ELDERLY PM STRUCK DOWN BY CRANIAL OVERLOAD

Has the dessicated coconut finally failed?


It was horrible! One day he was holding
up under pressure and repeating his old
stories, then suddenly he cannot remember
any of them and he has come up with a
different set of stories.

The signs were there now I think about it,
the foam of dementia, the belligerance,
the pathological fantasy weaving, the loss
of contact with reality etc.

Rudd, I believe, has a lot to answer for.
By putting this poor daft old bugger under
pressure he has precipitated a debilitating
stroke inside the venerable dessicated coconut
that has served John well for more than a decade
since the public mistakenly put him into high
office, and Kim kept him there.

Kevin! Please! Ease-up on the poor old lunatic,
you have broken his withered brain!


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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    And inside the coconut is what? A putrid mass of white pulp?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    You must be famous cause even Keating is quoting you now! He has ripped off your dessicated coconut description of the PM in his latest interview.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I know! I heard the bastard on ABC radio!
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Probably to keep with the latest from Chato.
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