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I prefer the story of Frankie and Johnny.

Science is like a drunk tottering down a dead end street thinking a pub will be around the corner.

You must be joking. He, like the rest of the ragtag ANZAC bunch, got their ass kicked by the Turks.

By fucking Muslims!

What a disgrace.

Did he invent the washing machine?

simpson was a hero and a legend... he risked his life for us fellow Australians... ur just a sad little fucker with no life who cant look up to a herp

multiple personality even ifn no ghost, fake Ricky. Leastaways old Doc Benway say that be the truthin. But thems pancakes that flip by themselves got Ricky hankerin fer a real hillbilly style chaw-down. Ricky'll jist eat most any thang, even if it be ghost tribulated. Howbout youns?

Its neither ghosts nor aliens. Its the voice of the over mind of the human species telling us that what science tells us, what science explains and justifies, is not quite right.

What is the good of science anyway? All that it has done is taken us to the brink of annihilation of the planet.

Science is the biggest hoax going around. Has done as much harm to humanity as chrisitianity.

Hate to break it to you Rick but your "big smack down" ain't doing a thing except piss everyone (including non-Muslims) off. Meanwhile... oops there goes another major financial institution in the USA!

But, I can tell you a thang or two 'bout Aliens.

We got a whole heap of illegal aliens here in Dixie. My boys is workin on a plan to round them up and git them back to thar mule-women south of the Rio Grande. God-fearing Christians we are, I reckon it's our duty to reunite even the lowest vermin living amungst us with thar familiy.

So, we all pitched in and bought Clyde's old catfish row boat and we're gonna stuff as many of them Aliens in that thar boat (ain't gonna charge them nothin neither) and set them sail back to Mexico.

Yup! When Muslims attack Yankees, Muslims world over is gonna suffer. That's the facts, boys and girls. Next time a bunch of sand-coons try to punch my Yankee step-brothers, We's gonna put a whole lot of smack-down on Saudi Arabia. Don't make no nevermind if Saudi Arabia got nothin to do with it - THEY'S ON THE LIST FOR THE BIG SMACK-DOWN.

Y'all heard it here first, boys and girls from Ricardovitz.

Some people believe that we are receiving messages from aliens. Perhaps they are actually ghosts.

The Ogre does what ogres can,
Deeds quite impossible for Man,
But one prize is beyond his reach,
The Ogre cannot master Speech.
About a subjugated plain,
Among its desperate and slain,
The Ogre stalks with hands on hips,
While drivel gushes from his lips.

--W.H. Auden

Bush, Blair and Howard ARE the fascists in our own countries

Remember if it wasn't for the trio of freedom fighters Bush, Blair and Howard we would be battling the islamofascists in our own countries.

God bless,

Patriot

Fundamentally, life is harsh and our species is brutal, but reason and fellow feeling can sometimes redeem us.

Do you? Does anyone... really?

Northern Virginia Voters Chime In washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/video/2008/09/11/VI2008091102914.html

Palin Links Iraq & 9/11 | McCain: Link Is 'Naive' voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/11/palin_endorses_idea_mccain_cal.html

It makes perfect sense to me. Can you tell me why the skies are darkening and the wind has picked up? Sometimes I write posts that I'm proud of. Sometimes I'm a Southern redneck and sometimes butterflies will fly away from a puddle and return to it a few seconds later.

And now this Alaskan blubber-head wants to go to war against Russia! What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

This here place is the resident of some CyberCycotic Communists. The CCC is what it is it is.

"I describe this as disturbing not because of the material but because of what this film showed of Peter Cook. I liked Ad Nauseam as an audio piece of work and was quite excited at the prospect of seeing this. However I found the experience of watching this just depressing. It's not funny and Peter Cook comes over as a very bitter character. In public Cook needed to be constantly mocking everything around him. I'm sure psychiatrists could spin a few theories as to why he was like this. He did actually visit a psychiatrist for many years the reason being, according to himself, that he had been putting on silly voices for so long he didn't know who he was. "

"To anyone who might be an old-time Pete and Dud fan, buying this video out of curiosity - please, be warned: this stuff burns."

nows i rememeber!

reflects the state of your footy team mate.

now all i have to do is remember my pasword in....

You can start adding categories and sections any time you like Tex! In other words start building the skeleton of the new site whenever you have time.

