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I await the deafening chorus of pigs squealing as interest rates rise in logical defiance of the PM's unsustainable election "guarantee".

It seems to me that the former GP means "our boys" will only receive increased rates of army pay if somebody shoots THEM.

If they don't help the bottom line in this
best of all Howard worlds - fuck 'em!

We have to get over this infantile desire
for justice and equity, and tune in to the
immortal words of Howard and Thatcher:
"Fuck off you losers!"

I'll bet Lenin and Stalin can't match that,
although I do like Mao's "Political power
comes out of the barrel of a gun!"

Chato is far better than you!

The legacy of the legal profession running this country,
is as Chato, says, TURDS.

Legal torts and legal turds.

Golly gosh, Digger. You really know how to
rub salt into the open wound of my lack of
patriotism. Maybe you can help me work for
your country - the United Satans of America.

Like all rabid lefties, Chato exhibits their hatred of the common man. The men who work hard for their families and their country. The men who stand up for right and wrong.

The men who are the majority of this nation and who voted proudly for Australia's greatest PM, John Winston Howard.

Digger

Cranbourne

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I would be very surprised!" says Johnny.

Gee, how many times have I heard him say that?

Now, let's see if I can work this out...

You would be surprised if you got the
results that you fully expect to get?

Did I get that right John?

How come you are always surprised?
I'm never surprised.
I stopped being surprised at the rotten
outcomes of your sick, sly schemes a long
time ago you FILTHY OBSCENE PARASITE!

Hey John, you must be some kind of split personality
psycho, who does things and then disowns his actions
and also the anticipated results!

A provocative polemic. Written ripe with rhetoric it underlines the Middle Class Nirvana Australia is today.

And dont it stink.

Mr Howard's plan was clear from the outset, even before he seized the nation's 'leadership": gather power unto himself and his cronies.

There is nothing "cute" about trashing international laws and understandings, distabilising civil society and deconstructing democracy, and promoting war, torture and imprisonment without trial.

We must all scale the heights of John Howard's ego.
It's a long stretch, but I believe if we can swallow
enough bullshit, we'll find there's a pot of gold at the
end of the rainbow.

Radioactive Ratman. God of the deeply fuckwitted.

Maybe I meant: "TRANSMITTED disease"

This may interest you.
I once saw a photo of a penis with genital warts.
It looked like a bottle-brush.

For the lucky enthusiast, it's a world full of
grotesque sexually tranmited disease.

How about a pic of those spunky Trinidad boys? It will remind me of those golden Pirate days where they would eat my pecker all day long...


Green Haired Jim

Condyloma Lice (Google with THAT!)

Here's my "ode to CONdi".

Abu Graib. Guantanamo. Haditha.

I am now a soccer fan! More sporting pics, please!

Mummm-ma!

Good to see our brave Diggers have it all under control...

I mean standing around and watching people loot worked in Iraq didn't it?

Should be an Oz movie named "FLOATING WITH TURDS".
All about Oz politics, Oz media and Oz voters.

I have already hired Dances With Wolves to watch. The Hollywood portrayed natives are far more user friendly in this movie, although I do get upset when the wolf gets shot. Can anyone tell me if there is a movie available about Geronimo? Or Crazy Horse? Or Crazy George?

www.chato.org, it's foreign, so it must be good.
Just like our parliment here in Australia.

How did this confidential snapshot get leaked! Bloody ASIO! However, you will notice that I am concentrating very hard on LordyLordyLordy's notes. As I recall, he was, at the time of that particular Xenox News Summit, taking orders for vodka spritzers. Pat Riot, you're just standing on the outside looking in (to borrow from a classic Cold Chisel limerick). Thank you and good nicht.

Reverend Dr. Chato looks pretty good, but why is
Patriot hiding himself?
What has this to do with Dr. Congealed Fried Rice?

Here they are, the Xenoxnews trio of terrorist lovers.


From left to right Max Gross, LordyLordyLordy, and Chato!

Patriot

And its putrid axis of evil coalition mates.

Farrrk! So dirty little SuperJohnny has a "master plan".
Not that the Oz dimwits care;
"Slide something up my arse Johnny. Anything at all.
Just do it! Do it! Good and hard!"
The question is this: Are Ostrichlians worth saving?

Everyday our 70 year old PM is getting closer to being his true hero:

LordyLordyLordy

as long as they're not abos or reffos 70 year old PM Howard will hear their pleas.

Rice is a disgrace to her gender and her race, not to mention her species. She is a war crimes accomplice. I can't imagine how she faces each morning, knowing (?) the devastation, cruelty, trauma and horror she has helped heap upon Iraq, Afghanistan and the world (Think "shock and awe", think black ops, think rendition, think Guantanamo Bay). Fortunately, as sickening as the illegal, immoral, insane global Bush putsch certainly is, just as certain is the outcome:

Amerikkka has lost the "war on terrorism". Amerikkka has lost. Amerikkka IS lost.

I bet good ole Dubya's been stoking her oven!

You just watch Chato as he hunts cunts to death!

Boyfriend Dubya said Johnny was bald and ugly.
He left out the most important feature.

May I remind you that it was the U.S. that introduced terrorists into Iraq. Indeed, the criminal Bush administration, and U.S. and C.O.W. forces, are guilty of not only of promoting terrorism but also of conducting terrorism. Globally.

Winning hearts, and winning minds!

fuck 'em.
They were all terrorists anyhow...

The Independent is reporting that the marines actually "rampaged through the town, throwing grenades and opening fire on families inside houses" and "shot and killed unarmed civilians in a taxi at the scene".

So much for fostering democracy in Iraq!

Agitprop - please give due credit to filthy
little Johnny. After all, he claims that he
is an indispensable part of their gang.

Next time, you WILL vote LIBERAL!

I said it before and I'll say it again these bastards are war criminals on par with Milosevic! Worse! They've done more damage than Milosevic. They should be hauled up before the International Criminal Court! The least that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld can do for the cause of justice and democracy is drop dead in prison!

You and the rest of the XenoxNews readership....

Since seeing this photograph I have been unable to sleep all week.

Please remember that John W Hoax-hard PM's education policies disallow the use of schooling facilities to the lower orders and menials in his Darwinian, Orwellian world view. For him and his craven Tory lackeys, its is bliss to keep the poopulation ignorant.

It's just not fair! We are stuck up in the mountains with only each others arseholes for relief and look what the infidels get.

Abdul

ToraBora

This is the kind of fearless, unequivocal and objective reporting we sorely need in this pathetic, pussy-whipped (I mean, rodent-whipped!) country. Keep up the good work Xenox News. Australia needs you now more than ever!

Well, that should satisfy everyone, I reckon.

Who could?

Dont you repress my sexuality!

Green Haired Jim

If you shake hands with Green-Haired-Jim,
you had better wear a condom over your
whole body.