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She's been riden by every member of the Liberal Party!

Bob Ellis

That's Tony Abbott's squeeze you're referring to, pal!

Fuck his wife....eek

Well if we can't fuck Rupert can we fuck his wife? Or maybe one of his daughters or daughter in laws?


Des Moore

I extended my knowledg to the utmost but it didn't get hard enough

Heresy!
signed osama ben ladin

This is the same bullshit they said last war. And what happened? Nothing. This war will be good for one country's economy: USA. Drag them right of recession having to spend all that taxpayer money on the military.

HS Truman

All praise Rupert the merciful! Spare us thy wrath for we are but lowly worms of no import. We will cease and desist denigrating anyone or anything. We will no longer express ourselves freely and in an unfettered, unfeeling and flatulant manner. In short, mighty Rupert, we will disappear from the face of the earth and leave it to the media moguls and imperial giants who alone have the right to shape and impose opinions on the Internet. I humbly beseech thee oh Rupert: do not be fucked. Verily, unfuck thyself Rupert Gloriana, for we are GONE!

Right boys thats it. I'm after all your asses!

John H.
c/o Clayton Utes
Solicitors&Document Storage

and i thought an abyss was a female abbott

I've never fucked him but I do pleasure him orally... he insists! JOHN WINSTINK HOWARD

Seen one bridge, seen em all

Fuck Rupert!

They're all cunts out there!
- Eric

He'll have to be dragged kicking and screaming! He'll only go willingly if Hyacinth wants to leave the royal trappings of his office behind!

Either Xenox News is moving up or The Age is going down the gutter since this same letter was published in The Age yesterday!

Tex Lumbago

I agree with Eric: given our geographic position, our shifty, slippery, and thoroughly repugnant little PM has dug us into a hole we may be stuck in for a very long and very unpleasant time! Oskar Wild

News today is that he is gone in July....thank fuck for that...

Yeh, but he said my dick was small!

Fred N

What????
Sorry you fail RACE 101!

Its just that everybody can't stand Simon "Mr Patriotic" Crean. Get some hard core, fanatical left, modern revolutionary in there and Howard would disappear oovernight. We want Gough!

Sorry Eric but you are the voice of the minority at the moment, just check latest poll results! As long as he keeps those evil refugees out and that middle class welfare flowing his gunna be around for a long time.

Tom Titmouse

Check the latest poll results for John Howard. Most popular PM in years. Must be doing a lot right for Australia. Unlike all the complaining lefties that frequent Xenox News!

Patriot

Huh, even Bukowski was non-anglo-saxon!

I know, those dumb wogs, Celine, Dostoyevsky, Nietzchse, etc Give us real wit: Milton, Chaucer, TS Eliot.

What's the use of comparing blood? You must have some real inferiorty complex to try and align your identity with a dubious, illusory, 'mighty' race. I guess you have a deep need to be proud of something, and, failing to find any personal attributes, are trying to latch on to some grand race.

Very basic, been done over and over by insecure individuals time over and over: 'The chosen people', 'Aryan blood', 'The wahtusi', 'The twist'...yawn

Brent Eady

He is a delicate flower.

You gotta feel a wee (willy winky?) sorry for Peter Costello...

Who????

That fuckin piss-weak old woman Warnie! My granma could have survived that fall!

Patriot

You are a misguided, ignorant and arroganrt fool.

Typical traits found in most citizens of the Empire of the United States.

And no, I am not a terrorist, leftie or greenie.

Given time, it is moron's like you that will spell the downfall of freedom of speech, democracy and equality. IDIOT.

I don't suppose you are from a US mis-information agency are you !!!!!

LOSER

This is great; I have been waiting for a site like this for years!

wee willy winky

Well what a shocker! Piss weak effort from MCG crowd. Not even a streaker. Don't you wanna be number 1?

Xenox News

Thanks for the vote of support Manny!
Joseph Gutnicked

Hey, maybe you could super impose a picture of Howard's head onto a picture of your body!

while meanwhile, back at the ranch

Better than backing that terrorist dictator Arafat! He's got squillions hidden away in his secret Swiss accounts. So much for fighting for Palestine! At least Sharon is the head of a DEMOCRATIC government. Democracy, a concept that is beyond you PC ding-a-lings.

Patriot

Scurrilous, i say!

I went to Sydney once. Then I came back.

Thats rite, Golden Joe is a major financial backer of that murderous old fuck Sharon!

ahem, heres what the guys who planned it said.

"This action was done in response for the American political, economical, and military support to Israel, the state of terrorism and to the rest of the dictator countries in the region."

atrocity indeed.

I'm gunna squeeze ya till ya pips squeal Lemon Head!

Raspberry Cordial

THE MASSES AGAINST THE CLASSES - LEMON AID

All I can say is keep an eye on Pakistan!
- Osama Bin Liner

Hey Osama I know your a big cricket fan. Who is better Warney or Murali?

Richie B.

You have my blessings
-Osama Bin Liner

Dont worry they are just lil fellas over there. One Aussie digger is worth about 20 of them lil guys!
We'd whip their asses in no time!

Raspberry Cordial

Jonh Howard would be fucking derelict; if there weren't so many fuckwits in this country.

Not to worry, he will end up derelict soon enough, he has made more blunders than John Kerr in the past year; what a fucking knobhead.

And this patriot bloke wants us to make a first strike against the Indonesian Army.

Scale lad, consider the scale...and distance...

Lateral Thinker

If they don't take the neccessary action to stop the terrorist action then John Howard would be derilect in his duty if didn't do something to stop it. Wake up! We are dealing with terrorist who have no respect for international law!

Patriot

Bullshit. Those whining Timorese have been badgering us since day 1 to come and save them. And we go and do it and what happens? They start rioting!
I'm sick of our hard earnd tax dollars paying for these ungreatful people. If they don't like us fine. Just don't come asking for our money!

John Pilging

Australia never "liberated" anyone or anything in East Timor. We fuckin set em up for mass slaughter hoping those kopassas kunts would sort em out once and for all!

Patri-idiot, your "logic" escapes me. What do imagine Indonesia would do if we attacked them, for whatever reason, hmm?