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Bullshit b'wana! Those books are all wrong and you're fucken all right, don't sweat it. Let's have some more of that good old peyote chicken, brother!

Democracy in the USA? They're still still working on it! There are other democracies that are doing a hellova fucken lot better than this shit under the Texas deranger!

Its fucken hilarious the Yanks are accusing the Ruskis of going after "regime change' in Georgia! Meanwhile, the Bushies are all over the fucken middle east not to mention threatening to nuke Iran! FUUUUUUCK!!!

Your expos'e of the facts were brilliant, it's a great pity, with have a country like Australia with a media that are all 'suck steel wool' who treat the public like mushroom's and bombard you with the bullshit that insulting to any garbologist.

Don't hold your breath waiting for the vegetable folk to revolt and start pickling the testicles of the exalted ones. As long as the veggies can get their sport spectaculars, and the weeping billionaires get coddled by the best politicians that money can buy - all is well with the world.

Max you are a living treasure!

I see my article is quite a hit with the readers of XenoxNews. Seems they much prefer the truth than the febrile imaginings of a hillbilly from Georgia.

Abdul,

Tehran

...that I'd fuck a hole in the ground with a bit of grass around it. When it comes to sex I am a maniac. But for Pauline my pecker is droopy like an Englishman after a day in the Rangoon sun.

Maybe its because she looks like my mother?

Yours in need of v!agra,

hairy Fucknuckle

She has good legs - and dances too! Fish and chips is okay. Better than the multicultural cakes with dried faeces sprinkled on top like they ate in the UK recently.

A good woman that Pauline is.

Obama will sign off on their immunity as soon as he has his black ass in the Whitehouse.

And all real Aussies love Pauline...

Crucified by the PC lefties for daring to stand up for real Australians.

Pauline you lit the fire of freedom for Aussies! Long may it burn.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Perhaps in his dotage, a-la Pinochet, Howard and his mentors in the Bush Regime will get the pointy end of the justice stick that they so richly deserve...

I'll have minimum chips, two pieces of flake, and a savaloy in batter please. Oh, and some pickled onions, ta, love!

Eye of the mind makes a movie.

No, I was talking about unlocking the green energy of John Howard's arse!

Longfellow is talking about the article dimwit.

Cryptic, you say? Chopping up a fellow bus traveller and chomping on some bits of his flesh is cryptic? There is nothing cryptic about that performance, my dear Longfellow. No, that act was eloquent in its portrayal of what the horror of modern living is all about. The Captain has expressed the awful truth in his latest essay. Ricky in his clumsy way has also admitted to feeling those same ravening urges.

'cept that Kanada is a Kommunist Kuntry. Ain't nothin but a bunch of bums and yeller-bellied hippies hiding out from the American Draft Board. Bunch of dope-huffin, drug-guzzlin, oil-tar chewin, Klondykes.

Is the USofA rotting from inside and breakin out in total Anarchy. That 'ol boy ain't gonna do too well if that happens.

Is this about that guy in Canada who chopped someone's head off on a bus and ate bits of him? Cryptic, monsieur, cryptic.

Maybe, Rick, maybe, but Osama is still out there while you Americains quake in your boots, chase your own tails and destroy your own democracy at home. He doesn't need to do anything now but sit back and watch the USA rot from the inside out. Mission accomplished!

kin give ya a hankerin fer to jist chop up the nearest body and gits sumthun raw 'n fresh betwixt yer frunt teeth. Buts only ifn yer takin a bus trip in Canada.

Thank you Captain, for warning us about the awful future that is being designed for us all.

I like the smell of a Dutch Oven

So where are they then

What a bunch of nothin - everyone knows that fresh-made chewy cookies is better than those store-bought, pirate cookies.

I'm a tellin you, y'all need to git out of Australia right now, cuz thar sun is burnin yer brains. Must be thar ain't no ozoone over Australia or sumptin like that.

to be accepted into any group of fellas that I might be acquainted with.....'less you're colored or some other kind of undesireable. Anywhoo, you really need to git with the Dixie Program, cuz the Dixie Program is commin to Australia.

blue gums flappin 300 miles an hour. blablablalbalbalbalba - at half the speed of sound. Ubonicks about Economics. Moonbattery with Flattery. A lot of nothin 'bout nothin. Milk with mouse-crap stirred in it. Moonbat white momma and n*g*e*-dark Muslim daddy = nutty black soci@list that talks like a silver tounged snake lawyer.

