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Is he still in Tehran?

..my head is stuck in the monitor.

And it is as bad as all the other fucking lifes I lead.

We are but ignorant ants scurrying about the grains of sand that can't even begin to understand the Lord's purpose, the Lord's plan, and where we fit in with that plan.

InshAllah

I for one am all for Turdly Suckhole's goodness.

Ricky, I must tell you that a pure scientist such as myself just could not rest until he actually felt your naked brain pulsating under his finger tips. Surely you must know that you have a very special type of brain. It would be a crime to keep it imprisoned inside thick bone, when it could be set free so easily. Please consider my invite to a bed in my RP unit.

Ain't no such thing as an "innocent" furry or feathered thing, 'less it's made in slant-eyed china, but that's a debate for another time.

What the hell do you think animals eat? Other animals, dummy! Just like us. Ain't nothin evil about shoot'n animals and eating them. Ain't nothin wrong with wearing their fur - it''d be a damned shame to waste good fur or antler from a freshly shot animal, you moon-faced mongoloid moron.

What is it that was sacred again Rick?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
J.W.Howdywar (you poor folk can just go and fuck yourselves)

Thank the Good Lord for all the innocent furry or feathered little things we can torment and kill, and shit out of our wholesome, flag-waving, shareholding, property-investing greedy aussie guts.
- J.W.Howdywar (grovelling weakly anglican arse-plug for the coalition of dark forces)

Your post is moronic! You dumb Aussies ain't got no guns; just like your English counterparts, Y'all are just fanticizing. We Americans are the only people who have a God Given right to own guns. Y'all is just a bunch of slaves who have whored away their rights to freedom and self determination and self defense. I hope your orgasmic fantacy about being protected and cared for by your cracker-plantation owners feels good enough for the eternity of involuntary servitude you and your offspring will get to enjoy.

Don't come a knock'n on our doors of freedom when y'all look like a bunch of starv'n ethiopians - we'll mow you down like disease-ridden animals, without hesitation. You done whored out your rights to your government voluntarily, so you get what you get.

Let's get our guns and kill it all then

EVERYTHING is sacred, for all that exists is a creation of the Lord. All of our flesh, thoughts, desires, souls, everything springs forth from the Lord. Even Evil is a creation of the Lord - some may dispute this, but the Lord created the Universe and therefore he created an environment where evil can exist and where Humans are provided choise to choose good or evil; to do good or evil; to think good or evil.

It is all part of the Lord's sacred design. We are but ignorant ants scurrying about the grains of sand that can't even begin to understand the Lord's purpose, the Lord's plan, and where we fit in with that plan. So, to assume that because there is evil in our world, or because man is permitted to choose between good and evil, or even some alternative inbetween, doesn't mean that our Universe is not devine.

Best y'all remember - EVERYTHING is sacred.

I'm sure Ricky will be along shortly...can I attract you with a free admission to my Recreational Psychiatry unit? There we could both explore your agonizing existential angst together, along with some remarkable chemicals and instruments.
You would be astonished at how fast your questions just disappear - you really would! That reminds me of the hilarious incident where I put the wrong brain into the formalin! We all cracked up over that one! Luckily the patient could not possibly sue...

Is that you Harold? How we miss you on Bilegrip!
- Maurie Gee

There is always more. Be patient. It will be coming down before the day is long and the night glows with red embers and the smell of phosphorous and camphor.

Yeah sure mate, sure

There IS some connection; LRH surely rates as a pirate among pirates. Don't know about the anal lice however...
- Cruising Tom (not really gay)

I'm sure that Rupert, the dirty digger, will say the right soothing things to get our little hero across the line, if "the powers that be" so ordain!
One must never underestimate the powers of mass idiocy.
- The Voice of Prophecy

Any Green Haired Crewmen???

She was the patron saint of whores who play piano in whorehouses.
Wasn't she?

She didnt change her knickers for a full year; they seemd to have a life of their own.

Now they are a holy relic. Right next to the nail of the cross, Padre Pio's pus, and the foreskin of jesus.

The Catholic Church is the home of rationality.

There is a story of a Priest who came to bang our blessed Saint Cecila. He asked the madam for her services and she was sent to her room.

"She layed there on the bed and she looked so delicious I took back every word I said"

The Priest removed his frock and then removed hers. But when it came to her filthy drawers it was impossible. It was like they were stuck on.

"Oh, Father, I know not why!" cried our blessed Cecila.

Then a voice from her fanny cried out:

"begone Satan!" and the priest miraculously turned into the horny one and fled the Brothel of bleeding Mother Mary.

And so it was, the first miracle of Saint Cecila. The other miracles were rather more pedestrian; a cured sick child, a bleeding statue (from the cunt), and a turd that wouldn't flush.

are changing....

the lying rodent is o his way OUT!

