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I reckon you, bein the Tenant and all, might want to see what all I got in store fer ya.

This here Palin lady, she's a fine lookin lady! 'less you's some kinda man-lover, yer cain't deny that.

I can't wait for Russia to rebuild its old missile base in Cuba. I'm sure Bush will see no threat in that!

I'm clean, boy! Don't never even drink no licker. Some beer now and then, that's all. I reckon thar's a few wooop chicken's 'round here, but not 'round us God fearin folks, like me. We dern't have no time fer such foolishness.

a question. Kin yer guess whut Ricky thinks bout when thinkin bout somethin? Ricky thinks "METH" when he thinks bout soMETHin. When yer smokin or 'jectin Meth yer don't never get the oppertunity ter be normal like most folks. Gits sum dog-humping 'n goat-sperm-lapping dreams while feelin justified to commit genocide on stink-hole lickin boys.

Anarchyists is so scared of thar gooberment, even here in cyberland, that they give y'all a half-page warnin 'bout Yankee copyright laws.

Anarchyists + Meth = Gooberment Stooges

Long awaited upgrade to happen

I hope not. There are skeletons all over this place! What has happened?

A bloody skeleton covered with cobwebs! Is that poor dead Max? Gave me the shock of my flaming life!

Ricky's life story right there! I wuz jist busted all to Hell and back 'til I jist got madder'n a rooster in a goddamn empty hen house.

growed up and moved to Alaska with her high school cunt-lick, Todd Palin in 1988 to save money on spensive weddin. She helped out in her family commercial butt-trawlin business and appeared occasionally as a mud-stick - ain't goin nowwhere and likely ain't much good at much farmin neither. Like my Daddy says - gotta take the good with the extra heads on your tribulated spawn - cut them off? Sometimes the damage is down deeper where decent folk can't see it. Best to burn those degraded things to fine ash. Never did we commence the bloodshed against Afghani sand dwellers! They attacked our kin-folk up in Wasilla, just outside of Anchorage. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a porta-potty at a peanut festival.
That thar evil sombitch do the dirt on Max and Doctor Benway - old Doc Benway, he's a saint I reckn. He seed Ricky when he's derranged an gettin his brain cut out. Leastways most of it. Ricky once had dern near everythang a man could ever want! And, what do you do with it. Or mebbe one of his Muslamic mates done did it. How is it that a naf-nigra from Alaska gets all tangled up with politics anyways? Ain't got that all figured out yet. Yer needs mo information, jist ast Ricky.

Your illiteracy proves that you can’t comprehend world politics. Show a little class when you’re posting on a public board. LOSER!

Abominably ignorant lefty claptrap. The fact that the chattering classes of old Europe and the 'new' Australia of Kevin Rudd actively support tyrants like Putin and Iranian strongman Madmanahmed instantly dismisses them from rational discussion on what needs to be done to further freedom and prosperity in our world. Yet clowns like Monsveneris, Max Gross, and Chomsky continue to peddle their anti-American bile. The history of the last few years demonstrate that the 5th column of these 'intellectuals' has undermined human rights all around the world. Their half-baked analysis has supported enemies of reason in Afghanistan, Iraq, and now Russia. Hopefully the election of war hero John McCain as president of the Untied States will show these naysayers and closet communists that free people are uncowed by tyrants and Islamofascism.

God bless,

Patriot

She dern't look like no Richie Cunningham's li'll siss. Nosiree, she don't.

That Sarah Palin ain't none other than Mary-Ann from Gilligan's Island. I sure'd like to see her squeezed into them cut-off, hiked-up, jeans shorts. Now, see what y'all dern devil worshipin, niggro lovin, drug-guzzlin, hippy-freaks done made me do. I'm blasphamin a nice gall like Sarah Palin, and that ain't right.

Now, me givin you a pictuer of that fine lady's nekidness is a sin, and she ain't no sinner. She ain't given it up fer no flim-flam playboy man.

Now, I ain't no good at picture-shopping, but maybe one of you fellas can picture-shop some nekid parts onto her. Probably would condemn you to hell fer doin it, but y'all is already gonna be the Devil's best buddies when y'all is dead.

New quotes?

The Bible was written in Greek so maybe they will find some of my writing.

"The square root of both my knackers is longer than anyone elses pecker."

you whut. Thet thar dawg don't hunt. Mah pig Wifey's shure more purty than some haf-bred nigra. Tho' she ain't in any old NRA. Don't yer go tellin' old Doc Benway, but Ricky's gettin a dern pow'ful hankerin' ter bludgeon someone to death.

