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Back to the good old days of White Australia, the yellow peril and reds Under The Bed. Johnny, you fucken cane toad, there would be NO Aussie "culture" without the 'other" you so obviously fucken despise!

In the great tradition of corporate America's best example of capitalism at work, the Mafia, the Busheviks have silenced the chief witness to their fucken crimes against humanity in Iraq and Iran. Only a complete fucken idiot or Bush himself (same fucken thing!) will think Saddass's execution will stop the looming global catastrofuck the Yanks' have started. We are all fucked!

Please yourself! It still beats eating Ratsak!
- Mouse1

I'm fucked if I'm gonna gnaw on this crap stuff again. I spewed my guts out last time! Some bloody party!
- Mouse2

Puss, puss! Nothing!
I reckon they're all pissed and stoned again!
- Mouse1

I am very worried about the disturbing thoughts and images I see here!
I will pray for your souls!
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

REDNECK SEWAGE REPORT
How yo' pathetic dullards will he'p pore Africans t'git a feed, cuss it all t' tarnation.
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Th' art of charity may be inlightened se'f-interest says John-Boy, th' plucky li'l Oz nashunal thin'. Market fo'ces haf responded t'th' Oz appetite fo' brown an' yeller water, as anaemic clear water falls fum favour wif th' robopathic cornsoomrs.
Soon by th' magic of increased charges fo' water services, Ostrichlians will be able t'have sech delicacies as ebola virus an' exotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivahed wif solids, direckly fum th' povahty-stricken arse of a member of th' dark races fum th' ho'n of africa.
Th' privatized water service will supply a native posed as a tasteful fittin' thet will hang th' arse ovah th' typical middle-class kitchen sink. Shet mah mouth! Not only will recycled water be available fum th' lucky fittin' but it will happily cornsoom kitchen scraps an' similar household rubbish.
Th' prime nashunal John-Boy thin' has been nominated fo' all prominent hoominitarian awards by a mighty grateful, retarded public.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

De art uh charity may be enlightened self-interest says John, de plucky little Oz nashunal wahtahmellun. Market fo'ces gots' responded t'de Oz appetite fo' brown and yellow booze, as anaemic clear booze falls fum favour wid de robopadic consumers. Soon by de magic uh increased charges fo' booze services, Ostrichlians gots'ta be able t'gots' such delicacies as ebola virus and 'esotic strains of drug-resistant microbes delivered wid solids, directly fum de poverty-stricken arse uh a member of de dark races fum de ho'n uh africa. Sheeeiit. De privatized booze service gots'ta sdownply some native posed as some tasteful fittin' dat gots'ta hang de arse ova' de typical middle-class kitchen sink. Not only gots'ta recycled booze be available fum de lucky fittin' but it gots'ta happily consume kitchen scraps and similar cribhold rubbish. De prime nashunal Raz'tus din' gots'ta been nominated fo' all prominent humanitarian awards by some very grateful, retarded public. .oOo.

Bar's closed then... you'll have to wait for the morning or you can get some take away.....

But, what about the hour after that?
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of Chastity)

The final hour is when the barman shouts "Last drinks".

I've already spewed my heart out! I have the dry heaves now!
Fuck this new year party shit!
- Mouse2

Christ, I feel sick! This database is full of indigestible crap!
- Mouse1

mices

Let's get stuck into eating this bloody database. They will be so hung-over tomorrow that they won't know their arses from holes in the ground!
- Mouse1

Jesus! I don't know - this is SPOOKY! This place is bloody empty. Listen to the echoes, echoes, echoes...
- Mouse2

Hey, I think the cats have all gone
off to get pissed or something!
Hello pussy cats, where are you?
- Mouse1

Faced his executioneers bravely; last words: "I'll see you in hell soon George!"

I must apologise for my brother, Patriot. We all call him suckhole at home. He's a disgrace to the family.

Are you the Horn of Africa? Sister Mary wanted me to ask you, as she finds everything very confusing outside of the convent.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Oz has a spare war criminal. Any offers?
*CAPTAIN LATTE*

I would rather be a latte-sipper than an arse-licking suckhole any day!
Speaking of suckholes, why was Australia dishonored? I want the Oz war criminal strung up!
He is as vindictive, bloodstained, and corrupt as any.
*CAPTAIN LATTE*

Well I suppose there ain't much hope for this campaign anymore.

Peace! Peace! Remember the choi that bambino Cheesus brought to ze vorld! Choi to ze vorld! Cheesus is my Fuhrer!
- Your Pope

The Russians did it. The Chinese did it. The Cubans did it. The Iranians did it. Now it is your turn!
Take to the streets! Down with The Csar! Down with The Shah! Impale them! Impale them! Pop the Pope!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

So Wilhelm it is true; Macbeth's author was a member of the master race!

"One protester called him a war criminal. That's silly." NO, THAT'S NOT SILLY, THAT'S SPOT ON! AS A CHIEF INSTIGATOR OF THIS HISTORIC U.S. DEBACLE & GLOBAL RATFUCK, OLD WOLFY IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO WAR CRIMES COMMITTED BY HIS GOOD BUDDIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. CHRIST ONLY KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE HE IS DOING TO THIRD WORLD NATIONS IN HIS CUSHY WORLD BANK ROLE!

As scatalogical rants go, this one aint half bad...

why didnt they attack saddam before Sept 11 2001? He had all those WMDs then didnt he?

Saddam was no threat to any nation on Sept 10 2001.

