REFORMING THE FIRST-WORLD

Compassionate PM stricken by spectacle of poverty


After high-interest-rate-Johnny, the beloved
arsewipe of the powerful international financial
kleptocracy, returned from his arse-sucking
meeting with BingBangBong of Indonesia, he
was fired with resolve to level the Oz housing
playing-field.

"I was horrified when I realized that average
indonesians save all their lives to afford
a sheet of plastic and a mortgage on a tiny
plot in a garbage tip for their shelter.
It is my fair pledge that Oz consumers and
indonesian darkies shall enjoy the same
level and quality of shelter very soon!"
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    · 20 years ago
    Mumbling drunks shouldn't waste their time pretending that they have imagination. Dr Chato should break from his delusion that somehow his gratis ejaculations of spleen will spellcheck the integrity of the system. There is no integrity, it's all down to the one single law of 'what people will do to survive as individuals' & 'what people will do to survive as groups' & 'what people will do to survive as colonies'. In the case of Aussies, they have colonized the lower reaches of L.John Howard's alimentary canal, after worming their way up through his anus. It's so wide, it's so full, it's so big, it's so preferable that we live there, than L.Kim Beazley's cavernous proportions. (don't expect too much from a person who has been attacked by the robots of the crown to a value of approx 40k aus, tax, for no good purpose at all except to impose the ordinations of those of L.John Howard's ilk).
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    · 20 years ago
    Sounds like Pigsy!
    Referring to L. Ron Fucktard perhaps?
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    · 20 years ago
    I'd wager that Chato is probably a light beer guy?
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    · 20 years ago
    Trying to buy some VICTORY GIN. Can only get cheap plonk.

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    · 20 years ago
    The ratbag rodent has been riding the coattails of the global economy and Keating/Hawk's "reforms" that have so fucked struggle street. The Big Bust is on its way... much of it thanks to the moronic "war-on-terror". Fuck you very much!
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