Spawn Of Satan

YUGO 03 July 2001 0 minutes read

OMFG - Checkthis out. A real live horned person. Must be Kennet's mum. ;-)

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Who the fuck wants to say: "Shit! Fuck! Cunt! D'ya fuck! Shit! Sick! Fuck-hole! Shit! Vomit! Cunt! Fuck! Arsesole! Fuck! Cunt! Oh, jam-rag, toe-rag, fuck-arse, the old fart, snot, bum? Oh, earwax, cunt, fart, arseholes, dandruff. Oh, ear-smegma, shit, arse, fuck, bogies! Oh, buggers-up, tit, arsehole, cunt, fuck, filling! Oh, cavity, arsehole, bum, orifice, cunt, shove it up your arse, bum, cunt, arse, sick!" Who the fuck wants to say: "Shit! Arse! Cunt! Tear your tits off, oh, put them in the mangle, stuff your bollocks up your arse"? Oh, who wants to say: "Glad-mushrooms, I like that, urethra catheterised up your enema asks, says, how far passed the arsehole"? "Oh, tit, brum, brear, bra, brew-jug, fuck, cunt, tit! Oh, shit-a-dee-bum-soo! Oh, fuck-a-dee-arse-an-ah-ma-fadoo! Oh, put your foreskin over your head, fart up your bum, who pulls a cunt!" I don't want to say all of that! Why'd I want to say all of the things that I've just said? No, I fucking DON'T!! I DO NOT WANT TO SAY ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE JUST FUCKING SAID.

Derek

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