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Plinth? Now you're talking!
All work and no plinth makes Johnny a dull little turd!

"with collective plinth"

Gotta love that - straight to the pool room for mine.

the president chavez is the one in charge to change the world is a person who has all the qualities to resist to the pressures of badly the this prote'ge' by wing is a person who worries about the fellow defends the interests of the group individual we we do not have the solution to fix the planet with the aid of all the ideals with collective plinth is impossible a development of individuals when one does not exist an understanding all we are responsible all we are not the guide of the destiny that is the town by the town is the unique thing that can tomewr as meandato respecting the norms laws constitution with the component logo the change does not exist itself here unpais in this planet that this re `petando the laws as Venezuela without violence but defending the sovereignty of the towns we have the example of our liberator simon Bolivar the president chavez respects east commitment saman of guere oath by the mother country mbr-200 is the beginning of the changes in democracy of the town the town is the one that it has completes desicion that town is Venezuela and now all the towns that follow the example of our revolution this revolution has spiritual aid in all the senses that same one I generate of the soldiers of simon the Bolivars are miksmodçs who estan now at the present time with but force and patriotic feeling all we must have a thought military man since its loyalty of the town in the civic military man is the base of the formation of defense of the town without the union civicao military man is impossible the advance of this revolution without forjamiento and lies po r those I am dicido in helping my country and to the challenge of the world since he does our president is a person who never betrayed the basançmentos of Bolivar prefers the death before the treason demostro in the coup d'etat without violence but the deads that huibieron were was a civil war and in the wars it does not exist ciçulpable single gains the one that it has but troops we from Venezuela are giving the example in that the United States must change their uergentes policies because if many would not naceran bin many anti Americans laden t who are going to produce innocent deaths as he passes in irakk the president chavez is the person who has the responsabolidad to make understand to the United States that the freedom Noah is for prisionar to another one but to release it to his thoughts they are free like demostro simon to bokivar fighting for elmc humanitarian change that is the president chavez is lka person who belongs to everything a town because he is chosen po God and God we are all in union

Is a Brazilian much larger than an Australian?
What is the conversion factor?

Farrrrrrrrrrk!

Anyone care to translate?

Bush doesn't care how many die...

el presidente chavez es el encargado de cambiar el mundo es una persona que tiene todas las cualidades para resistir a las presiones del mal esta protegido por ala es una persona que se preocupa por el projimo defiende los intereses del colectivo no el individual nosotros tenemos la solucion para arreglar el planeta con la ayuda de todos los ideales con basamento colectivo es imposible un desarrollo de individuos cuando no existe un entendimiento todos somos responsables no uno todos somos la guia del destino ese es el pueblo por el pueblo es lo unico que se puede tomewr como meandato respetando las normas leyes constitucion aqui con la constituyente se logo el cambio no existe unpais en este planeta que se este re`petando las leyes como venezuela sin violencia pero defendiendo la soberania de los pueblos tenemos el ejemplo de nuestro libertador simon bolivar el presidente chavez respeta este compromiso saman de guere juramento por la patria mbr-200 es el inicio de los cambios en democracia del pueblo el pueblo es el que tiene la ultima desicion ese pueblo es venezuela y ahora todos los pueblos que siguen el ejemplo de nuestra revolucion esta revolucion tiene ayuda espiritual en todos los sentidos ese mismo genero de los soldados de simon bolivar son los miksmodçs que estan en la actualidad ahora con mas fuerza y sentimiento patriotico todos tenemos que tener un pensamiento militar ya que su lealtad del pueblo en lo civico militar es la base de la formacion de defensa del pueblo sin la union civicao militar es imposible el avance de esta revolucion sin forjamiento y mentiras po r esos yo estoy dicido en ayudar a mi pais y al reto del mundo como lo hace nuestro presidente el es una persona que jamas traicionara los basançmentos de bolivar prefiere la muerte antes la traicion lo demostro en el golpe de estado sin violencia pero los muertos que huibieron fueron fue una guerra civil y en las guerras no existe ciçulpable solo gana el que tenga mas fuerza militar nosotros desde venezuela estamos dando el ejemplo en que los estados unidos tienen que cambiar sus politicas uergentes porque si no naceran muchos bin laden t muchos anti americanos que van a producir muertes inocentes como pasa en irakk el presidente chavez es la persona que tiene la responsabolidad de hacer entender a los estados unidos que la libertad noe es para prisionar a otro sino para liberarlo a sus pensamientos sean libres como lo demostro simon bokivar luchando para elmc cambio humanitario quien es el presidente chavez es lka persona que pertenece a todo un pueblo porque es el elegido po dios y dios somos todos en union

Brave John will protect our boys. No bomb would dare to provoke his stern fairness.
Read the Daily TeleCrap to feel alert but not alarmed.

Well I see "viva alqaeda" and thats enough to tell me he is one of you terrorist-loving lefties!

It's quite easy to stop the violence in Iraq. Kill the terrorists there and stop supporting them with your hate-filled articles about the US and our PM Howard!

Ok, I will admit it. When I was in the band I used to think it was ' "Cunt Eyed" in silhouette '

like walking around 'Cunt Eyed'

It wasn't till some time after the band broke up that I realised that it was Eyed as in verbage - and I thought - what a fucking great lyric - and - well, how visual.

