OZ LEADER WOWS WASHINGTON

The plucky little devil from
down-under puts the world right,
while attending testicle-fondling
seminars in the USA as part
payment for receiving American
citizenship. On leave from applying Howardland
state terror to Oz citizens as
he leads them to their final
uncomprehending destruction,
Judas Homunculus the famous Pied
Suckhole of Oz amazed his foreign
friends with the eloquence of his
ignorance.
Puffed-up by the ease with which
he has conned and swindled his
own public, the droning drongo
from down-under lectured the
foreign people on their failings
and gave his sure-fire remedies
for fixing all the ills of the
world and for making us all safe.

If the Oz public had any brains
or decency they would have
shrivelled with embarrassment, but
most having descended below the
cognitive capacities of dead
slugs and having the emotional
depth of deeply retarded
potatoes, I won't hold my breath
waiting.

As for the Oz Federal Opposition,
they were too busy with a vicious
sneak attack launched by their
own incompetence to oppose
anything at all.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    You gotta agree with Latham on the US/Oz pact though... we do the bending over, Washington does the rogering! Please Uncle Spam, protect us from those nasty Indonesians (and other non-anglo, muslim types)!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    How about pro-Howard? (just kidding)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    With the ongoing re-development of Xenoxnews.com it maybe possible to create a section for Chato's diatribes...Chato's Land!

    Something I will investigate.
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    · 14 years ago
    Seems like Howard's heir apparent is also another Washington suckhole given the sniveling and grovelling speech he gave to the dumb arse Heritage Foundation. Christ, is there anything more pathetic then our US bum-sniffing politicians?
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