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LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago Oh Johnny!
Peter Reith. Throw that man overboard.
Prof Williams, Xenox Institut 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
One factor links all these supposed 'immunologists'. They are Itais! Can you believe in any science that comes from that shithell country? I don't!
Any fucking way. We cured this shit already: https://www.xenoxnews.com/science/studies-and-research/3341-xenox-me-this-doctor
PD-1 Blockade 4 years ago Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots
“You’ve got the best part of 100 million to half a billion people in the world who are very changed in their capacity to respond to viruses,”

Old mate Anthony Leonardi vindicated:
https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2022/11/07/COVID-Reinfections-And-Immunity/
Lonely Leroy, Maroondah 4 years ago #AskBoxhead - Are they my friends on the internet?
Will you be my friend Mr Boxhead? I'm awfully lonely otherwise.
Bengal Tigress 4 years ago Good Ol' Melbum Days
"A hard man is good to find"
Lost, Sydney 4 years ago Relevancy
@Lost, SydneyOr just doing the next thing? Would that be relevant?
Lost, Sydney 4 years ago Relevancy
@Lost, SydneyBe friendly?
Lost, Sydney 4 years ago Relevancy
What is something relevant that a person can do?
Mr Jones 4 years ago Relevancy
@Looney LesThat's probably the safest bet Les.
Looney Les 4 years ago Relevancy
I'd go with the last one. Particularly when it comes anyone taking notice of me.
Dern't know yet - election be Tuesday yonder. She ain't gonna win nothi'n, cept a one-way ticket back tar my land fer ta pick cotton 'n maters. comm'n Stacy, you git on back here 'fore suppa time, 'n fix me up some turnip greens 'n fatback. Git us some old Bucks hang'n 'round that might could stomach yo ugly self 'n put you with child.
Don't follow Idiotland's politics too closely... Did she win? Hope she did, so at least it pisses off Hillbilly
Freedumb Lover, Poznan 4 years ago Is there a Solution for the mess in Ukraine?
Fuck. I'd love to rub that fucking Kraut's head red raw. Give me some Steelo. Wouldn't have a cranium left, that cunt.
NO release for that cunt!
And as I watch the blood trickle from his ruffled head I think of all the people I liberated...
Aussie Dept of Statistics 4 years ago The Aussie national meathead breeding song
@herr FucknuckleAnd how many of your Progeny are running around Fucknuckle? A brood that Peter Costello would be proud of?
@Upper ManhattaniteI git a li'll ditty fer ya called "Black Stacy":


Oh Black Stacy, bam-ba-lam
Oh Black Stacy, bam-ba-lam
Black Stacy was Miss Mazy's baby, bam-ba-lam,
Damn thing gone crazy, bam-ba-lam, she dern't pick no cotton bam-ba-lam, gotta whip that Black Stacy bam-ba-lam,
Oh Black Stacy, bam-ba-lam
Oh Black Stacy, bam-ba-lam, whiteboy johnny took a shine ta that baby, bam-ba-lam, 'n Miss Mazy gone crazy, bam-ba-lam, knifed 'ol johnny in the neck, bam-ba-lam, blood spurt like crazy, bam-ba-lam, (to be continued)....
Mean Stacy - dern't like pick'n cotton much do she. I'm a think'n one of them Bull-n*g*e*s was a li'll ruff on her boon parts just 'fore pick'n time.
The filth of this place. You will all be wilting under the blows of Satan and his minons for all eternity if you don't repent and start praying to Lord Jesus and his 100 Saints of the Holy Roman Church!
And once you have done that get me a drink you heathen dogs.
Pop Pundit 4 years ago A Tribute To "Old Sparky"
@Curious, CorangmiteShorter than Long Tall Sally but taller than 5'1"
I remember the time we rogered Sister Entwhistle over the desk at Halfpenny High. Came into class to convert us she did.

Fuck that!

First Terry McGee grabbed her bible, tore out a few pages, and stuffed it into his bumhole and crack. Filthy cunt, he never wiped his arse. Next thing he pulled out those shit stained pages and started waving them about like they were Jesus' drawers! Christ we had a laff!

Sister wasn't impressed. So she started thumping the table and calling us all little so&so's. Bitch. We fucking showed her, aye we did. All dickybackrides and polished Brasso butts.

Never did see her back at our school after that!
The sacred Blood of Christ is reserved only for the followers of the true faith, the Church built on the rock of Saint Peter, the Holy Roman Catholic Church. It won't be saving you from your sins you filthy hillbilly unless you truly repent and confess all your sins to a true Catholic Priest.
May the tridents of all the Saints in Heaven poke your big fat hillbilly arse if you don't.
I am a sinner, 'n I done some sins that'd kink up yer lilly-yeller hair like a negro brillo-pad. God gave me a nose fer ta smell ripe maters 'n ripe pussy. Cain't help it, tis a gift 'n a curse. But, I git one thang you dern't - Jesus. My sins 'll be warshed away in thar blood of Christ.
Georgey Z, Smolensk 4 years ago Is there a Solution for the mess in Ukraine?
@Dead JoeJust a rotation of troops through an already existing deployment. No need to get you knickers even further knotted (even though this whole war thing does have them knotted enough).
Hold on to your hats, or I should say, helmets.

