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What a disgrace!
Wait till Alan Jones hears about this.

Digger,
Cranbourne

From the flag's perspective...
That's as good as "the sound of one hand clapping".
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

I hope you put this to music. The sceptic league can't hold back anything. They may as well try and stop the sun from rising.

From the flag's perspective it is blowing to the right....

That flag ain't blowing the right way. It's blowing to the left. Does all your flags down there on the ass end of the world blow to the left?

with its lights on. And, if'n I dern't knows any better, I'd swear it was. Commets are Satan's tool for destruction of all of God's wicked turncoats. REPENT, and be saved. Or turn your back on the Lord, and witness his almight wrath on ye damned soul!

Nope. Just a cheap whore with a lot of pimp-daddy clothing. One good bitch-slapp'n and a good poke to the brain will make you stand up and salute the Nation.

Jeez! Why do I always have to remember everything at these times?
I would have thought "Orstrayia" - and where's the fuckin' kerosene? I can't see Johnny either!? Handing out awards I guess? Little cunt!
- Latte-sipping, pinko, tree-hugging terrorist and father raper from Iraqistan.

Listen you aussie poofs! With due modesty, I suggest that I am He, the Great One that the prophets presaged.
On yer fuckin' knees, ya aussie sheeple scum. Shake with fear ya bloody sheilas, and behold the One to whom you shall now grovel.
- God (aka The Lord)

I always thought that he shook his flaccid "John Howard" at the crowd. Oh well...
I have been biding my time, and the great moment has finally arrived!
- Aleister (Beast 666)

I have always found the swastika to have an energizing effect on my good self. Especially when I wear it with my fishnet stockings!
- J.W.Horrid (upholder of individual freedoms and the last refuge of scoundrels)

Your right Ricky. The Confederate Flag is rather handsome. But then again so is the Swastika, but you wouldn't hang that out in polite company either.

Zion was a non-core promise. I withdrew the offer as soon as I saw the sort of scum who ran with it.
There is no Zion, and "my people" have angered me greatly! Their "holy books" aren't worth the crummy toilet paper on which they are written.
So I sayeth unto you - "fucketh thou off!"
- Jehovah (bigger than Ben Hur)

Let there be praises hailing Zion! The Lord will lead the battle of the righteous over the wicked. Hail Zion. Zion forever, and forever Zion.

retarded looking Confederate flag. The stars are all mangled up and out of order; it has a few too many bars, too much blue, and the decent part of the flag is off center.

God bless the Confederacy! And, you ausies stop making a foolish mockery of our beloved Confederate Flag.

Bush is a modern day hero. He has vowed to send more barbaric muslims to their deaths. It takes quite a brave man to stand up to do what he, God and the righteous of the world know is right.

God Bless Bushmerica!

I see no inherent problem with wiping your penis. It must be cleaned up occasionally, just like a snotty nose or a blood soaked vagina.

However, I seen no point in waiting to find a flag just to clean a sloppy penis. It should be cleaned promptly after soiling.

If you are having a problem with a drippy penis after web surfing, I'd suggest cauterizing the affected area. You can build a nice cauterizer with a piece of tightly strung tungsten wire connected to the electrodes of several nine volt bateries run in series. A flag is only a temporary solution, and not a good one at that. Most flags are actually produced in china and are rather plasticy and non-absorbant. So, you could end up with a bad strain of chinkorea or slant-eyed sickness while just making a smeary mess of yorself.

Such a flag-burning ceremony is never complete without first wrapping the flag around the proud national suckhole. (It's only right!)
And don't be bloody stingy with the kerosene!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

and meanwhile Turdly Suckhole continues to be an asshole.

What time does the TRADITIONAL FLAG BURNING CEREMONY begin. I wouldn't want to be late.

Good on yer Digger! Don't get too pissed with yer retard RSL mates, and become unable to hoist the fine old national rag. And yes, it is time God snatched the very elderly and infirm PM away from us.
Gawd, this patriotic stuff really takes it outta ya!
- Chato

It flutters proudly in my front yard. And all my neighbours love it too.
So if you don't like it why don't you piss off back to Iran or North Korea or one of those places you'd prefer to live in.

God bless Australia and our PM.

Digger,
Cranbourne

He would look just lovely with a sharpened stake protruding from his mouth!
But I always say that!
- Vlad

Back in the old country I was known as a bit of a "larrikin" also.
What could be more patriotic than to impale your little yankee glove puppet high on a flag pole?
Only my humble little suggestion...
- Vlad

I can't see the problem - the corporations get all the national assets, and the battlers get the flag to play with. So everybody is happy!
John Winston Halfwit (proconsul, viceroy, geriatric and deputy dawg)

And its not only American culture we want to copy but their economic system. Having a voiceless poor serving the needs of an overfed obnoxious upper class.

we didnt have the flag shoved in our face every 5 minutes?

It wasnt that long ago; 15 years?

“The first thing you notice about Australian culture is that it’s pathetically thin..... The thinness means that modern Australia has fallen for American culture in a way that no one else could....Mimicry is a point of pride." - Philip Weiss, American commentator

We are indelible

You know

What's wrong with some cheese on stale bread?
- Mouse2

Well, we could do with a bit of love like Walt says.
- Mouse1

Yeah - so what?
- Mouse2

We are animals, you know.
- Mouse1

That was uncalled-for Yugo! I guess you must be familiar with Walt Kelly who had worked for Disney. When I was much less ancient I enjoyed his POGO political comic strip. All the characters little Disney-esque animals in the Okefenokee swamp.
http://www.pogopossum.com/
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Wow! You would never have guessed the same person drew Mickey Mouse.

Thank you Captain, you have stated my deeply felt sentiments correctly, but leave the impaling to me.
- Vlad (of "The New Impalers")

Are you in a place where He has recorded his name?

As long as they come onto my sharpened stakes, to be impaled arse-first or face-first, all will be well...
- Vlad

Is God masturbating on us?
We are all in one big Bukkake movie?

Amen.
(But don't forget the sharpened stakes)
- Vlad

Exd 20:24 An altar of earth thou shalt make unto me, and shalt sacrifice thereon thy burnt offerings, and thy peace offerings, thy sheeple, and thine oxen: in all places where I record my name I will come unto thee, and I will bless thee.

Don't ever forget this gem: "It's not an identity card ... it's an access card that's used to authenticate identity."
- A spokesman for Human Services Minister Joe Hockey.

Tissues!

Larry - Mr Perfect.


Fuck that.

Ow! That gotta hurt!

I suggest impaling them both together - on a flag pole.
I hope that helps.
- Vlad

What thing?
The pecker or the flag?

I advise driving a sharp spike through the revolting thing.
But, then that is the same advice I give for everything...
- Vlad (of "The New Impalers")

Just use a tissue like the rest of us pervert!

that answers this conundrum.

I'm not amused.
- The Suckhole