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This thread has unravelled. The subject has been subsumed by waffle. I urge all posters (postees?) to re-read this article and get a grip on something other than their genetalia.

What about the moon? DO they get some sexual satisfaction? Just cause they is spotty doesnt mean they wouldnt mind a little booty every now and then.

It was a joke. Mother Earth fertilized by Father Sun = fucked. Get it? Okay, I'm sorry...

I don't get it. What does Joe have to do with Aristotle or Plato or
Jesus blood?

And don't forget to publish it on XenoxNews.

No matter how you look at it, good old Mother Earth is fucked!

Splitters!

So the sun has a womb and a penis?

You fuckin hippies are nuts!

Good on yer, Digger. Shouldn't you be spending your time staggering through the streets thoroughly pissed out of your head, as befits a patriotic Howard crawler?
You are seriously risking acquiring the "un-australian" label.

We call it the Sun. The Sun makes her womb fertile and allows us all to live.

Well this hippie bitch gaia will need to be fertilised right?
Where is the intergalatic penis to do the job?

I have had some modest success in making recalcitrants "straighten up", but I must admit failure on the "fly right" part.
- Vlad (Impalers Anonymous)

Are you saying the world is a woman? Where's her cunt then?

There has never been an ugly little man with delusions of adequacy who failed to have his appearance improved by having a sharpened stake protruding from his mouth.
- Vlad (Impalers International)

Yugo, just in case you may be suggesting that the little national treasure is a methodist (that denomination no longer exists), he isn't, could not be, does not resemble, and so on...
- old time methodist (not even remotely like John)

I guess we should all lay down and die then Alex? Pathetic! We must do all we can. Some may survive and the more effort we put into it the more of us are likely to pull through. Where do I join? I wanna be a fully paid up GIMP. And that's M for Methodist not Muslim. Digger is misinformed.

Yugo you got it back to frontwise; to save the planet less people are needed, ergot: more humens must die and the planet will be that much better off.

That's a novel idea. Where do I sign up?

All will be resolved by the climate change time bomb. No amount of duct tape, plastic sheeting, fridge magnets or neo-nazi neo-con "leadership" can save you.

Your rage is understandable, Agitprop, but unhelpful. Ricardovitz, you are an accomplice to terrorism and deserving of a few years at your beloved Guantanamo in solitary confinement. But be assured, people: the days of the Bushs and Howards of this world are coming to a close.

Catholics can't join?

Cause I want some of that shit.

Too late to do anything about climate-change. We is screwed.

Dr. Benway, I have some special baloons for you. Don't you just love these meaty little baloons?

Ain't gonna be no violence in Australia without weapons. Whatcha'all going to do? Have a great big "punch-out" to demonstarat against your slavery and servitude to your almighty government?

YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD IN THE WATER, DONE, FINISHED. Just be good slaves now, 'cause that's all you can do. Might as well be drunk, fat and lazy - that's your ownly form of rebellion now.

Control Guns, Enslave People.

You been working at NSW Uni lately???

When is Anarchy going to come to Ayustralia? I'm just waiting, so I can impose my eternal reign over you Aussies. You can't get us, we have guns, and you don't. You can't stop us, we have guns, and you don't. You Ausies look like fat white castrated rabbits waiting to be farmed for flesh, fur and bones.

Jesus, Agitprop, we're in the minority. From what I hear, Oz fucktards are leaping over each other to be first to suck on Uncle John's international septic tank water. They want to pay top dollar for it as well!
A dollar! - Oz suckholes suck anyone/anything, and they pay you!

Enough fucken blogging. Someone has to clear this fucken blockage!

It is not generally known that with judiciously applied electrical stimulation, your average politician can be used as a perfectly functional poisonous reptile! Did I tell you about the time I was consulted as a psycho-transmogrification expert by the East German Government?

Serge, so nice to hear from you. I hope you take up my offer to visit RP. An old colleague of mine, Dr Joseph Mengele, had a real artistic flair with the biology of sexual organs. He would have been able to make you a suitable wife from morgue castoffs! Sadly, that was long ago, but I might be able to modify your psycho-sexual makeup in such a way that you could find gratification with a dead pig. Perhaps? No? Or maybe you would prefer a live one, as is the fashion these days. I'm sure we could do something for you Serge. So don't give up hope. I will give your pathology some further thought.

Looks like they are following Patriot's advice:
Top Iranian Nuclear Scientist Killed

They probably were just practising with that Russian guy in London...

Any decent women in that hospital Dr Benway? Surely there would be some nice lass who would make me a good wife. Or at least one better than the lazy slut I have now.

That STD worm story reminds me of my time in this putrid east-asian teaching hospital. The only thing that kept me there was the plentiful supply of pethidine - but I digress, as usual. They brought in this revolting blob of tissue, assuring me it was actually a man! Well, I did all I could, but the anal transplant went horribly wrong...

Put 'em in their wheelchairs and get them to cross the rail tracks.

They won't get far.

F**cked if I know. If there was any, you are such a pig, I'd hardly get any!
Geez! This place is bloody spooky - everybody is comatose. Hey Yugo! We need some more food pix here!
- Mouse2

Some weird shit here! But, where's the f**king cheese?
- Mouse1

Those disabled bludgers are a real worry!

I just thought that snippet would help!

In much of south-east asia, the whores are so rotten with diseases unknown to most of the medical profession, that even to touch one is to risk your life.
One of my patients had contracted an STD worm that ate the entire inside of his scrotal sack in less than a week. It had then gone on to invade his interior plumbing. Only by much disfiguring surgery could we save his life. Now he has no way to use whores - even if he wanted to do so!
- Anonymous Aussie Medic

I could almost shed a tear for the poor kindly plutocrats!
- J.W.Howdywar (soiled sanitary napkin of the rich and famous)

Here is the news
Even when you win you lose
Even when you laugh you cry
.......
A sheep is a sheep is a sheep
Baa Baa!

What's a whoppee? Is it kind of like a wop?

If you don't stop this, I'll tell on you!
- (I'm not John Howard - really, truly I'm not!)

Mr Digger, I agree Mark was a bit alarming, but surely John is too old now - even for a NWO glove puppet. Don't you think? It always shocks me to see the volume of froth of dementia that gathers on his lower lip. It would be kindest just to put the poor old duffer down!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Perineal, yes, an area of the body just begging for excision. Did I tell you about the time I transplanted the aforesaid region to replace a cancerous lower lip? Unfortunate simian modification of the features. But wholly scientifically successful, I assure you!

Serge, I hold an invitation open for you to donate a little time at my Recreational Psychiatry unit. I am sure that we could engineer some lusts into your psyche that you would have thought impossible - seriously! You would be paralyzed with admiration to see my scrap book of scientific breakthroughs.
Such a character as yours should not be allowed to go to waste. I wait in hungry scientific anticipation for your reply.

Ricky, it is always so good to chew the fat, so to speak, with another pure scientist. I must admit I do like your approach, but the magnetron may be a tad, how will I put it - undisciplined, perhaps? I have yet to reduce any of my clients to a smouldering pile of charcoal. However, the thought is not without some charm...
We will speak again, Ricky, I am sure. But please watch out for the Feds - these party-poopers are everywhere these days!
Viva, Recreational Psychiatry!

A man for the hour. Iron bar Mark will fix us all up.

Is Mark Latham a back door man?

Don't worry Mr Chato, our great PM will deal with this latest leftie upstart in his own good time. Just like he did with the last Labour loser you all loved: Mark Latham.

Digger,

Cranbourne