PM SEIZES OPPORTUNITY

Opposition leader agrees with
PM's policies and agitates for
a ten percent increase in sterness. As Uncle Suckhole's new Police
State takes shape, the plucky
little American arsewipe was
very encouraged by the latest
bombings in India.

"Even though global violence
is showing signs of increase
we should not be too optimistic.
Despite my appeals, the tourists
have not been exploding in Oz
cities as much as hoped-for!
However I shall use the new
Police State laws to facilitate
the much-needed transfer of
wealth from the poor into the
economy where it can do the
rich some powerful good."

The invisible opposition leader
Wind Bagzly replied fiercely.

"Whatever the suckhole says plus
a bit extra is OK with me."
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    If only this country had a fucken opposition party! But no, we trully have become like the Putrid States of Americunts: suckholes and bullshit artists rule!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    you lot hate mainstream Australia.
    Just like the terrorists.

    A.Bolt
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    You deadly viper, you talk of treason. 'Loose lips sink ships.' They used to say.
    And so you said. And from those words it could amply be supplied to a court of
    law witness and reputation too astute to be denied; with laws of lands changed
    overnight to make Citizen Australian, into Traitor Australian. To write this
    testimony of yours must have taken some courage. For you have put yourself
    on the list of 'most wanted persons from whom the government has grave
    concerns.' Yes, Chato, your name sake in Cuba. Yes, that colour red that you
    drape so boldly against you. That flag of red, like a bull a charging, J.W.Howard-
    's law reforms will mean men like you, suspicious men, lonely men, men with
    time on their hands. How disgraceful. To have time enough on your hands to
    write such treasonous script for all and sundry to use and apply. You know
    Chato that in Cuba they have a palace at Guantanamo(sic) Bay. Yes Chato,
    maybe one day, you'll getted looked up with your Islamic buddies and put
    behind razor wire.
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