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Guns. Yes, we need guns. Organised militia of the proletariat. Rising up and toppling the current class oppressors.

And for you Hillbilly. The Gulag!

Ricardovitz 'll give y'all thar Future You Deserve!!!  GUNS....FREEDOM....WORK.....A WAY OUT 'O POVERTY

Vote fer Ricardovitz, Prime Minister of Austrailia - Giv'n Aussies what they want since 1989!!!  Gona have me some T-shirts printed up 'n send 'em to a homeless wasteland in Aussie-lkand.

Take your pick: rescue tthe future or End of Days!

Looks like Albo will win in a canter. Pity it won't make a lick of difference. We are all still going to straight to hell.

@Carole C, LondonIn fact it is very likely this article has been funded by some shady Kremlin related operation...



'Digger' indeed.

if ScoMo wins it will be almost entirely due to Russian Disinfo. Just like Hilary in 2016 and Brexit.

There can be no other possible reason.

You are dead right Digger. It'll be years of chaos and anarchy if that clown Albo gets up.

And I'll be right here. Rubbing the Labor losers in the mess they will be making.

Seems the liberation of Mariupol is complete. Now, onwards to Odessa!

Gonna grab me a piece of Far East Asia after Putin done kill off all the chink-type folks, 'n America kill off Putin.  Perty place with hills, fields, forests, streams free labor 'n whatnot.

There is only one solution.

Exterminate the brutes.

He's gunna win in a landslide so come on Albo, FFS loosen the purse strings and give us some of that moolah!

There will be no excuses. He will probably get the Senate too. Just fucking pay up Albo and you will have the ALP as permanent Govt ;)

Glad ta have yer support, Sam!  Jest vote fer Ricardovitz, 'n I'll git thar rest squared away as fer what job I'll be doin!!!  You gonna love them new Black Guns y'all is gonna be available here in Aussie Land!!!

@Ricardovitz Hillbilly. We will vote for you alright. Vote for you as the Town Mule!

Then every Tom, Dick, and Harry can drive you around town. With their dicks right up your hairy arse!

Flam, you git that right.  Vote fer me, 'n I'm gonna a make a promisshe to yha.  TAIN'T NOTH'N EVER GONNA BE THAR SAME AGAIN!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - maki'n a difference that'll make y'all shit yer drawers!!!

This election is going to be a Labor luvvie wave that will demolish the Liberal Party.

Our go-getter Albo is going to run Australia as a Fair Dinkum version of Tony Blair. So expect means-testing, private-state partnerships, kowtowing to the fossil fuel lobby, and support of Yank invasions and wars.

ie. Nothing will be fucking different.

Hey Digger (sp?) - if you 'n yer folks jest vote fer Ricardovitz, I'm gonna make things right in thar Land of Oz again.  Trim them budgets.  Ship foreign invaders back tar the pacific ocean ware they come from.  Git Aussie Men's guns back to 'em.  Throw them woke, leftist, fanny-fear'n fools in a big 'ole pen of angry Crockodiles 'n fight'n roos.

Given the flood of biased reporting from the gAyBC and alike outlets over the last few years I am not too hopeful that ScoMo's team will get up.
 Expect budgets to be blown and interest rates to sky rocket under Albo and his lefty mates. Don't worry, I will be here to remind you Labor loving fools all about it!

Digger,
Cranbourne

I will only vote for Albo if he SPLASHES the CASH. Otherwise it is just tweedle dee to tweedle de-fucking-dum.

The solution is crystal clear in order to avoid WW3. Give Putin whatever he wants in Ukraine. Trust me, that is exactly what the freedom loving democracies of the "West" will eventually do. 

The way the Yanks and their lackeys are handing out cash this war gunna be going on for a long time. Time enough to dig up old Otto van B and really get some 'negotiations' happening!

My prediction for this war? Death, destruction, and profits!

Freedumb. That's all we want. Freedumb.

@Prof Williams/Xenox InstituteAlways good to see some real science on display in the pages of XenoxNews.com

A King for the Land of Oz? Well I suppose why not. Every other Tom, Dick, and Harry of a cuntry has had one; why don't we?

But bugger that born again Christina areshole ScoMo as King. Instead, I reckon we get Barry Crocker back out and crown him as 'King Barry Mackenzie' What a great Head of State he would be!

"Free Fucking Tinnies For Everyone of My Subjects!" That'll be his Royal Decree!

That thar was Fake Ricky.  I member 'm.  He done writ a bunch of commie-lovi'n thangs.  I hate commies, so git out thar vote 'n bubble in RICARDOVITZ on that ballot!!!

