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Dont worry mate: our suckhole of steel PM will scoot over to Jakarta to to give his mate Bang Bang a nice old gobble for fucken old times sake!

These treacherous lying fuck-heads have been sprung time and again in lie after fucken lie. What does it take to get this dense fucken country to yell enough is fucken enough! If you pulled this kind of shit at work you'd be on your ear like that! But these pricks keep getting away with their bullshit!

Is it only humane to put down an ailing animal: a rabid dog, for example. When it comes to filthy, disease-carrying pests, for the safety of the health and community at large, there really is only one solution.

If you think the Muslim reaction to a few Danish cartoons of Mohammed was excessive, what do you imagine the global response will be to a unilateral U.S. bombing campaign against Iran? Even the moderates will come after you with a meat cleaver!

The P.M. has been hanging on to the contents
of his bowels for the last ten years.
It keeps him mean!

I will not feel safe until Washington unleashes surgical
nuclear strikes upon ALL the cities on this planet.
Ostrichlians can never be too rich, too stupid or too safe!
(IMHO)

and? Is it out yet?

So the lying weasel and his ministerial lice front the Cole enquiry into AWB kickbacks to good old Saddam Hussein! Listen to them spout their shyster-lawyer legal bullshit as they wiggle out of yet another fucken federal government scandal. Sheeeeet! At the same time we were going to war against Saddam, these fucken bastards were paying him bribe money to buy Oz wheat!

Definitely get Howard a hat!

Often seen in churches and places of worship, at funerals, at weddings,
at births, lingering around prayer services, and war memorials and so
forth, our public officials, our representatives in office, our government
officials with their suits almost threaded on the cross and the need of
Christ. They're christian aren't they? J.gollyWog.Howard is a christian
isn't he, was it methodist, anglican, protestant? We have had a gutfull
of this spawn of lucifer representing himself as a church man, a church
goer, a good boy choirister of christ. This ugly little toad, is what he is
a toad skin full of shit, dressed up in a suit, and tie. It would have been
better for our eyes, that the hat wasn't still in vogue, we wouldn't have
to put up with his bald, potato head as well.

...a knife and a fork.

As a good, god fearing christian, the Lying Rodent PM no doubt approves of the federal police using a psychic to help them investigate a purported death threat against the esteemed Suckhole of Steel. Death threats? Against the honourable John Howard PM? What is the world coming to!

The story of Judas is even more interesting...

After he dobbed in the bearded bastard of Bethlehem to the bloody Romans it is said that he hung himself from a tree.

What can be revealed now is that it wasn't an act of contrition but in fact a secret sex magick ritual a la Michael Hutchence.

Judas' body was seen to thrash about wildly as he hung from the noose, loud moans came from his lips, and his gigantic member swelled and throbbed with his ebbing life force. Women who watched this peverted swinger writhed in a mad frenzy of sensual delight; removing their robes they pleaded with passersby to fuck them dry.

The sun was hidden from view as Judas Iscariot reached the climax of his death dance and his enormous pecker quivered for a last time and he died. But for those that remained there was a silver shower of life giving nectar, which coated them from head to foot. These followers swore eternal fealty to Judas' master Cthulu and so the foundation of the Australian Liberal Party was made.

FlimFlamMan

We have all been screwed by the little prick,
but strangely on each occasion nobody told
him, so he never knew what he was doing.

Don't worry! Our great PM has done us proud and told these scallywags that we want no more of them here.

Thank God we have such a great leader.

Digger

Cranbourne

I'm bowing down, with my face pointing away from Howard...so he can fuck me up the arse nice and easy.

Happy Aussie Homeowner

This is hilarious! Howard locked up and tormented refugees fleeing the distant oppression of Saddam Hussein and the Taliban and got away with it. Now our nearest Papuan neighbours are fleeing Indonesian oppression and Howard has got himself stuck on a pin. This means war???

True enough, but he's still a turd!

The whole lot should try to flood in,
and give the sucking louse of Suckabilly House
something to worry about.
Unfortunately, the little turd would sink
the lot before they got within miles.
"Children overboard!"

As long as we have contributors like Patriot and Digger we should be OK.

Tex L

Watch out XN!

V for Vendetta! Even the Tiny Tyro won't last forever!

Just saw Louise Markus, federal member for Prospect, Liberal Party,
outside Frickers shoe store in Blacktown. She was interested in
a pair of shoes, and went in for a while. I didn't bring up with her
though I should have that I am under charges in the courts of this
state for cultivation and possession of cannabis (for my own use),
and possession of two illegal unregistered firearms (that were
registered but weren't handed in because of lack of trust with
the police and their amnesties). So these are my first charges under
the laws of this land, before a magistrates court. This was after
my home was invaded, searched by the police, who broke some
doors and planted evidence some 400 rounds of 22 ammunition.
I was taken to a police station overnight given bail, and now have
to appear before court to defend myself of these most grevious
charges according to the Liberal-National Party. It is because of
the above little operator that I am to appear before court, due to
his firearms and drugs crackdown - that is making people who
possess things criminal in this country (that's 20 million australians
at last count). I was going to ask Mrs Markus whether or not she
felt safe talking to a criminal pleading guilty before the courts. But
I didn't, I save her from the difficulty of dealing with this issue, I let
an old man talk to her about his operation and hospital experience that
he wasn't too pleased about.

