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Ain't no reason to keep Gitmo open. Here's Ricky's plan fer closing gitmo:

1. Dig a trench 7'x6'x600'

2. Line up every last Muslim or Ayrab, or whatever that ain't an American, 'long that trench.

3. Tell all them Ayrabs to face west and start pray'n to Allah.

4. Then start spray'n them with lead. Be kind - try to give 'em head shots so thar ain't too much sufferin.

5. Fill in the trench.

6. Sell off the Gitmo land to a Timeshare resort, and all them rottin Ayrabs will green up the first and second holes of a world-class golf course fer a real long time.

This topic has always stirred the masses into frenzies of apathy. It may or may not be wise to brethe life or death into it.

Digger, I didn't know you were supporting the lifestyles of other useless creatures. I had you pegged as a silly old drone! How do I get on your welfare list? (I don't see why I should miss out.)

You would think the latte-sippers would be happy. They got rid of the greatest PM Australia has ever had, and replaced with an anemic PC twerp who has already blown the massive budget surplus PM Howard left him. And now you have Obama, the hope of a generation of lefty losers, and who is a dyed in the wool soc-ialist.

But still, you whine and complain that it is not enough!

Well how about trying something different instead of moaning about the government all the time? Get off your arse and get a real job so that decent hard working blokes like me don't have to pay so much tax to support your public-purse subsidised lifestyle!

Digger,
Cranbourne

Her scent was like my cock...red raw.
Put an electrode on her clit and a rocket up my arse.
French fillies frolic fully frilled.

It seems the story of that pevert Churchill is finally gaining wider knowledge.

Abdul,
Tehran

I just dern't like folks blasphaming this here news worthy site.

Don't tell me Ricardovitz is a poof too;

So, nobody gives no never mind about nothin you got to say you foul-mouthed heathen.

Kicked you and yer King George's ass back to that 'lil island of yers. Hope y'all like all them Ginnis tellin y'all this and that to do.

Cuz, them Irish Ginnis is gonna run yer lil island soon enough, boy.

Ask Pete.

So....what really happened in Bosasso?

IF YOU ASK ME THIS SITE IS FUCKED

Keep your clap-infested pirates, I want a real ship like that one. I will need a competent crew - no politicians or media economists allowed!

Which banks?

Better run on down to yer Aussie Bank and git that $1.27 you've got left. Soon, you ain't gonna have that neither.

It's not PM Howard who is digging Aussies into debt. It is the darling of you latte-sippers Kruddy! It has taken him less than a year to blow all the money Howard and Costello saved in 10 years.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Oh fuck me again my angel! I wanna have another one of those divine roots!

Any of y'all who think impersonatin Jesus Christ or the Lord Almighty fer chuckles is gonna be hornet food come Judgment Day.

Yer gonna think of me and say "God Bless Ricky - He Was Right....Oh, thar ain't no God 'round here....just SATAN, and he's whoopin my soul with a read hot Wasp Injection Knife.

Ricky - The Rapture - it's over. You have been left behind. Along with John Howard, Alan Jones, Dubya, Tony Blair, The Pope, and a huge supporting cast. A miss is as good as a mile. Saddam is our honoured guest - he saw the light just in time.

Eno - Apollo

Will put a pile of hurtin on some dumb old whale. Fill it's belly up like a big-old balloon.

Be sure to watch the Howard Years doco on ABC1 Monday night, 17 November. It is sure to be a laugh watching those ex-govt hack rip into each other. BYO beer, buckets and box of kleenex tissues

Keep eating your big bowls of steaming blubber, block-up your butt, and before you know it - you have a career in the John Howard Memorial Liberal Party!

YOU SAID IT, I READ IT, ITS ALL HAPPENING!

Blubber makes you constipated, dont you know that

There are about 50 million people in America that believe the "Apocalypse" will happen in their lifetime. These medieval nut jobs aren't just sitting around waiting for "the Rapture" (when their mythical "Jesus" will spirit them off to heaven), they are actively working against democratic progress, domestic and global. Right, Rick?

I wants me some whale blubber,
Gunna hop in me boat and spear me a sperm one,
And cook up a gobful

Luv ya me hearties

It ain't rocket surgery.