There I was playing in a 'cunt eyed' stance while everyone else? was seeing soemthing completly different!

Oh well - things started falling apart at high school I guess and never really improved.

Rumour has it that Honest John shared his precious bodily fluids with his mum in his teen years.

Carlos, my spanish is shit. I get only 10% of the words.

estamos controlando el mundo espiritual osama bin laden es el encargado de cambiar el mundo para acabar con los judios de derecha que son los mismos que estan en israel ello dominan el congreso de los estados unidos pronto van a tener que cambiar susu politacs neoliberales ala esta con nosotros viva alqaeda

John-loving, morally-insane Oz dullards fully support this blood-soaked butchery.

...at the 'News.

your just pissed cause you lost to France...

estamos organizados los estados unidos van a caer pronto viva osama bin laden viva alqaeda

The gang of insane Bushitters has ensured a generation of inspired jihadis will sprout from the blood soaked sands of Mesopotamia. Who needs Bin Ladens or Zaquawis when there are Bushitters providing their overwhelming support for more mayhem and maiming and murder.

So Ratman and Bambam hug and canoodle for the media before slithering behind closed doors to get down and dirty, devouring souls and sucking arseholes, slippery with cum and blood, the screams of the tormented, harried and abused like music to their pus-filled ears. Oh where is Van Helsing when he is needed!

Clearly you do not socialise much. One hopes you at least wash... occasionally.

That which has never known life cannot die. The best we can hope for is that this foul creature of the abyss is sealed in a catacomb far underground where he will remain trapped for a millenium.

Personally speaking, I find the Aussie flag isnt quite large enough to cope with the copious gush from my local member during a session of meet-the-people.

I fully understand.

Shit, I must have been sober when I wrote this...

I'm sorry about that spelling mistake.
My keyboard is a bit sticky at the moment.

The filthy bitch is also harebrained. The Oz flag attracts many wankers.

Hitler was also "elected" by a large minority.

Friday nights are meant for such gentle musings...

Man! What a load of crap. Genuflect, my arse!
Tantamount to functional concepts?

My particular story is not new or original, but it did happen to me.

I was born into a humble home, with hard working parents who just happened to be poofters.

And because of this I was not a normal child, I appeared different. Instead of white skin mine was brown, a deep chocolate brown. And also I was bit wrinkly, and I smelt a bit strange.

Well not really strange, I smelt like shit. Because I was a turd.

Remember my parents were poofs! I have a legimate excuse.

So now I spend my days floating in werribee lakes. Me and my bretheren, the shit boys, we float (cause we are healthy turds) in the sun like bright brown shiny jewels.

Bend down and pick me up, I wont bite.

I'm a shit boy.

Imagine what would have happened if we hadn't killed Zarqawi? We would have had shoot all the guards and the Minister as well!

We gotta stay the course, not cut and run, bring democracy, or whatever the latest bullshit slogan is...

The yanks and Jihadis must watch the same movies. The ones where killing people is always a good solution to the world's problems.

I've heard of penis envy, but this is worse!

DEATH TO AMERICA AND ITS CRIMINAL ALLIES. GIVE THE AMERICAN TERRORISTS WHAT THEY TRULY DESERVE. SEND THEM HOME IN BLACK BODY BAGS. LONG LIVE THE IRAQI RESISTANCE.

i demand an immediate world wide ban on any image or images of this repulsive fraudulant so-called 'leader' of Ausmerica and his criminal allies.

i wish someone would kill this fucking obscene cunt and his supporters.

errr, yes, we do think you are a very cheap, in fact very worthless American and Indonesian arse sucking slut.

i reckon we should all cum together in all the capital cities, strip off our kit, sit down and have a wankathon as a form of protest against the vile Coward governments policies.

death to patriotism

Good to see the Swedes doing their bit for the team.

It's a simple fact that the vast majority of Iraqis want the trigger-happy Yanks and their dwindling herd of suckholing COWs to piss off back to where they came from. Many Iraqis - and this should you a clue to just how reviled Bush is - even say life was better under Saddam. Mission fuckomplished!

I hope it blocks images of Downer prancing around nude!

You bet I was pissed!

Look, what gives me the horn is my business alone. Well me and the computers. It has certainly nothing to do with that 70 year old walking meat popsicle PM Howard, or his government of born-again Christian morons.

They can take their fucking internet porn filter and stick it up their clacker as far as it goes. Talk about a nanny government.

No point in rescuing Oz from a tyrant. Ostrichlians are too stupid to rescue.

Good on yer Digger. You knew what I meant with:
"deranged arse-seeking dalek"

You peaceniks will never forgive the trio of great World leaders President Bush and PMs Howard and Blair for liberating a nation from tyranny, will you?

You were wrong from the start and you will be wrong at the finish. And you will not get any gratitude from the Iraqi people for your support of terrorists like Zarqawi.

And when the time comes to stand up to despots like Iran’s Madmanahmed, who are actively trying to build nuclear weapons, will you again side with a tyrant against an oppressed people?

Oh! I like this new xenoxNews comments facility.

Gives me lots of space to lampoon Chato's anti-Howard obsession.

Get over it Mr Chato, aussies love PM Howard cause he has made them richer, kept the reffos out, and given democracy to 2 arab lands.

He is a marvel!