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You can't polish a turd, but you can sell
it to Aussies as their national leader.

Bugger! I was at least hoping for a left handed wanking rebate.

Just wipe your old fella on your trousers like the rest of us, you snob!

WANK = Wanking Aussies Need Kleenex?

Your deep vision of the inner motivations of this political
machine are startling. To have exposed such a manipulation
of public concern and interest, is yet another triumph for
the Chato Institute of Social Welfare, rather than the
L. John Howard Institute of Social Hellfire. Goodgolly
Miss Molly you've done it again!

Break arms and legs first!

It was great to see the two trapped miners get out of there in such good shape, but I almost puked at the sight of (1) John Weasel Howard's repugnant opportunsim, and (2) fucking Eddie McGuire wading into the pub as if he were one of the boys! Jesus, both ratbags ought to be dumped in the Derwent and drowned!

Once again PM J.W. Venom consolidates his track record as a shameless political opportunist. Even as his dictatorial new workplace laws start to bite, he dares milk the mine rescue for all its worth. Seeing his beady gleaming eyes and cheesy grin sure took the shine of all the good news from Tassie. Yes, the miners are safe at last but no thanks to the Lying Rodent and his idealgically driven war on workers throughout Australia.

It has been said that every putrid fart
becomes a new star in the sky -
or maybe it grows to be a noble turd much
admired and loved by the Oz public?

Probably not the new star now I think about it...

Billy was a filthy, treacherous little cunt.
Howard shows no signs of changing political
stripe like Billy did. In a way, Howard is
a more sincere Nazi than Billy.
Billy is dead so he is better than Howard.

Good on yer Digger. At the Chato Institute
we like to think that criminal parasites
receive at least a little love from their
confused fans, from time to time.
It would not do to become totally bitter
about vile suckholes and their robopathic,
adoring public.

Name: Pigsywigsy Password: sulphur

Chato you persist far longer than I, my presence on the Usnet groups
with name: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it., with password: cannabis, has
left me bleak and outcast, there is nothing left for me. But you Chato
you have persisted over such a long time against the attacks and
disparagments that have been laid before your feet. You are a much
hardier soul than I.

Boo hoo for me.

(what you expect some kind of genuine thoughtful re/post to all this offence)

Mr/Ms Chato sure is a busy person...marshalling all that anti-Howard vitriol.

Digger
Cranbourne

Forget Menzies, 70 year old PM Howard's hero is Billy Hughes!

testing 1, 2,3...

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This is God!
************

Liz. She has been there since year dot.
I like that pic of her geting out the car.

Does she piss? Does she shit?

My face is down there again, sticking a pen up her fanny; eating Diana's entrails threw her burnt out fanny.

Nothing a good Satanist wouldnt do.

dont worry pigsy. its normally me ;)

The "mainstream" Oz media including ABC
is feeding us all a pile of pap about
world events. You could reverse what
they are telling us and be nearer the
truth! That US "embassy" is like a
high density suburb. Some embassy!

I dare not ask what that was all about!

Could it be that Chato is so deprived and depraved
that he posts replies inpropro?

It would seem some anonymous posters in reply and
in contrare also promote the Chato fair. The food
flavour being toxic shit, almost all the time.

The Horrid Homunculous is apparently a little peeved by Jeff Tyrant's latest "prick tease" down in Victoria. Will Der Jeff run, won't he run, will he return to the political fray or won't he? The unfortunate Jeffrey, so "successful" as Victorian Prmier (well, until he had stepped on the last toe available and got booted from office in no uncertain manner), such a failure as business entrepeneur... If nothing else, the thought of having Der Jeff back in the Premier's bunker has probably swollen the ranks of the depressed and suicidal who have no doubt rushed to join Beyond Blue!

I must correct your spelling -
HELLsong Church of Satan,
not HILLsong.

I am always interested to hear
from those who have sold out to
the Dark Lord and who like to sing
his praises while offering up their
first-born in demonic sacrifice.

those cunting Windsors are inbreed to the nth degree.
children born out of the most ritualistic satanic ceremonies.
the crown she wears has the blood of 4 million irish children embedded.

The C of E is naught but a cattlehouse for satans vermin

Queen Liz your vile breath has covered our land for too long

Off with her head and the rest of her wretched brood.


Phineas Finnegan Joyce
Cork

Yeh, well my house is worth more than yours.

Contented Voter
c/-Hillsong Church

An ignorant, supine electorate is the only reason John Howard is still in power. Anyone with even a shred of historical awareness knows that the high interests rates under Keating's last years were - just as Howard's lower rates now - a product of global economic events. Our interest rates have little to do with any voodoo performed by the "fiscally responsible" liars, bigots and suckholes currently in charge of this morally comatose country. Stay tuned for global recession - and the subsequent economic meltdown Downunder - as Mad King George sinks the USS Superpower. What will the PM's excuses be then? "Oh, I didn't see that memo"? Or, "Oh, we were acting on advice we believed was true at the time"? Or, "The dog ate my homework"?!

Good on yer Digger. Even lying rodents need some love.

Hey Mr Howard-Hater Chato, our PM didnt promise lower interest rates.
He promised that he would keep them lower than Beazleys losers; they had them at 17% compared to 5.5% now.

Digger

Cranbourne

And now interest rates are going up!
Is there anything that 70 year old prick Howard won't lie about?

LordyLordyLordy

Please forgive me.

Chato your posting is an affront to baboon's arses around the world. The farts and excretions from a baboon's arse have far more legitimacy and moral rectitude (pun intended) than the vacuous oral spewings of the Lying Rodent.