They say Mohamed was a killer and Jesus was a lover... so now we know!

cross-eyed (probably knock-kneed too). You sure she isnt from a bit further down south!

Richies sister from Happy Days.

All grown up.

Gotta picture of her from the shoulders down Ricky?

Ohhh! I love a bit of Faith.

Faith Adams that is.

Patriot, if you stop popping crazy pills, you would realize that Al Gore and Gore Vidal have different bodies, as well as different names.

Surely you don't mean that windbag Al Gore? The man who "invented the internet"? Who preaches to save energy while his mansion blazes with lights 24 hours a day? The man who would have us surrender to terror and Islamofascisim?

Max, you're mint, mate! Mint!

Lest we forget the Lying Rodent

I dern't know where y'all git yer news from, but that picture of Michelle Obma spout'n off 'bout how whe hates America don't have nothin to do with computers, software and whatnot.

It's a rotten job, but somebody has got to do it.

setting it up

I know what a laundromat is, so just find out what doppling is, or that which gets doppled. They seem to hide inside the green zone. I thought maybe it was meant to be "diplomat" but that is too boring to believe.

What is a doplomat?

Which world war are we up to now?

Please, what is a "doplomat'?

Can you imagine! A US President with an intellect!

I like Gore Vidal. It's a shame that he is so bent. Not sure he is poking anything these days.

Anywhere near Penny Lane?

I make it my business to only fuck those whose business is to be fucking me.

Thank you.

when the promise he made will turn out to be aturd stained dollar bill...
i'm sure shit scared there be a n*g*e* in the white house...cuts all the way to my philosophers stone cold heart...i long ago gave up my belief in race; but genetics? I know that holds true.

I met Barak Sr. in a school right after watching a n*g*e*-movie called Black Orifice. Well, that old coon got me pregnant and we had to git married and moved to Hawiaii cuz my white parents wanted to string me up and that big old black coon too. So, I lived with Barak for a right long enough time, gave birth to my half-breed child that was ugly as a mud-stick. No one wanted nothin to do with me and my Coon-man or my mud child. Then I done fund out that my Coon-man had an agenda: to return to his home country and live like a genuine jungle bunny. He wanted to take me and his mud-children with him. But then, as I was 'bout to step on that aeroplane, he sprung on me that he had a wife from a previous marriage there - a real knappy-headed monkey woman. That's when I got my ax out of my lizzard purse and swung it at his knappy head. He said somethin like "white-girl, WHAT YOU gurugurugurugur...." as that ax of mine swung 'cross his throat and than down upon his knappy head. Well, that was that. The rest is history - my mud-baby duped all them white folks into being their next president. I taught him real good, I did. Yep. Yessiree I did.

jist been nutty as a squirrel's breakfast. Old Doc Benway tellin me 'til enough bad brain gits chawed out - some fake Ricky will keep hollerin' bout tenants 'n screwin pigs - stuff like that. Ya' make yer bed, yer gonna' lie in it. Too much suckin on moonshine, glycol, and cheap meths jist turned Ricky inta sum gall-darn idjit. You fake sumbitch! Enuff is enuff already, fake Rickys. Yer jist trapped in the substance abuse clinic with all us other Rickys.

For Rick and anyone else out there with short-term memory loss:

Croydon, this may come as a shock to one as gentle and trusting as you seem to be, but not all unpleasant events can be turned off by using the remote.

For those few remaining feeble-minded flag-waving fools either suffering from short-term memory loss or severe Amerikkkonism:

If you don't like what's on the radio then change the channel.

Then again I'd fuck anything...

That moves...


or doesn't...


Yours drippping with horny honey dew,

Hairy Fuckeduncle

Ricky don't you think that a rump-punching Satanist for president creates some kind of logical dissonance or conflict with the fundamentalist Christians of the USA? Aussies got rid of their own little Satanist, but the USA sheeple just bleat. What is wrong with you lot? Too much radiation from your atomic tests?

He ain't from 'round here. His daddy is Yankee thru and thru. But, that don't make no nevermind - he ain't a bad President fer a Yankee.

Thar dumbist, stupidist, limp-dick of a president we ever done had was Jimmy Carter, and he was born and bred in Georgia. Well, South Georgia, that is - he ain't from North Georgia. Thar's a difference. Still, he's a big disgrace.

Ah, yes - The Niebelung. Das Niebelungun geschnitzen von geblitzen. How true those words still are! Fritz is right once again. Let that be a lesson to you all.

Bush can barely read (his scripts) or write (seeking permission to take a leak during a UN session). I guess he comes from the land of cotton?

certified... imbeciles!

Definitely a certified imbecile