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No! No! We no glot! No glot ossie frags. You want ossie frags, you clom Fliday! Prenty ossie frags! Clom Fliday! You go now!
- Hoo Flung Dung (Insclutable Oriental Import Company)

Well there goes my Aussie Flag toilet paper idea.

Dear Ricky, I do believe you would find a visit to my Recreational Psychiatry unit very compelling, and might I suggest, it would be - how to put this? I know! A deeply "satisfying" experience - if you get my drift...
You do appreciate that there are corporate "in confidence" issues at play here. I won't bore you with details Ricky, but we would not want to attract any unwelcome interest from the sort of folk who might not understand the noble features of pure science!
I enjoyed your interest Ricky, always good to hear from a pure scientist, we are so misunderstood these days! Anyway, I will see what I can do for you. Please chat any time you feel a scientific urge.

Yugo! Do ducks quack?
- Mouse1

I believe that you are a right-thinking fellow. I see that you may be one of the few that have a deeper understanding of how the human brain really works. I need to know more about your Recreational Psychiatry unit. I need to know more details about treatments used in your unit. Please, if you can, provide me with a list of prefered chemicals and electroshock devices, including manufacturere's name(s). All information is greatly appreciated.

You anti-american lefties are all the same....

If it weren't for the Yanks and our great PM we'd all be speaking Chinese.


Digger

Cranbourne

Imagine the world without christian fantasists and american robber barons! Peace in our time, yes indeedy!

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Do mice like Anzacs?

Are safe. And will remain safe. Those who are not safe are the muslims, the marxists, and the citizens ruled by dictators who would nationalize the people's assets and castrate their own citizens by taking their guns away.

They shall be the eternal slaves of their elitist socialists and marxists. It' won't be long before we see marxist managers with actual whips flogging their slaves, just as they do in Chinaland, and the other slant-eyed countries.

Those jews are always trying to sell you slavery packaged as some kind of safe petting zoo wrapping paper. They think they're geniuses, when they can't make obvious predictions based on what's in front of their own eyes. Dreamers love Drug-guzzling, Dope-smoking hippies. A dreamer can't make nothin of himself when confronted with productives. But, give a Dreamer a team of drug-guzzling lemmings, and you got an Army of the Irrational, that only the Jew-Dreamer can control.

Ricky, after I first watched "Duck Soup" I decided that marxism would be impossible to defeat! When was the last time we got a safe laugh out of Dubya or non-core John?
- Marxism fan

You can't own guns, knives or any sharp objects. Lasers, tasers and masers are certainly out of the question.

Your leaders have determined that Aussie citizens have neither the intelligence nor the capability of owning such destructive devices. Your leaders forbid you from defending yourselves. Your leaders forbid you from owning anything sharper than grits on a plastic spoon.

The only thing that your leaders permit you to have is drugs. Drugs which subdue the human spirit, and enslave the body. Drugs which are used by the Aussie government to control the masses. Carl Marx was a senile idiot. Religion is not the opiate of the masses, Opium is the opiate of the masses. He couldn't see the scourge on humanity, the tool for slavery, the mind-control that could be inflicted by government on its subjects through chemical control. The Great Carl Marx couldn't predict that Opium and it's derivatives, and other chemicals that work on the brain, would subdue the masses. He was a doped-up, day-dreaming fool. If I could get my hands around Carl Marx's neck, I'd crush every cervical bone in his spine just before injecting him with mega-doses of prozack and methanphetamine, while a recording plays repeatedly at 110 decibiles OPIUM IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES, RETARD!

And, Ricky, there are other procedures.
For instance, the subject can be reduced to deep depression by administering large doses of Benzedrine for several days. There are various "psychological methods" that are also remarkably effective in our assault on the subject's personal identity.
- Dr. Benway Phd (Member Australia New Zealand Recreational Psychiatry Institute in affiliation with Pizza Hut Delivery [Phd])

I wanted to be among the sisters, but unfortunately - so did they!
Latin did not help either!
- Carpe Testicularum

All that Latin is making me dizzy...
It reminds of being with the Brothers.

Ricky, Ricky... Why not come in for some surgery on your own brain? I know a few sections I could remove that are proven to dramatically reduce if not cure chronic paranoia.

Ipso facto?
Cogito, ergo sum?
No! Abso - bloody - lutely not!
I am; therefore, I think!
Bastards!
- Pupil of Democritus and Plotinus

In fact, Ricky, the Coalition troops have actually been re-animating the Iraqi dead, and they now return good dividends to the hard-working shareholders! It's the Lord's truth, really, truly! Cross my heart and hope to die!
J.W.Howdywar (commander of "shock and awe" great southern wasteland division, and full-time arsewipe)

It's a very hard horn for his horniest.
I'm ready to worship you Satan; just give me the call.
And I'll burn every Christian that calls.

Imagine if all of us got a stiffy at the same time? I'm sure Satan would reveal himself. What a glorious moment...

So let's aim for 12PM GMT on Feb 2nd to rub our pecker like the Genies bottle and give ourselves a hard on for Lucifer.

And then point your old fella at the stars and wait for him to arrive.

Amen.

I likee do poo poo on da flag...

Poor flustered Ricardo hasn't realised yet that bombs bounce back.

George W has guaranteed that the war on the USA will be ongoing for another century minimum.

More to the point is who will be providing ongoing aid to the USA as they wallow in their bankruptcy?

Time to migrate Ricky. See you down the pub.

droping bombs, with our without intellignece. Don't make no nevermind to us where they drop, as long as it's on some sand inhabited by muslims.

