Hitler was really a Russian. Shock Father!



MOSCOW: FEB 2003.
Recently discovered in hidden NKVD archives, documents have been found that suggest that the infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler was not Austrian but was actually Russian and that he was the illegitmate son of none other than Gregory Efimovich Rasputin (1869 - 1916)!

Rasputin travelled widely and his obsession with women and hypnotic powers over the fairer sex led to the the creation of many illegitmate children. Whilst in Austria in 1888 he seduced and raped Hitler's mother, Klara Pölzli, convincing her that the quickest route to salvation was to have sex with him. Of the seven children she bore four died prematurely, one was moronic, and another was hidden from public view as an idiot. Did Hitler have a different Father from his siblings?

The occult interests of Hitler have been written of frequently. Could he have inherited his true Father's unholy powers?

The discovered documents were created by an investigation into Rasputin's past ordered by Tsarina Alexander who wanted to eradicate any evidence of Rasputin's past and avoid any embarrasment at court. A publishing deal has been made with a large but as yet unnamed publisher who has secured full rights to the story.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Our Fuhrer the spawn of that Russian lunatic!
    Never!

    M. Bormann
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Yes yes it's all true. Addie was a love machine just like his daddy!

    Eva
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Yeah sure. And i'm George Bush!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    And Im Georgia's bush... mmm, good!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    in Georgia's bush maybe??
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Hi George.

    Listen some of the people who visit this site are concerned about the war in Iraq. Can you like, not go to war please. Maybe take a couple of months off or something. Go chill with the family. Please? Thanks in advance.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    I'm George and so is my wife!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Shut up big nose!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Hey aren't you the wuss who was torn in two by the bleatings of some timorese peacenik???
    Be a fuckin man for once and stand up for what you believe in!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 23 years ago
    Adolf was toight! Toight like a tiger!

    -Gold Member
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    I have never heard such a bullshit in my life. I think an authour didn't know what he could surprise the public with. If somebody has a spare time I would advise to read a clever book instead of posting such news.
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