The Government of USA thinks it has right to invade countries and make it like themselves. Only ignorant would want to live in the land of the braindead! The country of boasting morons who are the greatest spongers on the earth.

Hmmm... that has been the policy of NATO since 1948. one does not need to wait when the missles are being prepared to be fired to begin firing back. Except when it comes to the USA according to the original author because the citizens of the USA are less equal than other people in this world according to the original author.

Or has never read any unbiased history. I love that we both supported Saddam while concurrently had sanctions. Brilliant example of poor thinking and lack of historical knowledge. Another example... durinmg the 60's and 70's Iraq was the USSR's closest mideast partner. Look it up in any unbiased history or read some old newspapers from Iraq from that period. The chemical weapons came from the USSR as well.

Intellectual honesty? Pull the other one! I haven't seen much of that from our top social and economic engineers. Even when they tell the "truth" they're lying!
Fuck them all. They fuck everyone and then they "move on".
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I know, but that's no excuse!
- Fine Furry Freak

I'm talking about "Sheik yer Booty"...

Mister Lordy, Frank is dead, man! May the old gods bless his dark soul. He can't be blamed for any stuff now. He is still a Freak-Mason though!
- Fine Furry Freak

Hey Mr FF Freak wasn't it a Zappa record?

Ethiopia is a secular country. But as far as religion is concerned, both the Qoran and the bible make it holier than any other country in the Horn. Even the first migartion of the first faith full was to Ethiopia, not to Mecca.
This war is not religiuo. It has serious roots, it is fatal don't gate involved!!!
I asure you, it will not affect Djibouti as a nation but if a citizen wan't to die as terrorists in Somalia, he will be reducing the half million population by one!!!

An endless horror! God help us all! If God will not spare the innocent - who will?
Too many humans, too many sub-humans, too many power-mad mongrels, too many fools, no good questions and no good answers!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

world ignor somalia for 16 years .when uic make security in somali the un start there is terorist cell in horn africa .
what believe the war still not ended and so many inocent ethiopian soilder who mis lead the dictator ato melez they gone lose there lifes .
this fight is gona take for long and is gona be the one for ethiopian people to get chance to over throw zenawi regime .

Hello Mr. War Correspondent, That was a BAD pun, man! Shake my black butt!
We of the Freak-Masons will be putting you on a bad-pun watch-list.
- Fine Furry Freak

There will never be peace in the world while the control-addicts are driven by a lust to convert everyone into robopathic, suckholing zombies!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Melese is fighting for hid own survival. However, it is unfortunate to use Ethiopian people to create hostility with their own moslems brother and sister. I was born in Addis but my grand father was immigrated from northern part of Ethiopia. I am born again christine; My father and mother are captic orthodoxs; My grand father was a moslem. I was sad when I was reading prime war minster melese commented about the war from three different news agency. He said he is fighting because they want a government ran by Quran. What is wrong with that? if that was true. I don't think the Islamic terrorists follow the true Quran because they have their own extrime law. They don't have my support. I don't think they have Somalian people support. If we gave them a chace and support to Somalian people they would have choiced what they want. Because it is their country and their people. They would have decided how to get rid off those ignorant radical. However, because Melese is using Quran as his reason to fight the extremitis terorist now the war became religous war and the end wouldn't be seen soon. That is what melese want because he wouldn't have any one to come after him for genocide crime he committed in gambela, in Awassa, and recently last year in Addis and othe city of Ethiopia. It is unfortunate to see inocent Somalian and Ethiopian are deing because of irresoponsible and ego manic schizophernic leaders. It does not matter how you call them either DICTATOR OR TYRRANY..... OR RELIGIOUS EXTREMITIST LEADERS. Now they became obstacle of the society.

Would you ever again talk about rule of law, justice, democracy and the like jargons? The international law is implemented according to your conveniences. Do not tell us that there is UN or anything like that, rather, it is a tool for injustice and sabotage.

Somalia's Islamic Courts Union have say they are at war with Ethiopian troops in Somalia but not the Somali "government" in exile. And since the Islamic Courts have beaten the vicious warlords - the real "terrorists" in Somalia, who then is the legitimate government?

Hehe, sure, kill all the terrorists. And all the rest of the evil peeps. Hell, why not just kill all muslims. And all who complains. Peraps even all criminals. That ought to stop all the violence, and leave the world only a bunch of murderers.

With a friend like the west we in Ethiopia say who needs a friend. Hello look at our country ? we are lead by the worrest murderer in out history yet but , hey the Western world he is a hero as along, as he is killing black moslems and we live in never ending war poverty.

Get your facts right. The war is between Ethiopian and the legitimate government of Somalia on the one hand and Islamic terrorists and their backers like Eritrea and Libya on the other.

I have never read such utter crap Patriot.

Good Bliss
Patriot-II

Some JOHN WINSTON HOWARD anagrams (with JOHN)
JOHN HAD SWORN TO WIN (my favourite)
DROWN A JOHN SHIT NOW
JOHN A WORN DOWN SHIT
JOHN SHIT ON OWN WARD
WAR DOWN SHIT ON JOHN
JOHN DOWN ON RAW SHIT
NOW JOHN HAS WON DIRT
JOHN HAS WON OWN DIRT
NOW JOHN HAS OWN DIRT
JOHN RAT IN SHOWDOWN
WINO JOHN SHOWN DART
SAD WINO JOHN THROWN
WINO JOHN SHORT DAWN
WINO JOHN WORST HAND
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Does it come in blue?