Why don't you figure on telling all of us how dropping bombs 1/2 way round the world is demising the US? Ye old Asstralians don't like us anymore? I feel so "demised" already.

You Australians have been castrated - ye ain't have any fightin' skills; nor guns; nor knives; nor bombs; nor nothi'n worth fighting with. If ye call fiddl'n with your dongers "warrior mentality", then I recon we don't even need to dope you fools up - why isn't we just takin' over your dirt. Ya'll's useless!

Ricardovitz is obviously very ignorant about Australia.

Who needs guns or gas or bombs? Hell of a lot of good they are doing winning the war on terror!

The use of bombs without intelligence is proving to be the demise of the US.

In Australia we have a special fighting skill learned to us by our warrior mentor - "Donger".

The more things in Australia change, the more jumbled up things get politically. The more jumbled up you Aussies get, the more fight you get back in you. Hopefully Australia will fractionalize to the point of Anarchy, and it will thus be a cake walk for enterprising Americans to claim it as our own. What ya'll need is a few more muslims, a bunch of queers, more lesbians, more commies, and tons more drugs. Yes, we will be opening some meth labs soon in your town.

Hey, sorry to see that Satan burned Perth to the ground - even made our news here in the states - must have been one heck of a fire. Bet, land's getting cheaper by the second in Perth. Just ripe for the pick'n

There are two things I like about Chinks. They pump sewage and toxic waste into every water source in China, shortening the lives of their hoard. Their factory toxic smoke blows over Kanada, hopefully killing off the pig-children of draft-dodging hippies and soft, limp Kanadians.

Add up how many civilian deaths have been caused by "barbaric muslims" in the past 4 years?

MILLIONS! They kill themselves, kill each other, kill Americans, kill Europeans, kill Aussies, kill Indians, kill indonesians, and kill Israelies.


Now, how many civilian deaths have been caused by the pure, chivalrous, peace-loving Bush administration?

Not one. Every muslim is an extension of some terrorist organization. Every terrorist organization's purpose is carrying out murder. All muslims are belong to or support the murderous armies of Islam. Therefore, no muslims are civilians and all muslims are murderers.

Case won!

You pay me now! I export lots many container ship of Ossie fleg for wise, noble Ossie patriots. You pay me now!

Mr Woo Tang Fuk, Manager, Shanghai Flag Manufactory Number One.

And why not? Jerk Howard PM has been shitting on us for over a decade! Hey, it's an Australian value, people!

If by "civilisation" Dame Downer means Bushevism and Howardism, then it deserves to sink into the shit-hole of oblivion so the rest of us can live in peace and get on with our lives

Add up how many civilian deaths have been caused by "barbaric muslims" in the past 4 years? Now, how many civilian deaths have been caused by the pure, chivalrous, peace-loving Bush administration? Case dismissed!

We're in the grip of a dysfunctional super-power and a clique of thieves, killers and lunatics... and it ain't over yet!

is commendable! Your nation is a sniviling sissy incubator. Liberal homosexuals run rampant in your capital. Your fat-cat-politico's allow muslims to freely roam within your nation. The rank and file Aussies fear bravery, fear the world opinion, fear the united nations, and fear the gun-banning cowardly politicos. You Ausies suck up to the muslims, and are proud to have your noses burried deep inside of the dirty hand-wiped spinkters of muslim rumps.

The turd on your flag is highly representative of the turd on Aussie brains, and the stench of their sick spirit as a nation. In fact, I suggest that you replace one of those ill placed stars on your flag with a turd.

Turds in the shape of Katharine Susannah Prichard, Judah Waten, Frank Hardy, Eric Lambert and Alan Marshall, the painter Noel Counihan and the poet David Martin.

The Aussie Turds continue to campaign for the takeover of Australia by the n*g*e*igonies.

Nationalist Ameircans are licking their chops, waiting for the Aussie Turd party to take over so that we shall rule over your land and enslave the Aussie weaker races and strip mine your resources.

GOD BLESS THE AUSSIE TURD FLAG!!!

What is wrong with having a picture of the Prime Minister reclining on the beloved flag of his nation?
I for one, can see no crime or insult in that. As long as he does not recline on the footpaths of my suburb, it's okay with me.

It's an outrage! Every newspaper in the land should carry this filthy image of decent turd being defiled, on their front page and demand that it be banned!
Of course, we must ignore the fact that non-core John used the entire country as his arsewipe!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Shit! That's a worry.

In the interest of fairness I hope they are also shitting on flags of other nations. Plenty others deserve it.

You guys are number 1 on google news again about the australian flag... Number 1 news site in Australia ay..Hmmm

I've just emailed Andrew Bolt about it.

He'll fix it up.

Now look what someone has done on the flag! Not only that but they have taken a polaroid of it and posted it to this website. In the name of all do goody goodies I insist that the moderators remove this image from this website!

Flags? Or a wind blown rag?
Cloth of glory hiding our misery.

Wave it Oh people!
Let it burn in the wind.

The world trembles before the might of our mechanized units, and the fury of our Einsatzgruppen! Who would dare face us?
J.W.Howdywar (proconsul and military attache to the southern rubbish tip)

But you see they are crack Aussie "diggers", the greatest soldiers in the world. They are the same as those that won WW2 and WW1 on their own. All Downer has to do is open the door and the terrorists will flee to the hills.

Why not? We sure can't eat the stuff that Yugo put here!
- Mouse2

Hey, let's go search the database for that hot pic of cheese on stale bread!
- Mouse1

You can always visit Alan at your local public convenience. I do!
- J.W.Hogturd (moral guardian and national disgrace)

Here is the place to get all your info on East Prussia.

Ich Liebe Ostpreussen!