Thou knowest well thy strange craft dear fellow. Take care my gentle friend lest thou be consumed.

How about...

If it can't flap it can't fly
My third eye can piss as well
Hey titties were Gods gift to pullovers
A hand up her crack smells worse than in her bush
If you squeeze it like taffy it'll do no damn good

in Afghanistan. Just look at 'em. THEY'S ALL PURPLE. Afghanistiggers look like somethin off of Willie's Wonker.

How you reckon them purple Afghanistiggers got all purple like? Well, I'll tell you - it's 'cuz they's been huffin, snortin, injectin, and drinkin opium flowers. That's right, boys and girls, Afghanistiggers drink opium flowers, thus why they's all purple like.

Yankees is stupider than a one-eyed goat with an ice-pick stuck in it's ear.

If yer a Tenant, you ain't no good.

Doctors is only worth a damn if they's been huff'n ether - otherwise they ain't worth a one-eyed toothless, liquored up whore.

RICARDOVITZ FOR PRIME MINISTER IN 2010.

'bout no guns. She's got hers 'n I got mine. I dern't like her guns none. Tain't good fer nothin but shooti'n horney old bobcats.

Each of mine's got a special purposes. I got one each fer:

Tree varmints 'n rabbits
Bears
Deer
Fox
Bobcats
Tenants
Yankees
And a special one fer other undesireable trespass'n and burglarin pests that come in thar dark skinned variety. I call it my JC Chacer.

fucking economists are full of more shit than your average politician. Privatise the lot of them and then they can tell us how their bullshit theories work in the 'real' world!

is good?

New wife Ricky? Wasn't Wifey the pig good enough? I suppose a firearm gives a bigger bang.

It's them gooberment controled vendin machines. And, a whole heap of other things like cars and such.

Dern't let them DemoSocilists find out about all that killin - they's gonna threaten to ban them machines.

I'm inventin the "Obaminator" - any advice that y'all Anarchyists have fer me might be appreciated.

Yep - Ain't nothing say 'GIT OUT OFF OF MY LAND'" better than a American copy of a German copy sof a Spanish Cetme.

Yessiree, boys and girls - fires off them real man-killer bullets .308. Could bag a 12 point buck with that too.

When I git me 'nuf money fer that PTR-91, I'm gonna dress her all up like a prom-queen. I figure I need a night-vision scope, a laser, a forward grip, a heap of magazines, a bayonett, git it perrtied up in camo-colors.

I'm gonna name her the "OBAMINATOR".

Now my brain hurts! Where do these imbecilic right-wing fucktoids come from?

I no longer care if she is guilty or not. Let her go. Enough already!

It's so unfair that a woman who happens to have 4 keys of cannabis in her bag is immediately assumed to be guilty. The Indonesian judges paid no heed to her defence of, "It wasn't mine, it must be someone else's." If Schapelle - poor, sweet, innocent, defenceless Schapelle - had only stood before an Australian judge, there's no way she wouldn't have been exonerated with compensation for false arrest.

FREE SCHAPELLE! FREE THE POOR WHITE WOMAN FROM THE SWARTHY BARBARIC HORDE!

The rotten old monster is still at it! He IS the problem! Boyer bloody lectures. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at the self-serving Murdoch puke. What is the difference between a nazi and a filthy rich, totally corrupt old Zionist?

Do you think that Obama is going to win because the Republicans have such a bad candidate?
Why did John McCain make his final argument against Obama... coal?
That's his closing argument? William Ayers, Rev. Wright, spreading the wealth, Born Alive, meeting dictators without preconditions, etc. all have to take a back seat so that McCain can go to Colorado and New Mexico to talk about coal? Does this more or less explain why he's going to get his clock cleaned Tuesday?

Hmm, looks old Clem Ricardovitz is talking to himself now

The Jews should have used one of those on Jesus.

How about one of them reverse guns - where the bullet shoots out the back?

I think I'll git one of them lazer-scratchers to cut me a Rebel Flag on thar handle.

Yep, a rebel flag 'd look real perty. Cain't wait to git it.

Praise the Lord!