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Is that a typo?

THAT is DISGUSTING. Why don't you just cut it off?

Nietzsche was born on October 15, 1844, in Rocken, Prussia. His father, a Lutheran minister, died when Nietzsche was five, and Nietzsche was raised by his mother in a home that included his grandmother, two aunts, and a sister.

Fluck you, asshorr!

The pain! The pain!

What cheeses me off is America's "holier than thou" attitude - not to mention their bloody-minded arrogance and threatening language. We all know Hussein is a monster the world - and more importantly, the Iraqis - would be well rid of. But a war orchestrated by a belligerant, "my-way-or-the-highway" America will create more trouble, not less.

Come on Yanks, use your brains! Is a Middle Eastern war with unforseen consequences the best you can do? If so, then we are ALL fucked, America included. Talk about destabilising the world!

Nietzsche was Polish

Eeeeek!

Yes I shouldn't 'ave chose that SAS article for me text filter experiment. Twas a bad choice. Oh well. But anyone who writes a butcher's hook called The chuffin' Gay Science is fair game.

Goethe was German.

OK Yugo thats it! First you mock our hardened SAS lads and now you hang it on the only thinking German ever. I'm gunna toast your Russki balls like marshmallows at a Scout camp!
You are dung!

Tom Titmouse

How prophetic!

I thought he basically said I'm better than anyone else. And you know what?
I fucking agree!

Patriot

Wot da fuck bro? Yo been bargarsin me missus or what?

Terrorist link: Washingoon and Tel Avirus

Since the end of the 1991 Gulf War, tens of thousands of allied veterans have developed debilitating illnesses. Known as Gulf War Syndrome, these illnesses are linked to service in the Persian Gulf or exposure to depleted-uranium munitions.

At the annual UN Human Rights Convention in August 2002, a motion was tabled to ban the use of depleted-uranium munitions until a full medical survey could be conducted.

Only two countries voted against the motion: Britain and the United States.

The same two countries now demanding the world join in a US war on Iraq (pipsqueak Australia doesn't count as a country; it's far too servile).

Bring our boys girls back home! NOW!

International sanctions on Iraq have backfired, inflicting appalling conditions on ordinary people while strengthening the grip of dictator Saddam Hussein. And the belligerent Yanks - bullying and bribing their way to war - are determined to make matters worse.
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut (More like Muddy Davo, at the moment, thank Christ!)

We all know there ain't no meat in a Mac burger

Hamburgers? That aint kosher or Muslim!

I get it now: Sept 11 was a goddam mac attack!!!

Yoyu watch the threat leevel escalate now... on the Turks! The bastards in Washingoon have give the Turkish government 48 hours to agree... or else... watch and see!

It's blood for oil alright! The Yanks don't give a fuck about the oppressed people of Iraq or the Kurds!

Turkey wants twice the Bush administration's "final" offer of $26 billion -- $6 billion in grants and $20 billion in loans.

Turkey also wants to send 60,000 to 80,000 of its own troops into northern Iraq to establish 'strategic positions' across a 'security arc' as much as 140 to 170 miles deep in Iraq.

Almost halfway to Baghdad!

Once those "no-fly-zones" vanish - which they will as soon as the yanks conquer Iraq - the Kurds will get fucked over again!

Not by Saddam Hussein but by the Yanks and the Turks!

I want a tequila spritzer!

you and wot army?

But he is a tyrant and killing all his people!

Right. Where was bush and all his croneys when he was killing them? Selling him the fuckin weapons to do it!
Good lord I can't sleep at night cause of that nasty Saddam!

Woah, Mick Jagger posting at poofnews

I've shoved more balanced rags than this one between my bitchin legs, you mother-Auntie Nasty

Cryptography experts uncover a hidden message from the Prime Minister:

http://message.ollicle.com

Xenox News is a rag open to all. If Right wing ratbags are the only ones who submit articles, who am I to stop them? If you want some balance start sending in your articles!

Tex Lumbago
Editor
Xenox News

Hey Ed, what's with all the free airtime for these blinkered, rightwing ratbags? Is this Xenox News or Ari Fleischer News?

