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bang bang she rang.

Keep burning us a new one. Since the Shrub has already ignored US public opinion, our only hope is that you guys (our friends?) keep the pressure on him.

Now, learn to make a good beer and how to sail.

I just want bang bang bang

I did too give a fuck. But they sent it back. Apparently I didn't put enough stamps on it.

Can I have TWO fridge magnets please cos I'm really REALLY alarmed (oh and er "alert", whatever the fuck that means....)

You're standing in it

and the missing word for the day is... "use"

Wake me when its over
Simon Crean

Of course we oppose WAR, idiot! A nd anyway a UN mandate achieved by Yank threats is no mandate at all.

Like you and the rest of the country, nobody at xenoxnews.com really gives a fuck.

You guys/gals still didn't answer my question. If there is a UN mandate for war will you still oppose it?

Patriot

your finger can't be that bad now. You seem to be typing okay. Or are you using your dick?

I haven't got my fridge magnet yet! Bomb North Korea too!

Now if China said that to the US they would be in the Poo. Australia too probably.

So why don't you change it flea brain? What kind of a ezine is this? Where's the editor? Don't you know how to edit the article shit 4 brains? What do you think this is? A printed page? Get your hand out of your budgie smugglers and learn how to use PostNuke properly.

why you no good skirt chasing fat arsed stink fisted monkey brained worthless sack of camel shit!

Why didn't you tell me!

no thanks. I got the low down from your mrs already.

Ah fuck dont you know a goddamn typo when you see it! The $13,642 is A YEAR, dickwit!

Who is defying the UN? Who is threatening to invade another country? Who is planning to "weapons of mass destruction"?

Fucking mental midget George Dubya and his nutter gung-ho goon squad!

I demand immediate sanctions and embargos against the USA!

Why does Patriot think that anyone who criticises the US or an act of war is automatically left wing? It don't make sense. Socialists and Communists are just as violent as Fascists and Nazi's......

Which is it? 13642 a week or 260 a week? What other facts have you mixed up. Lay off the tequila until after you write your article Max!

Amen to that Rev!
Ms Lucy Fur

Given the Yank modus operandi of bullying, bribing and bullshit, any UN mandate granted at this point will be meaningless. The history of Yank intransigence regarding the UN is rife with this sort of thing. The bastards either get what they want or pack up their bat and ball (and money) and go off in a huff. Or is than a miniute and a huff? Fuckem!
The Very Reverend Eveready

you wanna know how it tastes as well? Then come over to my house ya wise prick!

You ding-a-ling lefties are gunna look like a bunch of fools when the UN DOES mandate action on Iraq.
Are you gunna whinge about that to??

Patriot

As the Frighted States of America consolidates its position as the most loathed nation on earth, the barely sentient Presidunce used his State of the Union tub-thumper to spray more empty promises on the economy and domestic issues, soothe the crackpot 'Christian' right wing, manipulate American's fear of terrorism, and lie about his cynical if not insane war for oil!

Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The road to Baghdad leads to Pyonyang! Even that devious old bugger Howard will live to regret taking his orders from Georg W Bush!

The only thing "getting ugly" round here is the content of this whacked out website

I'M SICK OF THE COMPLACENT MEDIA AND BELIGERANT WARPIGS CARPING ABOUT THE "CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL WARHEADS" FOUND BY THE UN INSPECTORS. THE BLOODY THINGS ARE EMPTY SHELL CASES, NOT WARHEADS YOU SLACK MORONS! THEY PROVE NOTHING AND THREATEN NOBODY - LEMON AID

Our very own Prime Sinister John Howard is even worse than Bush because of his slippery obfusticating bullshit. He wont admit what we all know; our mean and tricky PM has committed Aussie trops to a war on Iraq, regardles of what the UN decides. He's getting his orders from Washington but fudges the issue, his standard technique

sure looks like it. From what you say, smells like it too.

Is that your dick ?

As a booze-addled young buck, l'il Dubya knew nothing and thought he knew everything. That pointed to a political career and his current lofty global status as Lord of the Idiots.

To paraphrase Boswell: watching George Bush reading his Presidential speeches is like watching a dog walking on its back legs. Its not done too well but you are surprised to see it done at all!

The last time we listened to a Bush, we wandered in the desert for 40 years
Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The bottom line is Blix wants the inspection regime to continue and for both the Iraqis AND the US adminsitration to cooperate more. But the inspections must continue, NOT the war must begin! Ah, hell, alright now I'm mad again...

Major American corporations (eg Hewlett-Packard, Bechtel etc) supplied Saddam Hussein with military goodies in the 1980s.

What's more, during the '80s the US supplied Iraq with cluster bombs, intelligence and chemical and biological agents.

And that fucker Donald Rumsfeld, now Secretary of Defense, went to Baghdad in December 1983 and met with Saddam Hussein, and this was at a time when Iraq was using chemical weapons almost on a daily basis in defiance of international conventions.

So, can the crap and prove your goddamn case!

Yeah someone ought to light a fuckin fireball under that evil little dropkick

The Yanks can't nail Usama or El Qaida so they're going after Saddump because they think they can get away with this blatant grab for oil by holidng up the dead of Sept 11. Its fuckin obscene and neither Australia nor any other sane nation should have any part of it!

Take a bath you malodorous bastard!

Corn Whisky with a trace of pus, now that's a Spritzer, probably taste/smell like Tullamore dew

The question is: can a bunch of mere volunteers keep the disaster at bay! We're gunna need a fleet of Elvis's... Or maybe we should just BACKBURN Johnny's skinny white arse!

I suspect it aint just the smell of your thumb your missus objects to!

Bullshit!

As that more-American-than-America Arnie Schwartzenfister would say: no pain, no gain.... no brain!

DUBYA'S STAND-UP COMIC ROUTINE (AKA HIS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS) HAD US ALL LAUGHING LIKE DRAINS. HE SHOULD AT LEAST GET HIS SCRIPTWRITERS TO USE A THESAURUS, JUST TO BREAK THE MONOTONY. IF THERE'S TO BE WAR, ITS AN AMERICAN WAR. FUCK EM!

Awww. I think your finger is symbolic of the Iraq crisis. The blood smbolises blood and the pus is symbolic of oil and the pain is quite clearly a metaphor for pain.

War is in noone's interest. However horrible the dictator. Remember when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. You become what you fight.

Typical childish response from lyou left peacenuts.
Come back when you got something serious to add!

Patriot

What was his name?
This ruler of the world?
What is his game?
To win the heart of a girl?
His name what is it?
I look in the mirror
His name is ...
This theatre goes on
Some of us swallowed by our parts
This performance of existence
Amnesiac illusions trying
to stimulate a memory
of a dream of light
Cunts that are dumb
Wake up!

Nobody wants this fucken war cept bush and his fucken fuckfaced mates. and he aint convincing anyone. sure saddam is a prick but so what! the world is full og em and only bush poses any real global danger, fuck i hate the heat!