The USA is the world's most dangerous a rogue state. For justice to prevail the Bush regime MUST be charged and put on trial for - among other things - war crimes. The US must not be allowed to continue to flout the rule of law. The US must pay reparations to Iraq for the boodshed, torment and destruction it has caused for no reason other than the whims of its ruling elite. Accomplices in crime to the Bush Regime must also face trial, the blundering Blair and the horrible Howard among them.

We have a state funeral for a guy who either deliberately or accidentally shot himself in the head. And the media caries on like it’s the homecoming of some ANZAC hero.

It’s fucking ridiculous!

What are we going to do when a soldier dies in “combat” in Iraq? Have a fucking week of mourning??? We all have to walk streets with black-arm bands on???

And what if they find its suicide? That would automatically give him a dishonourable discharge; are we allowed to have state funerals for them?

This worshipping of the military is crazy.

FlimFlamMan

Cindy did not like having a "Boy in a Bucket for Bush".
She is very pissed-off and fights back.

How many mothers are proud to have their kids
mangled for the whims of the mega-rich?

Seems like our 70 year old PM wants to organise the Solomons Government as well as the one in Iraq.

Talk about "bringing democracy"; this guy is an out and out bullshit artist!

LordyLordyLordy

There are many forms of evil. Bryant was one. Bush is another. John Howard also another. We who hope to remain civilised must not allow these sick monsters to overwhelm us with their lies, delusions and aggression

I believe Mr Young is very correct when he says President Bush does not "own 9/11". Neither does Bush "own" patriotism. It is past time to reclaim the language and put these war criminals behind bars where they belong. I would like to see Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove, Rice and the rest of them locked up in Guantanamo Bay!

If I wanted to see pixalated porn I'd buy more DVDs from Japan.

That old fart changes his mind quicker than a whore changes undies.
Wasn't he pro-Bush after 9/11? Lets Roll anybody?? And now the war in Iraq isn't popular anymore so he wants to swing it the other way.

What a hypocrite!

It was so sly of you not to write the name 'Martin Bryant' and to also, not write the name 'Honourable John Howard Member of Parliment'. One name slaughtered 19 people. The other 250,000 iraqis. Who's the biggest criminal psycopath?

Misha, it's a mystery, but where's the Federal Labor party?

I can understand Johnny the Human Virus wanting to remain PM forever, but how come Bomber Beezlebub doesn't want to be Leader of the Opposition... or PM... or anything?

Well one mans meat is another womens poison...
We aint fair company at this rag it seems. Ive been banned from one place for daring to prick their balloon of compassion...
But then again I was pissed!

Keep up the good work Chato et al...

Ive got a pier to walk off.

Christ! What a filthy rag Xenox can be.
BTW, after JWH visited HRH, she gave
up the corgis.
Maggot didn't grow that lower lip by
sucking on iceblocks!

OK. I’ve got no video, but I can tell you what I saw.

Liza with a Z was at the end of the bed (a 4 poster), bent over like a jeweler with a 20 carat diamond. The object of her affection?

The Queens cunt.

The doors were closed and the servants all sent away. Slowly Liza’s tongue crept up Queen Liz's thigh. Her hands playfully toyed with the Royal nipples.

Got the picture?

Minnelli playfully swept over the monsveneris with her moist tongue, her fingers felt inside the top Windsor’s fanny for the G-spot.

Man this is all wrong!

The right royal clit stood to attention as Liza M stuck her fist in...there hasn't been moans like this in the palace since Lady Di had her Egyptian lover stick his cock up her arse. As Minnelli flicked the clit our Monarch rocked back and forth in a pleasure us hoi polloi can only dream of.

She owned half of England and now she was getting fucked by the cream of American culture. The half a g of coke they had both snorted certainly didn’t hurt either.

"You and me", said Liza M, "Fit so tight."

The climax, as they say, was an anti-climax...Phil the Greek stormed into the room and demanded his fair share. Our queen told him to get fucked and lay back exhausted, her majestic mission fulfilled.

"Liza", says our head of state, "can you do it again?"

Search for where the weed is then. And where is the most dope grown in the part of the world where Osama is hiding?

Iran.

Old Osama is living it up in Tehran, waiting for Iranian President Madmanahmed to make him an atom bomb.

Time to hit the Mad Mullahs and their terrorist friends before they hit us.

A.Bolt

The ultimate obsecenity of the Amerikkkan occupation of Iraq is that the US has caused more death and destruction over there in three years than Saddam Hussein managed to inflict during his entire reign!

Of course the Lying Rodent and his rabid menagerie KNEW about the bribes AWB were paying to Saddam to get Aussie wheat deals in Iraq, but they can no more speak the truth that George W Shrubbery can string three coherent words together. Sure, the Rodent privatised the Wheat Board soon after taking over the government in '96 but that sybiotic/parasitic relationship remained as close as ever. Book 'em and lock 'em up! The world is in the hands of zealots, lunatics and liars. BUT... the BFW is turning!

The latest evidence to be passed in to the AWB Wheat scam-bribery
investigation, according to the Sydney Morning Herd, is that high
ranking official government cables were sent from Britain and
Norway concerning bribes for contracts to supply in the food for
oil, right to the Prime Minister. So this can't be denied now, that
these cables weren't sent. It can be denied that he read them, or
that his staff read them, or they were actually received though.
As we know, here in Australia, anything can be denied. Anything
can be denied, and that's all that it takes to get you off the hook.
In any other country, J.W.Howarse would be hanging by a hook
and swinging from a pylon of Sydney Harbor Bridge, rotting on a
hook is what this animal deserves.

Well why the fuck not? We all know dumb ass Dubya snorted coke! Hey, is that what this fucken bullshit "war against terrorism" is all about? The pot smokers against the coke fiends? Hmm, all that opium growing in Afghanistan...