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Iraq? Never heard of the place! Zionists? "War on terror", or something like that? Mutual obligation, what's that? GST, WMD, FTA, CIS, IPA, never heard of them!
We have moved on, and so I strongly commend myself, for my honesty, my compassion, and my flawless record.
- Timid, little, honest John
(the little boy who never cried "WMD" or "children overboard" or "anthrax flour" or "dole cheat" or...)

2Ti 2:4 No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of [this] life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

Exd 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

2Pe 2:10 But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous [are they], selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.

Num 33:52 Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places:

Mar 1:6 And John was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins; and he did eat locusts and wild honey;

Lev 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man's wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

The locusts greedily breed, and the locusts greedily feed. Then the stupid bastards starve to death!
I kinda like the sound of that as it applies to human retards.
What's the GST to be paid on mass die-off?
You still can't beat a good old mass-impaling though.
- Vlad

We look forward to the Oz model of "old sparky" to be tested on our own mass-murdering war criminal. I would like to remember him by the Jesus freak name - "Catch the Fire and Go to Jesus John".
Maybe we could invite his mate from the USA to witness the cook-out, before he does his final smoking dance himself.
I still prefer the sharpened stake, myself.
- Vlad

Yes, 'tis lawful - however, once tribute is paid, the gods want an offering.
Little Caesar must be impaled on a sharpened stake in such a manner that the tip of the stake protudes from his lying mouth.
That will be a warning from the gods for all to see, and fear!
- Vlad

That would let you fuck your maid cause they had a headache.

I would have stayed awake in Sunday School!

They should have put pictures in that book.

Sure he didn't say foul of the air, or fouling of the air.

Unfortunately the predominately christian countries have created technology and supported governments who are 'fucking the land over'.

There is the good of your book.

Lam 4:21 Rejoice and be glad, O daughter of Edom, that dwellest in the land of Uz; the cup also shall pass through unto thee: thou shalt be drunken, and shalt make thyself naked.

Isa 20:2 At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

Gen 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they [were] naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

Mat 22:17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?

Gen 16:2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Nudity is man's ugliest sin. It is rightfully kept clothed and secret from the inocent.

The whore withers into a scaley sea hag with each sinful act of sexual perversion. The man whom alows his genitals control him, rather than he control the urges of his genitals, becomes a conduit and incubator for Satan's Seed of Pestilence and Disease. Satan's Seed takes root and gows off of the decrepit soul of the man-whore, thus raviging his body and captivating his soul with every wicked act.

Nudity entices evil, and at the same time shows all the scourge of wicked perversion. Clothing is our grace given to us by the Lord. Accept the lord's grace, accept humility, and you will be saved!

God did NOT give humankind clothes.He gave us bodies,and too many of us are ashamed of them for absolutely no reason at all.JOG NAKED!

its a biggun. Lazy minded religion worshipper bring your mind to my stone. It has intricacies beyond your fairy tale friends.
That book you quote mindlessly; where is it from? It is from man. And so must be tainted with the original sin.
The original sin.
Was when I put my pecker into a woman.
What a crazy God you have - he will not allow you to fuck.
Where as I am endowed with reason, I can tell you that it is jolly good to root. Just don't let the bitch hang around to long after you come.

My stone has truth. Feel its ruffles and fissures. My stone is mighty big. You might as well worship it instead of your fool on the cross.

Luk 18:20 Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honour thy father and thy mother.

The best we can hope for is a dirt god. And that we became it.

Amen.

What's the GST to pay on an orgy? A bucket of semen to Honest John?
How would you measure it? What about pathogens? Spoilage? Adulteration?
What cunt said GST simplified things?
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

except for the "then"... it is ye olde english y'know.

Flim, I must correct your erroneous assertion, it was NOT the GRAden, it was the GARden.
And THEN he fucked himself stupid - and why not? As long as he paid Caesar the GST...

Matthew 3:16
And lo Jesus walked out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for 20 years.

Act 19:32 Some therefore cried one thing, and some another: for the assembly was confused; and the more part knew not wherefore they were come together.

Deu 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

So that means Jesus was Satan? Or at least he had a brother who was Satan?

Wow. Christianity is as crazy as a hillbilly's family!

Yair mate, and they can stick a bit of good old Ezekiel up the back passage and see if they can "catch some fire" with it.
What a pack of miserable wankers! Hope they go to God before they can vote for The Turd.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Job 1:6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.

Eze 27:31 And they shall make themselves utterly bald for thee, and gird them with sackcloth, and they shall weep for thee with bitterness of heart [and] bitter wailing.

Well what has satirical journalism come to? This is a sad day for Xenox News. Where are the keen insights typically displayed in the fine stories usually published here? LordyLordyLordy indeed.

Send him over. Hopefully he can deal with those rectally challanged christian cockheads who run the place.

I love Turdly Suckhole too.

Would have been especially unbearable with that blonde babe wife you had.

VERY tight my little son! Very tight indeed! Har, Har Harrrrrr!
S.A.Tan

I own the last laugh, AND your crappy souls! I'll be back! Har, Har, Harrrrrrrrr!
S.A.Tan

Have I got this right. Please advise.

When I get the blue balls I have to lie down and squeeze?

Do I squeeze the balls, one in each hand, and how tight?

Does this mean Ricardovitz was actually Satan but that he has now been banished from the world?

I thought he was a bit suss.

Dunno, but if you can't eat it, and you can't hump it - who gives a fuck?
- Mouse2

What the fuck is this about?
- Mouse1

I read this one as Farmer Howard and hid Darlin' Jeanette.

I believe that God will lift John Howard to Heaven on a cloud, with a choir of angels singing his praises!
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (I love him, I just love him!)

I always dream of bathing in a tub of John Howard's old-man semen.
- Doreen of Dulwich Hill (an avid John Howard groupie)

Liz Taylor?

Or that sweet tart they had on TV the other night in that Rome show?

Liz had bigger tits but that was about all...

If only she did Cleopatra straight after Black velvet; that would have won me over.

and drank it.

I just did.

It dont taste too good...

Oh my sweet lady it is a pain too intense to describe clearly. The ache of wanting to love but being unable to love. Or the ache of loving oneself too much. You have the erection but the swollen head is purple in pain and throbbing endlessly for a memory; a vision of some lass you once saw. Walking up Bourke St with her dress bouncing round her cute arse but you know you will never get to fuck her.

Oh! Sister! Knobache is the pain inflicted by the blithe misunderstanding of God on the creation he made.

And is there an equivalent pain for women? Perhaps being unable to shop...