Looking for terrorists? Search the White House!

o what a moral giant is the U.S.A and what principled humatarians its (few) allies are in this sickeningly ludicrous "Coalition of the Willing": more like the Coalition of the Venal...

Turkey has held back voting on allowing American soldiers to deploy on its soil, because it wants Washingtoon to put up billions more dollars in "aid" to offset economic damage resulting from an American invasion of its Iraqi neighbour.

How much is Johnny asking for? Nothing? What, not even a "fair dinkum" bilateral trade agreement? How about an extra fuckin acorn for Pine Gap!

Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The mouse that roared? The Duchy of Grand Winston? Australia is going down the moral cesspool at a cracking pace!

You forget, CC: this is Oztrillia. We don't get off our arses unless the price of beer and ciggies go up.

Saddam always WAS a brutal dictator. It'sonly lately, histrically speaking, that the USA has "discovered" the fact. And obly after thgey fucked up catching Ossama bin Laden. And just which country is currently destabilising the world and defying global opinion and international convention more han any other (and certainly more than pissant Saddam). Answer: the USA!

Help the people of IraQ! Fuck that; lets carpet bomb the fuckers!

dont need no demonstrations. you can take the all the people who didnt show as being in support of the war.
So Peaceniks 1 Fighters for Freedom 200!

Concerned Citizen

Not me.

Patriot

Fuck America and THEIR weapons of mass destruction!

That 2 million was in ROME, not London. The London march only (ONLY?!!!) involved about a million protesters.

Now, where are all those PRO-war demonstrations, hmm?

Melbourne: 100,000 - 200,000
Sydney: 500,00 plus
London: 2 MILLION!

If the "anglo troika" invade Iraq, all three governments will be swept from office at the earliest opportunity.

How come the policy of "containment" worked on the most powerful rival of the USA the defunct USSR? And now we're supposed to believe its not "working" on a vicious little tinpot dicator like Saddam Hussein? The US administration really must think we are all idiots!

If you can justify the deliberate killing of infants then what's the argument against Saddam Hussein? Innocent Iraqis are the bloody meat in the gory sandwich that is Bush, Blair and that little pissant isalnd at the are end of the world. G'day Mite! How bout a depleted uranium barrage? Worked in the Gulf War! Hell, the Yanks are still getting results!

Wasn't a "Tom Collins" a popular drink with the paranoid, Cold War 50's set?

Xenox news contributors, if they get THEIR way, will jail Bush and Howard. It's called JUSTICE!

Did you hear about the Oz Pm who took viagra?

He imagined he strutted the historic world stage.

~ Ron (used to be Ronaldo)

The only weapons of mass destruction I can see proof of (and don't tell me they haven't been fucking try to find them and show us) are in North Korea.

Only problem is that because they actually have them no one is brave enough to take them. Much easier to take out a dumbass regime who only have a few scud missiles and the world's largest oil deposits.

The only people with the lw IQ are those who are missing the fucking whole point of terror, standing up behind the pissants who ceased chasing Bin Laden, and got greedy for oil.

So they found a missile base...so Saddam is Adolf Hitler and going to take over the world, with un-guided scud missiles!

Meanwhile North Korea tote nuclear weapons capable of obliterating all of Australia and the US West Coast...

So Mr Patriot who is the bigger threat?

Get real.

And should John Howard make some scathing verbal attacks on North Korea?

What a fucking joke.

For all of the enemies Australia is building in the Islamic world I hope George gives us some fucking cheaper petrol.

What is the bet that if/when the US take over all the oil in Iraq our petrol prices don't drop.

Meanwhile, 1000 soldiers surround Heathrow, anti missile launchers and helicopters surveil US cities, and Australia, the other third of the 'corporation of the willing' has armed its citizens with fridge magnets.

For Australians, this is a tragic comedy beyond all belief. We're fooked. Thanks Johnny......(at least try not to smile so much. So obvious he is relishing the international attention. "Darling, I got to shake hands with all of these dignitories and George says he is my friend!" Sad thing when senility takes over.

Sunken