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Cuz, them Irish Ginnis is gonna run yer lil island soon enough, boy.
Digger,
Cranbourne
Yer gonna think of me and say "God Bless Ricky - He Was Right....Oh, thar ain't no God 'round here....just SATAN, and he's whoopin my soul with a read hot Wasp Injection Knife.
Gunna hop in me boat and spear me a sperm one,
And cook up a gobful
Luv ya me hearties
If it can't flap it can't fly
My third eye can piss as well
Hey titties were Gods gift to pullovers
A hand up her crack smells worse than in her bush
If you squeeze it like taffy it'll do no damn good
How you reckon them purple Afghanistiggers got all purple like? Well, I'll tell you - it's 'cuz they's been huffin, snortin, injectin, and drinkin opium flowers. That's right, boys and girls, Afghanistiggers drink opium flowers, thus why they's all purple like.
If yer a Tenant, you ain't no good.
Doctors is only worth a damn if they's been huff'n ether - otherwise they ain't worth a one-eyed toothless, liquored up whore.
RICARDOVITZ FOR PRIME MINISTER IN 2010.
Each of mine's got a special purposes. I got one each fer:
Tree varmints 'n rabbits
Bears
Deer
Fox
Bobcats
Tenants
Yankees
And a special one fer other undesireable trespass'n and burglarin pests that come in thar dark skinned variety. I call it my JC Chacer.
Dern't let them DemoSocilists find out about all that killin - they's gonna threaten to ban them machines.
I'm inventin the "Obaminator" - any advice that y'all Anarchyists have fer me might be appreciated.
Yessiree, boys and girls - fires off them real man-killer bullets .308. Could bag a 12 point buck with that too.
When I git me 'nuf money fer that PTR-91, I'm gonna dress her all up like a prom-queen. I figure I need a night-vision scope, a laser, a forward grip, a heap of magazines, a bayonett, git it perrtied up in camo-colors.
I'm gonna name her the "OBAMINATOR".
FREE SCHAPELLE! FREE THE POOR WHITE WOMAN FROM THE SWARTHY BARBARIC HORDE!
Why did John McCain make his final argument against Obama... coal?
That's his closing argument? William Ayers, Rev. Wright, spreading the wealth, Born Alive, meeting dictators without preconditions, etc. all have to take a back seat so that McCain can go to Colorado and New Mexico to talk about coal? Does this more or less explain why he's going to get his clock cleaned Tuesday?
Yep, a rebel flag 'd look real perty. Cain't wait to git it.
Yeh, I do.
Know any good ones sir?
Yours in a stiff&sticky mess,
Herr Fuckyouruncle
And I mean 'real' big ;)
It would be so nice to get into a tent with you after a long day battling against the yankee hordes with you rebel boys. We could do some mud wrassling and some rodeo riding - bareback style!
I bags being your horse, you can ride me any damn way you want.
Luv,
Nancy Pants Southern Boy