I cannot but agree to the Nth degree - "So that famous "government relations consultant", Richard Farmer, thinks the Prime Minister deserves an apology from Messrs Burke and Thompson for their gross insensitivity. Well, Richard your audience is intelligent and is well educated, but we are not a little drunk. Perhaps just a little merry – laughing at you and John Howard as you stumble toward retirement, deaf to the laughter and the squeaky voice and spittle on the lips. The audience thinks you protest too much!" Laugh? I nearly wet myself, over and over and over!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it...that's it boy, you're

goin' fine. Oooooooh, just like

that...that's good.

(grunting faster)

Stay still...stay still goddamn ya!

Zed goddammit, git over here and

hold 'em!

When are we going to see the GIMP manifesto?

Really gave me a start! Reminds me of the time I was doing pure science on diet regimes. What d'ya mean? I was cleared! She never put much weight on, that's all. Did I ever mention the time I repaired an anal fistula with a chinese finger trap?

When you gotta go, you gotta go, I say! I always make space for useless old welfare deadbeats at Recreational Psychiatry. So nobody accuse me of heartlessness. After a few experimental prescriptions - they are generally happy - at least they can't complain...

My limp dick won't let me sail...

What a boner he's got!
- Dick Limp

Just stumbled upon this site and I think I'd like to be a reg. user. I am writing to say that I saw your Johnny artwork/gifs and I loved them!!!!!!
Great stuff. Perhaps using them to make posters or t-shirts etc... would be a good idea.

thanx

Haron.

Anyone willing to give the old bugger a rather robust anal probe of the sort beloved by U.S. forces?

No, she forgot to put new batteries into HIM! He is just a grotesque little DEVIL DOLL who was left switched onto "EVIL".
This is what happens when you vote for the DURACELL bunny, instead of a human being.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
http://www.101usesforajohnhoward.com/

Here is my offer: bring the insane little tyrant to me, and I shall introduce him to my good friend, Mister Sharpened Stake.
Deaf and hearing ones alike, all are equal on his spike.
- Vlad (famous is my name, impaling is my game)

He is a doddering deaf old cunt who should be sent on a one way trip to Gitmo.

Confused, London.

SO is that your excuse for banging your sister Yugo? It's all relative?

I'm editor around here god damn it.

Correct what Yugo? If that's what Digger thinks then good on him!


ps Shouldn't you be doing more important things, like Green Haired Jim?

Your State has convinced you to cower behind thick glass, rather than fight to defend yourselves. Your State has convinced you that ONLY THE GOVERNMENT can protect you, will protect you. You have no right of self-defense. You have no right to protect yourself. You are like cats that have been declawed and turned out into a wild jungle.

A knife can slash throught any bullet proof vest. A .223 bullet can rip through any bullet proof vest. A bomb can blow up any bullet proof vest.

So, you Aussies are doomed to be confined to bullet proof glass rooms where your government keeps you like caged animals. You know nothing of freedom, nothing of the evils your government can do, and is doing to its own citizens. You are lifeless gimps who have no desire to be independant beings fending for themselves.

You are true slaves of the Nanny State, and so you have so easily accepted this fact. This is really very pathetic - I honestly can't believe you can't see this!

Come join my new political party and new religion - guns for all, and all for guns. No more laws banning weapons of self defense.

"There is more violent crime now in Australia than before automatic weapons were outlawed dickhead."

That's because y'all are ripe for the pick'n. If your nation bordered the US, we would overrun you, take your pure women, take your resources, take your stuff, and put ya'll in internment camps, or train you to go fight in Iraq and Mogodishu for us. People with out guns are slaves. If you're going to be a slave, why not be one of my slaves, instead of a slave to John Howard. I guaranty that the experience won't be 1/2 as lame as being John Howard's slave.

on this blog site. You drug-guzzling idiots make my head hurt just reading the utter illogical rantings you write. I mean, where do you hippy nimrods come from? I can only conclude that your mothers were Downs Syndrom adults wards of the state that were raped by XXY males with Klinefelter Syndrome.

You hippies are ripe for biological and chemical experimentation - I hope when the next draft occurs, that you bunch of sicko pacifists get drafted to be subjects of my proposed experimental agenda to improve lowley sub-humans. I really do think that I can help some of you get back on the right path. All you need some neuro-rearranging.

I just gave Joe a call and he says he knows nothing about any of this.

This thread has unravelled. The subject has been subsumed by waffle. I urge all posters (postees?) to re-read this article and get a grip on something other than their genetalia.

What about the moon? DO they get some sexual satisfaction? Just cause they is spotty doesnt mean they wouldnt mind a little booty every now and then.

It was a joke. Mother Earth fertilized by Father Sun = fucked. Get it? Okay, I'm sorry...

I don't get it. What does Joe have to do with Aristotle or Plato or
Jesus blood?

And don't forget to publish it on XenoxNews.

No matter how you look at it, good old Mother Earth is fucked!

Splitters!

So the sun has a womb and a penis?

You fuckin hippies are nuts!