Labor opposition leader Mark Latham quit today citing health reasons.
In response to this PM Howard crowned himself King of Australia.
"With no political opposition of use I see Australia united under me and as such crown Hyacinth and I King & Queen of Australia. Long may I reign over you" said the 70 year old monarch.
We at Xenox news agree whole-heartedly with our new King. May he continue to shit on his subjects like he has since he was elected PM.
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