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Angry dead man 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

Actually it was a typing error. 'Sweel' was meant to be 'keelhaul'; as in 'I say keelhaul them all!' You know, a bit of good old Pirate rogering. If you read the article the comment was made about that would make sense.

Now I must return to the bottomless depths. Bye for now.

Joel 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

Sweeling is sweeling bloke. There is no other word for it. And like a supernova the word is about to storm the literary world. (all thanks to Xenox News) It bodes well for us professional sweelers!

I think therefore I sweel.

LordyLordyLordy 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

@JoelJoel, I hope you are not saying 'to sweel' is 'to smoke'. For that would be just dreadful!

Joel 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

I would rather not come off as a smarty pants but may I proffer:

"I was sweeling on a joint when I heard the swish and clatter of King Carol going by."

Looney Les 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

How about I put them 2 words together. Like...
"I was blowing my joints smoke out like sweel when I heard the swish and clatter of King Carol as he went by."
Reckon that one works.

Val the Scrabble Kween 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

@JoelLet's see you on the other side of the board Joel.
You won't be feeling so 'sweel' when my tiles come down, that's for sure.

Aunty Moira 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

It seems fairly clear that sweel is both a noun and a verb.

Joel 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

Me thinks you may be projecting Va|. And that is ok. There is also nothing wrong with being outwardly emotional either. However we professional sweelers shan't be denied our rightful dispensation. Nor shall our credentials be waved off so trivially you scoundrel!

Val the Scrabble Kween 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

Let's get down to the brass tacks here. Sweel sounds like a Feel to me. Hence the empathetic reaction to hearing it. It is a flimsy replication of an already existing word. Nothing more than that!
Hence it should definitely have no place in the Scrabble pantheon. Indeed any one that dares use it should be ostracised like a kwyjibo in the wild!

Bob 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

Rubbish. We went out in the tinny on Sundy and caught a bag of em. Strange lookin things. Still not sure how to cook em so chucked em in the ice box.

First time Reader, long time W 3 years ago Sweel - The Word of the Day

I don't think Sweel is a 'thing'. It is not something that you can catch or eat.
No, it is more than a feeling. When I hear it, my pants rustle and my hands shake. My eyes open up wide, and there she is...
My sweeling good looking sheila.

I really am a dentist 3 years ago The Aussie national meathead breeding song

I had sweel for breakfast this morning.

Hemlock Harry 3 years ago The Aussie national meathead breeding song

I had the sweel flu. It wasn't great.

Joel 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

@PervisMaybe you should take up sweeling? I, for one, am looking into it as a career. Sweelin' Joel is who I will be known as henceforth. I am hoping that it proves to be lucrative. We, Jamie and I, are still researching what it is but anyone would have to agree that it sounds interesting. It is a good idea to get in early with things like this because before you know it everyone will be doing it.

Joel 3 years ago The Aussie national meathead breeding song

I don't know what sweel means but the sound of it appeals to me. If it is a thing I would like to apply for work as a sweeler. In fact I like the shape of the word so much that I would like to take it up as a career even if that is not a thing. Can someone please let me know what the pathways are for becoming a professional sweeler?

Pervis 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

I couldn't give a fuck. I just need a cigarette.

Tom Friedman's Coke roadie 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

Forget the tanks, the Ukies need balloons! Balloons for freedom!
Balloons for the horn!
Balloons to left us all far and away... for freedom...
Floating, effortlessly, always... for freedom.

Take that Putin!

FlimFlamMan 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

@Withheld ClassifiedIt's them damn bodily fluids son.

Withheld Classified 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

The situation could get sticky sir.

FlimFlamMan 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

@Withheld ClassifiedI hear it is one Chairman Xi's used condoms. Prepare for some 'white jam' if this balloon is popped.

Withheld Classified 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

Balloon discovered flying over the pentagon. Our powerful telescope indicates that it is Chinese. "Made in China" is clearly visible in the print outs sir. We have clear evidence. Suggest we arm the warheads.

LordyLordyLordy 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

What a town is Melbum! Naming laneways after dead junkies.
What's next? The George Pell Memorial Kindergarten?

Aunty Moira 3 years ago Xenox me this Doctor!

@Woozy in WoolongongTry eating organic oats for breakfast dear. And a half cup of greens twice per day for the thylakoids.

Woozy in Woolongong 3 years ago Xenox me this Doctor!

Maybe I should get this one too. I'm still all at sea.

Zebedee 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

Dear Mr Flam.

You are clearly an anti-Semite. Your hatred of God's chosen children taints your world view which make you irrelevant. Please crucify yourself this instant.

Zeb Zuckerberg
Rowland S Howard Lane,
St Kilda

FlimFlamMan 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

And now little shithole country Israel added their shit to stir. Not much hope left now for any 'peace'

Larry from Lodz 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

Oi Kenny! If we weren't behind your back you would have disappeared up your arse as soon as Putin popped off his pea shooter.
If the Krauts get Pomerania we get Lvov and Zhitomir and maybe we leave you a shack by the Dnieper. Capesh?

