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Tzippi for Israeli PM? The Horny Voter says yes!

Hizbollah-Israel war 1

Hizbollah-Israel war 2

Exsqueeze me, Pat, but John Howard is no longer PM. Unless you mean Post Mortem?

Is it OK to cum over Ms Livini?

Under no cirCUMstances would i ever consider sprogging over anyone's body "for Economic Development and Tourism". I would need a much better reason than that!

It jes' don't matta me no nevermine, but that thar fake Ricky, he'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than stan on the groun and tell yer the truth. Ifn yer don git yerself straighten up, yer goin deerect ter Heyll fake Ricky. That Dr Combination Fried Rice she's jes a white Lizzy bitch wif a nigra mask on her ugly puss.

It's true! There's been no terrorist attacks in my neck of the woods since I received my John Howard PM security fridge magnet! Praise Jesus!

Sorry! All booked up. Try my mate Lou Cipher.

The majority of people support the efforts of the Bush government protecting us from terror. The proof is in the pudding: no more terrorist attacks since 9/11.

The real worry for the people of America (and the world) is what Obama will do if he becomes President. His willingness to talk to Islamofascists like Iran's President Madmanahmed does not bode well.

God bless,

Patriot.

You Australiens need some straight talkin. Yer country is bein overrun with aborigionees and muslims, and y'alls content with huffing glue, licking brake fluid, slurpin drano, chewin oil-tar and injectin diesel fuel oil.

Why dern't y'all just place yer heads on a cement curb and beg some lead-foot to curb-stomp it for you? Why do y'all slow-cook yer brains on flth and poison?

Yer only salvation will be in Jesus Christ. Other than seekin salvation, you need to seek out a curb-stomp.

Do you mean we should ignore him or we should publicise him?

The Bush/Cheney administration should be brought to trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, not to mention treason... but they won't be... At least, not in the USA and not by American authorities.

Captain, your clear expositions always put us on the right track. How we lived before, I just don't know.

Beggin yours?

Just thought you people might need to know that.

Ricky, this has been a distressing time for all of us. I include all the fake Rickys. I am a real doctor Ricky. You have seen me. I use real scalpels to cut into real living brains. I help people become what society wants them to be Ricky. I did not invent Recreational Psychiatry(TM) without a powerfully optimistic vision of a Utopia where individuals do exactly what is expected of them. One of these days the fake Ricky personalities will leave you to live your life in medicated peace in Woodridge Psychiatric - one of my favourite experimental psychiatric hospitals. Remember this Ricky - total obedience is the only way we can know that a patient has gotten well...

See, now I know that Benway ain't no doctor. I don't call him doc nor doctor. I call him Mr. Benway. Because he ain't no doctor.

Benway don't know no nevermind about brain surgery or icepick lobotomies. He cain't tell ya what a little caster bean can do fer ya. He don't know nothin 'bout root-medicine. Cause he ain't no doctor.

Benway ain't nothin. And Ricardovitz with a line ain't nothin neither - just the Tenant, cause ain't no one wants to be a tenant.

The tenant couln't stand it no longer - needed to be more like me - a proud land owner. But he ain't. And Cain't, no matter what he ain't to be trusted. Nosiree.

I just pay no mind to what the other Ricky's do - 'cause theys ain't real Rickys. Guess yer kin put a purty dress on yer pig but Wifey is still jest a pig. Bet y'all gol dang hoppin' 'roun like ants on a hot skillet 'bout that! Anyway's - God bless old Doc Benway. He still comes ter see Ricky when he's uglier than death eatin' crackers.

"Believers" need some "higher authority" to give them a sense of purpose because they have none of their own.

And, that's what I'm gonna do in two weeks. Bag me a buck.

sort of... Is that the right answer?

is the freedom to discipline ourselves

Too many times!

Why will there be a "total collapse of public
infrastructure. Total collapse of medical care
systems. All public pension plans, Social Security
will collapse. All corporate pension plans will
collapse."

Dis is gr8

Lets not even talk about bugs bunny!

Howard may be a drone but how many times did he get elected to run our country?????

Is that howard commming out of someones ares? What a tiger.

Bring Howard back I sez.

Whadda ya mean there is no santa?!

"At least Ricky ain't no homersexyul prevert puttin paint on mah lips n face, chasin after ugly old sexully retarded men."

U kan say that again.

The pope with a pretzel. What a tiger!

Ain't a dern person give no nevermind 'bout Ravi or Conrad. Both of um could be squirtin blood from noses, their eye sockets, their fecal holes, and what ever other holes they got. NO ONE CARES!!!!

Unless they's gonna spontaneously combust, or turn into some kinda n*g*e* oompa lumpa, or do the nasty right here on Xenox News, all this jibber jabbern 'bout nothin is nothing but nothin. NOTHIN!!!

Like the comment stated above, these are real names but the comments are *NOT* made by those people. It was meant as a stupid inside joke.

The comments in question should be removed.

with Aborigionee mixed in. Lord, I gotta wonder what that'd look like!

What would you call somethin like that? A Jewborigionee? AboriJewnee? If it's a gal, why not put up some nekid pictures so we can see what it looks like. If'm Ravi is boy - we don't need to see no nekid pictures of that kind of ugliness.

...looks like it is upto no good.

Dublin pevert.

Your Lord can turn a man inside-out - yet he be still alive and hurting very terribly. Come to me, my children. Adore Your Lord. I have a bag of lollies...

cha hollerin' bout Ricky? Yer ain't me. I prolly took the late train and came in on the caboose but Ricky sures can tell redneck from some kind of n*g*e*-code or Ayrabic. Ricky's brain be a bit smaller now buts it be fully accessorized! Yer kin know these things when yer gits t'bein a ward of the nanny-state 'n gits yer brain fixed. What'd Ricky jist say? He's nutty as a squirrel's breakfast!

Bunnch of crazy Injuns and Shackistanians.

He's from Dixie, but his daddy's from Yankee Land. I don't reckon I quite know what that makes him. But we all know this: George Bush is a wet-back lovin give-yer-country away liberal. And, that ain't the good "Aussie" Liberal - that's the bad "USA" Liberal kind.

Any Texan knows better than to give away our land to wetbacks. They can come over here to work for nickles, but when the day's up they gotta git back on that thar Mexibus and go back to ware they come from.

He's a smart fella. Smart like a slippery wet fox, that is. Y'all think he's some poor warshed up moonshine suckin dawg spittin and spattin 'bout this nor that.

But, he ain't, I tell you. He's been runnin amuck in Yankee Land. I flushed him out. And, that ain't all. Yep, I reckon there's much much more to know 'bout this here fella Max Gross.

"Pluck me whilst I blush"

Was Jim's missus having a bit on the side?

Worth another read in the light of five fucken years plus of the Shrub's Iraq/Afghan catastrofuck

Yeah, managed "A Portrait of the Artist..." alright, but fucken "Finnian's Wake" ? Fuuuuck! My headv still fucken hurts!

Max Gross is the only one who makes any fucken sense on this site! Fuck! I wou;dnt even bother visiting XN otherwise

Yer airplane, cos yer'll get busier than a bee in a tar bucket ter not get busted all to hell and back. Some holes is good - Ricky gits hankerin fer thems stinky butt-holes when he gits nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival.

Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
2. There is no Santa Claus.
3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
5. They are both true criminals.
6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
13. Denial is not a river.
14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

The last time I surssurhummed it hurt like hell and the rash hung around for weeks!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
2. There is no Santa Claus.
3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
5. They are both true criminals.
6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
13. Denial is not a river.
14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

Fuck the what?!