I meant by "bag case"?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I heard about an Aussie wannabe philosopher who got such a bag case of clap of the tongue that he had to deliver his utterances out of his arse.
Eventually his arsehole got equal rights, and took the wannabe's job off him.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Fuck deleted the wrong comment again....

Your headline is ambiguous. I don't care either.

Yeah well that explains your ambiguous headline....

70 year old PM Howard has helped to create a democracy he can rightly be proud of. It has the rule of law which even Alan Jones would approve.

What'sa matter Prof no students to do your work for you?

But only the wise could do maths!

That's easy! Read Xenox News of course! The quote was used by Mark Twain first I think.... and it's the interpretation of the statistics that tends to be the lie not the numbers themselves.... I mean you could prove statisically that 99.9% of heroin addicts consumed dairy products in their childhood. Does that mean that consuming dairy products leads to heroin addiction?

And what do the grammatically illiterate do to get through their miserable lives?

That quote is always used by the mathmatically illiterate. Too lazy to understand they rely on their ignorant prejudices to guide them through their miserable lifes.

I think the aussie battlers don't want to know, but at the end of the day I am certainly not going to speculate about it! All in accordance with national security, of course.
I'm not going to try and put it any more strongly than that.
J.W.Howard (Proconsul to the southern quarry)

Oh and who funded the research? That's always good to know.

Then again it might be more fun to drink yourself to death. There are 3 kinds of lies aren't there? Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.

High quality research there.

Bullet to the back of the head cures everything....

Now it's just gonna be one big land full of happy and brain-dead pisspots with flexible joints!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Stop whining, you loser. Find some sucker to cheat out of their cheese!
This is a mouse-eat-cheese world, go and find some drops of latte to sip.
- Mouse1

You cunt! You ate the lot!
- Mouse2

You are a generous soul, Yugo. Thanks.
- Mouse1

I left some cheese out for you....

When the cat's away...
- Mouse1

The editor is on holiday and I've sort of filling in till he gets back....

Any pics of cheese on stale bread?

- Mouse1

We have many many many tacky images I'll have you know.

what's your broblem with iranian regime and country , you you 've double faces in a way you encourage the sionists in palestine they kill every day palestine peopele they consider them like animals .else usa ,uk, france and other countries of this world which sing to us the song of démocracy there history tells to us that they 're a criminals with prouve they killed peopel in vietnam, algeria, india,egypt,panama,iraq,afganistan,......etc they stole all their richesse they don't like to our countries to be developed to know any thing of science it's the reality that we know .about iran i'll tell one thing u can't do any thing to it 'cos it's a free country with a strong people they develope there contry with a big will they get the developement of there coutry with there arms and mindes they 've technology the young scientists of iran get the technology and u can't do any thing fro them .else bleive me if u think to make war with them they will distroy your armies ok bay bay israel ! !?

CUNTS! (You know who they are)
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

You should recite this at the next street poets gathering....

I once suck into the PM's department and chewed on a bit of policy. I was lucky to only take a nibble, but that nearly killed me!
If I'd had more I would have been fucked!
- Mouse2

A bit of stale old database, a few tacky images here and there - that's all.
- Mouse1

Haven't noticed him. No cats either. Anything to eat round here?
- Mouse2

Has Mickey shown up yet?
- Mouse1

He IS different! A bloody fake! Hey Mickey, get back to Disneyland!
- Mouse1

Hey! you look different!
- Mouse2

Puss Puss? Still nothing!

--Mouse1

Agitprop, the voices of justice and moderation have spoken - according to Gerard Henderson. I guess we just "don't get it".
But then again, the enthusiasts may change their tune if they had to pay the bill themselves!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*