A lot of folk reckon Obama is the great non-white hope of US politics but it is clear he is just a darker shade of pale Texan crude.

I wouldn't want to join any organisation that would have someone like you for a member!

Are you a real Dixie? Or some kinda Jew York Yankee transplant? Well, if yer from 'round here then you gotta be alright. Cain't be from Texas without guns, though. Whatcha shootin?

I reckon some fella at Xenox news hinted 'round that Tzipi-the-pinhead might be somethin to yap about. But, y'all didn't fill in all the details. Looks like we's gonna have a new leader in charge of the Yankees. I bet old Tzipi will do quarter-squats fer ya if you stack up enough quarters on the table fer her.

The "real" Ricardovitz don't have no lines under the name. Ain't got no homosexual green skull neither. I ain't gonna register with a bunch of meth-crazed, wacked-out, old as ma gramma's shrivled up titties, Anarchists. Might as well play Russian Roulette with my semi-auto Colt 45 - Guaranteed to win every time!!!

ain't Ricky. He nothin 'ceptin a derranged, butt-sniffin, preverted, fake Ricky. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a rooster in a empty hen house. Jes' don't matta me no nevermine that dern fool Aussies lose their money in any ol bank crash. Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Aussie butt-wipe fer billionaires.

you is talkin like yer all lickered-up. You don't know no nevermind 'bout nothin.

We need to kill all them Muslims, Islams, Ayrabs, and such. They don't know nothin 'bout borders and countries. They live in a boundless deesert, romin 'round on camals lookin for sand bugs and water. Thar brains is all sun-fried and rotted out from drankin camal urin. Camal urin ain't no good fer you! Makes you crazier than a shit-monkey stuck on a Kanadian iceberb.

Anywhoo, thar ain't no nazis here in Dixie. Them nazis all moved to the deep, deep south - South America, that is. Them Aryans done mixed up thar blood with spicks and slant-eyed injuns. Now, the former German Nazi's kids look like a bunch of ugly mongrols. They got mongoloid faces with blond hair and squat noses. Look like some kind of blond-ape beasts. It's all mangled up beyond recognition down thar. Nothin but pure ugliness. Shocking it is, just shocking.

I got me some friends with big fancy houses with big fancy mortgqges. Now them houses ain't worth a dern, and only a dumb old fool will fancy money fer a house that ain't worth nothin.

Yep, they's gonna become tenants and give them big fancy houses back to thar bank. Don't reckon I know what all them foreign banks gonna do with a bunch of empty houses. Guess they could rent them out to Mexican Meth Makers. Them Mexicans will shove a whole mexican village inside one of them big fancy houses. Thar little ones tend to the chickens, the women folk mix up the meth and the men folk git the supplies and sell the stuff to all them toothless meth addicts.

Just tryin' to help y'all out. You can thank me later.

Now it seems the woman in question has tried to top herself.

"All the news fit to print."

Curious Matilda, it probably involves "hangering" lots of paper. Trying to do wallpapering one-handed perhaps. Not an easy task! There is a slight suggestion of "hangering" bank-managers too. He is so bad!

I believe you have it the wrong way around...

it is given them life.

Yours in crazy horniness,
Hairy Fucknuckle

get a life

What does a "paper hangering party' involve?

Ricky's jist a lyin jackass? Keep this tween you and me folks. Whens Aussies needs their funds most theys'll jist look like theys been suckin' on a lemon and be hankerin fer to be funeralizin' thems bank managers. I tell you whut - y'all be busier'n a one-armed man at a paper hangering party.

All the politicians, media drones and media "economists" say we are all as safe as banks - or did they say as safe as the Titanic? The Establishment is really shearing the sheeple in the United States!

Family Man, Xenoxnews is actually "Limp Porn" because nobody is getting hard from any it.

Howard may be "gone" but until his complicity in US war crimes is brought before the ICC Australia is not quite out of Fangorn.

Yes: Bush's Amrica is "just a bunch of frickin Nazi's. "

If only the Democrats and Congress had the testicular fortitude to bring Bush, Cheney etc to trial over their many criminal activities. Alas, America is no defender of truth or justice, after all.

If I wanted soft porn I wouldn't be visiting Xenox News!

What I want to know is how come Americans let these crooks get away with it? Isn't the USA meant to be the good guys? In my book, good guys don't go invading other countries and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent bystanders just to pad the bank accounts of corporate cronies!

PM? Does it mean Parasitic Malignancy? Or perhaps Putrid Morbidiity? How about Paralytic Monstrosity?
Just trying to help here.