Pervis is going to add some things too. My only role will be to provide a skin and perhaps have a go at moving some of this crap into the new CMS.

an its only a dollar!

step right up, never needs ironing, free dick extension, its only a dollar, free brochure, free brochure

Ever been to Witchitaw Falls Texas? I done rode my motorsickle from Georgia ta Santa Fe NM and back some years 'go. Stopped over in Witchata Falls TX one cold 'n rainy night. Stayed at some dot-indian motel. Twern't nothin 'but roaches on thar bed and a pipe stickin into the tub fer bath water. That thar dot-indian at least wern't lyin 'bout there bein hot water, so's I could warm up a bit.

Anywhoo - some scumbag Texamexican or somethin done stole the footpegs off my motorsickle and I had to make me some footpegs from some pipe I found 'tween the drywall, till I could git me some new ones in Amorillo. I was madder than spit at them dot-indians, so I's did a burnout right by thar front door, smokin up that dot-injun's rat-hole of a lobby. Still madder than spit over it, cain't seem to git over that.

Anywhoo - Witchita Falls Texas is a dirty rotten stakn-hole of a town. Ugliest city 'tween Clayton and Santa Fe....cept maybe Jackson Mississippi. Thar's some real ugliness.

We been around over 7 years on the web...20 years on paper...

At the moment we are having a quiet time before we upgrade.

Might as well spell it right...

Y'all done screwed the pooch. Turned a ordinary slow movin, do nothin, nobody gived a nevermind website into a dead-as-dick-livers graveyard.

If'n you cain't by no n*g*e*s any more, who's gonna work my land? That's what 20 young'uns are fer. Dumb 'ol city slickers don't know nothin!

Three children are plenty. Why try to have twenty? Equilateral, Isoceles, Hypotenuse. These are great names you have got to use.

Nuff said - she's my sweetie!

Kill them - make them die - horribly! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

I don't care if she is a god-botherer, moose-shooter, or bull shit artist. The reason I wouldn't vote for her is because she named her son 'Trig'.

What sort of fuckwit name is that?

Maybe she thought she got fucked by Pythagoras?

Lets get it over with: Putin vs Bush, one -on-one karate match, no holds barred... mmm, I'm feeling better already.

Order some brain food Ricky.

Yep, me again, but for a good reason:

"She does know about international relations because she is right up there in Alaska, right next door to Russia." –FOX News Channel's Steve Doocy, gushing over Palin's qualifications, to which Jon Stewart quipped, "When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa."

This is why I love Xenox News! The facts, son, just the facts! But I'll bet you a dollar to a shekel that American voters (15% of the population? 20% 25%, tops?) will vote for the McPain/Stalin ticket. And not only will THEY be fucked, so will WE!

Palin makes Bush like an idiot... oh, wait...

Some call Sarah Palin
A sweet and comely wench
But if you vote against her
She'll bash you with a wrench!

Next stanza, please...

Ricky, I strongly advise you to order a mess of brain food - with or without extra parasite burning chilli.

Anarychists is heathens
They's gonto hell
Burnt crisp by the Devil
what a wonderful smell.

Them Anarchyists is smack hustlers,
Tain't nothin but meth huffers, glue sniffers and glycol sippers
Them Anarchyists stank of rottin flesh and shatted-up drawers,
Just a bunch of no-good drug guzzlers.

All dead-beat Tenants is Anarchyists
They's good fer nothin.
Dern't work no job, dern't pay no rent, cain't count on the law to help you snuff-em.
So's I got me two mountain-queers
that'll keep Anarchyist Tenants payin,
Cuz if'nt that Tenant gets debt-wize with me
thems two will git that heathen prayin......or thar's gonna be some slayin.

at thar 'lill cantina tonight?

How 'bout some Mexi-fried okra, some somkin wet-back chilli and a 'lill seneorita-hell sauce.

We have suitable measures in place. I don't know what these measure are, nor whether they actually exist, however we believe in good responsible governance and will review the situation on an ongoing basis.

The rhytmn of the wirds stirs my soul.

this is the hole dang truthin 'bout Palin. Born in Idaho, Palin moved to Alaska with her high school boyfriend to save some money and buy her fancy boy a plot of land. Her old boy thinking a stinky butt-hole opens the trapdoor to a better place of prosperity.
Four years later when she was more than 3 months old, she gits on the Wasilla City Council, guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol. Palin is considered a rising star in the beautiful Appalachian Mountains - God's Country - but with a big old hole blowed in it's butt.
Good hard work is all you folks need to git yerself Down's syndrome fer free I reckn. That thar fake Ricky, he'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than join the Wasilla state championship girls' basketball team as a cunt-lick.