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There are Aliens. Excluding the common Mexican kind of aliens, there ain't no question that there is life on other planets. That makes them Aliens in my Universe. Now, I ain't say'n that none of them ever made a trip to this here planet. I'm a just sayin they exist. And, since this Universe was given to us God Fearing Folks, by the Lord himself, that makes everything else Alien.
And her legs are open....
Using a similar modus operandi as the parasite responsible for toxoplasmosis the intruders can orchestrate the behaviour of their host much like a conductor conducts an orchestra.
The question is:
Are you infected, and, if you are, do you trust these foreign invaders from afar to guide you in a way that is beneficial to the evolution of your organism?
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Next flight out departing soon, stopping all stations to never never land.
Can you get take-away?
Specially when you can git meat cheaper! You're country is overrun with these ugly gray Kangaroos that could be harvested into delicious meat, but you dumb vegitarians probably couldn't figure out how to harvest one.
Here's a lesson for you:
1. Get a gun and shoot a Kangaroo. If'n you can't get a gun, just run the damn thing over. But, if you are one of those really stupid vegans who don't even own a truck, then you will have to buddy up with one of your wild aborigionees and get them to learn you how to hunt them. It'll only take 4 hungry vegans to team up like wild dogs to get you one.
2. If you can catch a gray Kangaroo alive, and if it's a male, then castrate it by tying some twine around it's nuts. Pen it up for a few weeks and feed it corn, starchy grain and molasses. If it's a female, do the same thing - well except strangulating its nuts.
3. Slaughter time: string the Kangaroo up alive by the hind legs from a tree. Get two large buckets. put the first bucket under the head and slice the head off, draining the blood into the bucket (save this for some blood puding). Then gut the animal by slicing it along it's abdomon to its rib cage, and reach in and take the guts out. Skin it with a good sharp skinning kife - save the hyde for tanning
4. Butcher the meet by first sawing the limbs off at the joints and then the meet off of the bones.
5. Freeze the meat immediately.
6. Grind up the organs and make sausage out by stuffing it into the small intestines.
7. Pickle the feet and give the head of the animal to your aboriginee friend for showing you how to hunt - all darkies like eating these body parts.
8. Grind the meat or make steaks, flavor to your liking and throw it on the grill.
Damn! I just save the life of a tomato-eating hippy! I'm not sure if I should be shot for that, or become an eagle scout.
Only a drug-guzzling, smoked-up, nose-candy addict hippy would think there was something to see in an old injun rock pile.
Anytime soon oil will be down to US $18 a barrel like Zionist Rupert the jew promised way back when the Coalition of the Wicked invaded Iraq for the cheap oil and as a favour for Israel - but I wasn't supposed to mention that.
I'd fuck an angel tart. How about a mermaid? I'd fuck a mermaid except where do you fuck 'em?
fluck you
She can licky my little dicky anyday!
So just send me all those 17- 25 year old female Burmese political refugees. I'll look after them.