Ken from Kyev 3 years ago Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?

We gunna be driving up the Minsk-Moscow highway in our Leopards. And "thst mudget Putin" will be putting the shit in his pants.

As for Silesia&Pomerania, who cares? Poland is too big anyway.

Major Denmore 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

You could be dancing soon enough alright. Russian frigate Admiral Gorshkov armed with unstoppable 7000 mph hypersonic nuclear missiles is trolling off the US South/East Coast.

Ricardovitz 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

WHOOOHOO!!!! BRING ON THAR NUKES.....BRING ON THAR NUKES....The Southern Nations unite against nefarious, swarthy gun-grabb'n, back-stabb'n, ass-fornicat'n, cockroaches!!! I'm gonna dance a jig 'fore we dump a heap of Nuclear Big-Fatties on them Russian Commies!!! Yessiree, we's gonna have a good time tonight!!!

Major Denmore 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

It's all happening folks. German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock has formally announced to the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe (PACE) that Germany is at war with Russia.

In keeping with tradition the situation can now be officially referred to as WWIII

LordyLordyLordy 3 years ago What I've Just Done

Nay! It has left them forever...

Perhaps they have peered over that rim and dived headfirst into the 'lost world'.

Tough Love 3 years ago #AskBoxhead - Scallops

It is weird that so many people like to reveal that they have "Daddy issues" through their attraction to and alliance with any and all authoritarian posturing politicians.

Pathetic, whiney, snivelling conservatives churned out by the millions by unloving fathers.

FlimFlamMan 3 years ago #AskBoxhead - Scallops

@RicardovitzYes, I am not surprised you are a Dutton fan Ricky. Both of you have a mass of very dense matter for a brain, so it makes sense you two fuckwits would get along.

Ricardovitz 3 years ago #AskBoxhead - Scallops

Peter Dutton works fer me, Boxboy!!! He git a Confederate flag in that thar box 'o goodies I done sent 'm. Me 'n my best Aussie-Boy, Peety, we gonna make Australia Great Again. MAGA Down Under - Fair Dinkum, Southern Pride, 'n Justice fer them's who deserve it!!!

Guesty's Ghost 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Flagetlatiius FarctusOi! That's a ripper!

Flagetlatiius Farctus 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

Assuming that God or "The Big Void formally known as God" is female for my farewell I think I will just post this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GarvTZiESLU

Tex Lumbago 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Major DenmoreJust put it here:
https://www.xenoxnews.com/submitarticlexn

Observer From Afar 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

@Ken from KyevLike history repeating the Ruskiis will once more wipe out the fascist program single handedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WAgPs9To-8

Ken from Kyev 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

@Observer From AfarNow that the Germans have finally shown a spine there will be no stopping us. We will be driving their Leopards down the boulevards of Sevastopol by Easter!

Observer From Afar 3 years ago Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

@Ken from KyevXmas 2030?

ASPI Disinfo Specialist 3 years ago #AskBoxhead - Scallops

Do not believe. They took the gorgeous locks of Melissa George and fakily placed it on his noggin. Nonsense deception. Likely from Russia or China

Charley Horse 3 years ago #AskBoxhead - Scallops

Photo of Spud with long hair when he was in the Young Liberals. Has to be seen to be believed::
https://twitter.com/Your_Avg_Punter/status/1617724611516592129

Major Denmore 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

A letter? I have been preparing an email but I can see now how a suicide letter would carry more gravitas. What if I attached it as a PDF?

FlimFlamMan 3 years ago Surprise, Surprise! The Twitter Files

And now, nothing? Seems like the Twitter Files have fizzled out with no change...

LordyLordyLordy 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

[quote=Robin]Who did he address the letter to?
I don't fucking know. Just fucking sent it off didn't he. Probably to 'Arsehole, Seattle' or 'Bitch, Olympia' as far as we know

Robin 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Flagetlatiius FarctusWho did he address the letter to?

LordyLordyLordy 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Flagetlatiius FarctusWhat was Kurt's creative impulse then? Hit it up, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger?
Perhaps a 'performance' piece; putting your life's art on the line. Whatever the case he wasn't ashamed as he left a letter detailing his exploits and reasons why. A manuscript of reason and rhyme. Haiku style they say. At least on the bits that weren't stained with blood and tissue matter.

Flagetlatiius Farctus 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Poofy Jim, DarlinghurstAsk that Nirvana guy Kirk or whatever his name was.
When I was dead he told me poor sod.

Poofy Jim, Darlinghurst 3 years ago Mystic Distant Coldwire

@Flagetlatiius FarctusWhy be embarrassed by your creative output? I will never be.
The marvelous sculptures of pain and bacteria I create in the Pan I have molded with my hands. Everyone should be blessed by their appearance. Indeed you should all have one on your mantelpiece. Call it 'Turd a la Monde'
Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of in your creative impulses.