US boots on the ground in Romania.
@RicardovitzFor a self proclaimed 'christian' you have a filthy mind Mr Ricardovitz. Hard to believe you have ever studied Christ's teachings Hillbilly.
My cotton si a pure as a virgin's snow-white ass. Tain't none better!!! 'N my maters be burst'n with tart suculant jucies like a plump un-poked spank'n-red pussy.
Like as in em, we're ok? Now? Right?
But we're good now, aren't we. We're good
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago DEVILRY IN THE SKIES! THE BEAST DRAWS NEAR…
@The Marvellous JulianI had that dream again last night. When the eels were slithering out of my arse. Splashing into the pan. Wriggling their way to Werribee.
What a fucking nightmare.
I could feel their coarse flippers rubbing my rectum as they exited. My mouth was blank like Burroughs talking ass. A silent scream in my eyes.
If I counted one I counted a hundred.
Reckon it was a childhood Yarra flashback. When we fished there all we ever caught was eels. Fucking eels.
No matter. It's all come crumblin down.
Hope it's organic cotton you growing on your farm there Hillbilly! We don't need none of that pesticide stuff.
As for your workers... Well I don't really care as long as their hands are clean when they are picking the stuff. Don't want no dirty fingernails on my sheets.
The Marvellous Julian 4 years ago DEVILRY IN THE SKIES! THE BEAST DRAWS NEAR…
Forget about the comets. Clearly eels are the more immediate threat!
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-19248-8

Hint: The Sargaso Sea = The Bermuda Triangle
Joe 4 years ago Why I Smoke Dope
I don't take drugs. Anyone want a coffee?
@RicardovitzI wanna be picking the cotton down in Uzbekistan. Lot better quality then that dross you get in Georgia, USA.
Plus the gals are prettier.
@Looney LesLooney. Maybe you should have posted this in the Heartbalm section.
Red Ted, Atlanta 4 years ago Old Mate - The Rise and Fall of Colloquialisms
Old Mate. Fuck Old Mate.

So many liars nowadays. Or is it that you just meet more of them.
I would pour baked beans over them all.

All fucking all of them.

Glue them to the wall or whatever. Good on them.
Next, is to start targeting the fuckers who make the riches. Who savour the riches.
I wrote:
"Satan smote the criminal. Satan smote the liar. Satan smote the cheat."
And then I said... After I felt her warm skin. That lying is easy when you don't think you can get caught. But how about lying when the white eyes can see you.

Haha. Then you are caught.
But I love her eyes and her taste. So soft and just what...
You wanted.
And then busted flat. You have been caught.
[quote=Ricardovitz]Git back tar work, Tennant. Yer dream'n 'bout Commie thangs tain't git my cotton picked, boy.

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Git back tar work, Tennant. Yer dream'n 'bout Commie thangs tain't git my cotton picked, boy.
Pissed off Punter, Leningrad 4 years ago Old Mate - The Rise and Fall of Colloquialisms
Washing out the rubbish of the bourgeois, these floods will resurrect the working class masses as they stride down to Flemington Road and take over that God Damn racecourse, let the horses out, and burn the fucking place down!
Here come that thunder
The Marvelous Julian 4 years ago Old Mate - The Rise and Fall of Colloquialisms
On second thought I might wait until the rain stops
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BqnCjrjF47M
Our will is strong! The Russian bear will be declawed and defanged by our brave warriors soon!
The Marvelous Julian 4 years ago Old Mate - The Rise and Fall of Colloquialisms
I am sorry Les. I am fairly certain that nude fishing is no longer allowed in Victoria.
Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
Come on everyone, sing along!
Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
That's the spirit:
https://twitter.com/FrozenV7/status/1579686887161491457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1579686887161491457%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_

Campaspe River? Where the hell is that? Any fish in it? Happy to join you if we can toss in a line or two.
The Marvelous Julian 4 years ago Old Mate - The Rise and Fall of Colloquialisms
I want to go and live near the Campaspe River. I don't know where it is but I like the name. I like the idea of being able to say to people, yeah, I live by the Campaspe River. The Campaspe will give me the type of cred I have been desperately seeking.
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago Peter Dutton's Nostril Flaring
I reckon it could Julian! Maybe when he is commenting on Foreign Affair matters.
LordyLordyLordy 4 years ago Peter Dutton's Nostril Flaring
They should stick a wig on him. Would change his look 100%. And don't just stick to one style. Serious matters it should be a flat toupee. More lighthearted, then get a curly one, a la Dylan in 66.
I reckon it would have an immediate turnaround in the polls for him.

 

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