Emergency operation

Medical marvel saves valuable tumour.


In a marathon operation watched breathlessly
by somebody somewhere, a giant malignant
non-core John was removed from a brain tumour.

Doctor Benway, the neurosurgeon who performed
the tumour-saving surgery, said that they
seem to have removed the John intact, as it
was encapsulated and protected by a tough
wall of lies. The malignant John also drew
its sustenance from GST. Benway said that
in future we must all be vigilant to watch
for the early signs of GST.

The public will be able to view the ugly
malignant John on national television.

The tumour has given its thanks to all those
who gave it support during its long battle
with malignant non-core Howarditis.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It is hard to find any upside in John's total rape of economic theory and its application. However, I have found one bright prospect: he will eventually die.
    Of course, you will have to pay the bill for the funeral.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Did I do that? It's a complete blank! I remember no such thing. Still, it would not have been the first time I slightly over-indulged and lost a day or three off my calendar!
    So it went well? Bravo for the tumour. Somehow that does not sound right. I might need some chemical assist - Nurse!
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    · 19 years ago
    I cried when I read about the poor bloody tumour. We all know how terrible Howarditis is. But now the malignant John has been cut out we can all live! It has been a long, dark, more than 11-year winter for most of us.
    Let us all praise the summer that is coming! Rejoice!
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