HOW IS XENOXNEWS CELEBRATING AUSTRALIA DAY?

WITH A TRADITIONAL FLAG BURNING CEREMONY OF COURSE!

Australia Day. Australia’s holiest of days. All over this wide brown land people will gather and celebrate what makes this nation great. And what better way to celebrate it than with a Flag Burning Ceremony!


The Aussie Flag: Good for wrapping yourself in and burning!

Here at the ‘News we have been holding Australian Flag Burning Ceremonies on January 26 for years. It is a sacred event. The BBQ, the slab of Vic, the bong, the Chinese hooker, and the burning Australian flag; they have long been our way of expressing our love for this great nation.

And it will be the same this year no matter what the “elites” say.

We will run this godforsaken rag up the flagpole on fire!
It is our god-given right in this land of dole bludgers and pisspots!

It is a stirring reminder of why our nation sits atop the pile. It tells the world of our freedom, our greatness, and our larrikin streak.


So grab your aussie rag, douse it in petrol, and let that motherfucker burn!

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    · 19 years ago
    “The first thing you notice about Australian culture is that it’s pathetically thin..... The thinness means that modern Australia has fallen for American culture in a way that no one else could....Mimicry is a point of pride." - Philip Weiss, American commentator
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    · 19 years ago
    we didnt have the flag shoved in our face every 5 minutes?

    It wasnt that long ago; 15 years?
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    · 19 years ago
    And its not only American culture we want to copy but their economic system. Having a voiceless poor serving the needs of an overfed obnoxious upper class.
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    · 19 years ago
    I can't see the problem - the corporations get all the national assets, and the battlers get the flag to play with. So everybody is happy!
    John Winston Halfwit (proconsul, viceroy, geriatric and deputy dawg)
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    · 19 years ago
    Back in the old country I was known as a bit of a "larrikin" also.
    What could be more patriotic than to impale your little yankee glove puppet high on a flag pole?
    Only my humble little suggestion...
    - Vlad
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    · 19 years ago
    It flutters proudly in my front yard. And all my neighbours love it too.
    So if you don't like it why don't you piss off back to Iran or North Korea or one of those places you'd prefer to live in.

    God bless Australia and our PM.

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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    · 19 years ago
    Good on yer Digger! Don't get too pissed with yer retard RSL mates, and become unable to hoist the fine old national rag. And yes, it is time God snatched the very elderly and infirm PM away from us.
    Gawd, this patriotic stuff really takes it outta ya!
    - Chato
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    · 19 years ago
    What time does the TRADITIONAL FLAG BURNING CEREMONY begin. I wouldn't want to be late.
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    · 19 years ago
    Such a flag-burning ceremony is never complete without first wrapping the flag around the proud national suckhole. (It's only right!)
    And don't be bloody stingy with the kerosene!
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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    · 19 years ago
    retarded looking Confederate flag. The stars are all mangled up and out of order; it has a few too many bars, too much blue, and the decent part of the flag is off center.

    God bless the Confederacy! And, you ausies stop making a foolish mockery of our beloved Confederate Flag.
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    · 19 years ago
    Your right Ricky. The Confederate Flag is rather handsome. But then again so is the Swastika, but you wouldn't hang that out in polite company either.
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    · 19 years ago
    I have always found the swastika to have an energizing effect on my good self. Especially when I wear it with my fishnet stockings!
    - J.W.Horrid (upholder of individual freedoms and the last refuge of scoundrels)
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    · 16 years ago
    I hope you all have done the right thing this Aussie Day and burnt a flag or two!
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    · 14 years ago
    My flag is fluttering and flaming in the breeze!
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    · 14 years ago
    I cut the Union Jack out and fly my flag with pride... and a bottle of Bundy
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    · 14 years ago
    On New Year's Day President Obama quietly signed into law the National Defence Authorisation Act, granting himself the power to indefinitely detain US citizens and any other global citizens without trial or explanation, tearing up the US constitution and centuries of habeas corpus, recognised by the US Supreme Court, in 1991, as ''the fundamental instrument for safeguarding individual freedom against arbitrary and lawless state action''.

    Last week, video footage taken in Afghanistan showed four US marines urinating over men they had just killed, joking and laughing as they went about their business. Florida Republican Allen West, a former lieutenant-colonel in the US Army, termed subsequent protests as ''self-righteous indignation''.

    Just this week, Staff Sergeant Frank Wuterich received his judgment in a military court after pleading guilty to negligent dereliction of duty in relation to the murder of 24 unarmed civilians in Haditha, Iraq, in 2005. No murder charges were laid over the slaughter, which included 10 women and children. Despite his guilty plea, Wuterich was not given a prison sentence.

    Of the eight other US marines involved in the horrific attack, seven did not face trial and one was acquitted. ''Shoot first, ask questions later'' was Wuterich's command as the marines stormed the homes of the innocent Iraqi civilians.

    We as a nation oppose other nations we perceive as lawless, inhumane and unjust.

    On Australia Day 2012, all Australians should be asking, ''Does the US, our nation's traditional ally and friend, represent the values we aspire to in the 21st century?'' If the answer is no, we should be forging greater friendships elsewhere and refocusing our strategic priorities, starting with the cancellation of the planned US military base installation in the Northern Territory. We deserve better.
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    · 14 years ago
    I had an Australia Day hangover this morning. I was dry wretching black blood.
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    · 14 years ago
    Ben this great nation of ours has been bending over for it's master since it was created... Previously we had to do what the British wanted, now it's the yanks.

    We seem to be a small terrified place, wishing there were more white people around us.
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    · 14 years ago
    This here flag 'll look right nice 'top Australien Flag Poles:
    [IMG]http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z70/Chips347/confederate.jpg [/IMG]
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