More fiscal irresponsibility. Spend it like there is no tmrw...

Cause there isn't.

Wake me when the smoke clears

Just think... Howard would be a young 'un compared to the decrepit Bidens and Trumps running the place...

@AnnabelleWhy not? Very flattering...

@RicardovitzWhat the hell happened here Ricky?

The average Aussie. Is there really such a thing? I mean the distribution is so wide. From the sheep fucking fool in the Margaret River to the Chardonnay quaffers of Byron Bay. Could there really be one stereotype that sums up the majority of the Ozstralians?

Well here at the Xenox Institut we have put the data through our Super Computer and found the answer. And the answer is yes. One simple profile really does fit the majority of Australians. And what a four eyed bald little cunt he is.

His name?

John W Howard.

People. This country is FUCT! Leave while you can!

I'd vote for the dog. Has an intelligent face.

Typical Labor ploy. Spend our country into a ditch! Then up go the interest rates and we will be paying 20% on our mortgages again.

Stick with the competent economy managers. And the ones that won't let the reffos in. Vote for ScoMo's team.

Digger,
Cranbourne

ScoMo is our very own Mr BoJangles...

If he is a singing and dancing fool then let him be Australia's singing and dancing fool!

Music is the food of love; play on you love rat PM ScoMo.

Whether it be a love of life or that dirty filthy love we all hide in our soul...

Is this here a faggot place???  Taint never see no perty women folks 'round here. Jest a peck 'o limp-dicks 'n man-boobs.  Well, that alrite I reckon, cuz I need me some castrated faggots work'n in my fields. Come on up tar Ricky's Rabun Ranch, 'n I'll put y'all ta work.  Yessiree, I will.

@Hell Raising HansMaybe they could dig up your old Grandpappy and his mates and send them to the Donbass. Could save Zelensky's testicles.

All I can say is... Bring back the Fucknuckle!

https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-fucknuckle-remains-coy-on-return-to-politics

A singing and dancing fool. ScoMo deserves to be danced off the political stage and into electoral oblivion!

Vote Palmer!

Well that seems a strong Manifesto from PM Morrison on Good Governance and prosperity for Australia. I reckon he has got my vote.

Alan, Alan. My mum used to like him. He had a lot to say and knew everything. He'd make a good PM I reckon.

RICARDOVITZ!!!  A vote fer Ricardovitz is a vote fer thar free future of gun-lov'in Australia.   Free Gunz fer everone. Come 'n git 'em 'fore them Russians do.

How could you vote for that clown Albanese. As recent events have shown, he doesn't have the nounce or knowledge to run our great Country.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Really excited about this election. I think it will be a real game changer for our mighty nation. I'd say it will cause as much difference as when Rudd took over from Howard. That is, sweet fuck all.

So get out there and don't vote. Unless it is for the Shining Path.

Seems those Diggers didn't defend long enough...

Run out of the country with the Yanks by the bearded bums of the Taliban

Look at that cunt at the top. Who wouldn't want to dropkick his fucking round head right into the Tiber?

Fucking right wing/fascist Catholics are the scum of the Earth.

Hillsong tain't too smart. 

Let them's who's gooberment keep all thar guns 'n ammo from 'em bend o'er 'n start collect'n speed'n boolits with their assholes.

Things we have learned from the Ukraine situation:

"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" = Whataboutism

Ya mean that Gooberment trail?  It run through land west of my Family land. We dern't pay it no nevermind; not less folks stray off the Gooberment path.  Cain't no city slicker traverse a chain right 'er left of that Gooberment trail without gettin tharselves kilt. Some folks find that thar trail ta be a source of valuable supplies.  I dern't need nothing from them forigners. Keep my workers real secure from ever bother'n them Gooberment trail folks.

Anywhere near the Bill Bartram Trail Ricky? You know, where you and your sis used to play hide the tiny weenie...

Randy, you come on down 'n I'm a gonna give you alls my money.  Fact of o matter is I need a good feller like you, Randy.  On my plantation, you is what we call a "gem mine".  A real giver.  I git $11,325.22 jest a wait'n fer ya.  Find yer way down er up er whatnot tar Warwoman Dell, 'n I'll be wait'n with cash 'n a dorm room fer ya to stay at. Jest a 15 minute drive from Warwoman Dell, 'n you is gonna be rich 'n happy.  Happy, happy happy.  Yessiree!!!

I am a saint. Give me all your money. God says so.