The Aussie national meathead breeding song

Do your duty!

Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Real estate needs your help again.
Those Ponzi schemes have gone and died,
If you owe money your goose is fried.
So put down your books and play with your tool,
We already know you're a fool

And it's breed, breed, breed, breed,
Just go and sow your seed.
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Just go and push that pram.
And it's screw, screw, screw, screw,
Get up and and spawn a few.
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! they're all gonna die.
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    · 17 years ago
    I say sweel them all!
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    · 17 years ago
    I'm all for it!

    Ladies your chariot and stud awaits!

    Yours standing to attention,

    Hairy Fucknuckle
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    · 17 years ago
    I suggest building up the jaw strength by biting the ends off corn cobs. After that, the rest is easy. A variant exercise is biting the heads off real estate agents.
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    · 17 years ago
    Charles my good man, do I know you? You seem to have your own head well screwed on anyway. I look forward to more of your down to earth wisdom. It is time for some sanity around this place.
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    · 3 years ago
    @herr Fucknuckle And how many of your Progeny are running around Fucknuckle? A brood that Peter Costello would be proud of?
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    · 3 years ago
    I don't know what sweel means but the sound of it appeals to me. If it is a thing I would like to apply for work as a sweeler. In fact I like the shape of the word so much that I would like to take it up as a career even if that is not a thing. Can someone please let me know what the pathways are for becoming a professional sweeler?
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    · 3 years ago
    I had the sweel flu. It wasn't great.
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    · 3 years ago
    I had sweel for breakfast this morning.
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