How good am I, not a criminal, made a criminal by possession, home
invaded, liberty and dignity taken, possessions taken, planted evidence,
up before the courts to defend myself with little help from legal aid.
Never committed an offense in this country after 40 years, never intended
to commit any offenses apart from being in the possession of proscribed
goods, lethal weapons and illicit drugs. How good am I? And how bad is
the system of laws, the legal system, the law enforcement system, the
courts, the government and this country? I shall let you good reader decide.
When you have no more liberties, and your last rights have been stripped
away by the goverment and the lawmakers of the land, then you are no
better than a criminal, and your life is no better than that spent in a filthy,
dirty, dangerous prison system that we have in this country. What kind of
country commits a person to prison, for these offenses, where he or she could
be killed, or injured, or poisoned, or psychologically damaged for the rest of
their lives.

Here is a view the future...

This parasitic community would include Real estate Agents; the backbone of the Liberal party. Useless wankers.

Australia's mineral wealth squandered, it won't be long before this
country has anything more to dig out of the ground and sell overseas.

Only then will australians experience the generosity of their government,
up to that time they have loads of money, and it wouldn't look good for
them to starve the poor just yet.

Australia's human resources are being squandered at this time, this period
of waste in Australia's history.

When the wealth producing industries in this country evaporate, as they
are resource based, we will see much clammering from the parasitic
commercial sector, of law, of finance, of the public domain bureacracy
for their share of what little is left.

The government gleans most of it's power base from unproductive parasitic
community based occupations of waste, greed and corruption.

Like the man said: the little bastard has declared war - and its got nothing to do with fucken terrorists! It's the rich and privliged against the poor and underemployed. This is gunna get a lot uglier before we rid the cuntry of the evil little fucken bastard!

Nah! the little bastard's prayer goes something like this: I'm still PM, I'm still PM, I'm still PM... I can do what I want and the Labour party is fucked!

Well, waddya prefer getting hit with, a sack of wheat or a fucken uranium packed nuclear warhead?!

Well how else is Australia gunna pay for its wannbe lifestyle?

Let's face it, right now Australia needs all the foreign income it can get. Whether the Uranium is used for nasty things further down the track doesn't really matter at the moment.

It's a bit like selling all that wheat to Saddam really...

Tom Titmouse

I agree. It's time for XenoxNews to start the "Let's put Saddam back in charge" campaign.

What Iraq needs is a leader who is not
afraid of strength - hideous strength.
Someone who will put ethnic minorities
in their place, return Iraq to its
historical leadership in the region,
and give the USA their oil at a fair
price. A man who would not fear the
trembling hands of dirty old Uncle Suckhole
fondling his body. A man who would shred
all signs of weakness or dissent.
A man who knows what is fair and just
reward for his people. A God. A man
who erects monuments to his own glory.
A real man. A man like Saddam!

Jaafari has been an ineffective leader at the best of times. Iraq needs a leader who is strong and can unite the country, not one who is beholden to regional influences.

Remember the COW have spent the blood of their countries youth giving freedom to Iraqis. It is only fair that these countries consult and advise Iraq on the make up of their government at this time.

God Bless

Patriot

Imbibe the kava as a sacred drink and all will be well.

Drink it like booze and you'll lose it.

how about eating the bush?

Oh! It is quite delightful; with the texture of a deep fried scallop.

And, when responsive, the receiver of the attention paid to the bush can be a quivering mess.

I got soused on kava once in the land of the long white cloud. It was not a pretty sight.
_Ogden B. Fritbesquit

Obviously the yanks invaded Iraq to establish "a presence" in the middle of the oil bonanza (while it lasts). Why else have they spent umpteen millions building PERMANENT military bases across the country?

Here's the current Iraqi plan...

The yanks are gunna shaft the Shia in Iraq because they are too close to the Iranians. Al Sadr is a definite target; expect more attempts on his life and attacks on his supporters. The yanks are now actively talking to those previously-evil Baathists and will use them and the Kurds to help put someone like Allawi back in charge and basically run Iraq like Saddam did. The Kurds reward will be an autonomous state.

Then they will deal with Iran.

Middle East Whisperer

This is Stalinist command-and-control, Aussie-style (I mean, Rodent-style). Workers will be too intimidated to speak up about their rights, conditions, shoddy business practice, health & occupational safety issues, and corruption. And now the Feds want to control the nations water! The treacherous bastards plan to amend the constitution so water control would be made the sole responsibility of the Rodent and his lice. Wake up, you mild colonial wankers!

Not before all australians have been made criminal under the law.
More laws are needed, to make australians criminals, they need
to be taught that the laws cannot be broken, and that they will
be punished if they step outside these laws, step outside the box.

The ever shrinking box that surrounds australians.

The ever shrinking list of rights and freedoms that they have.

The new dictatorship of law making sociopaths, and their God.

The God of law, and criminals.

Long before 9/11, long before his election to the highest office in the land, the Lying Rodent John Howard declared war on those who ridiculed him during his long years of exile in the political wilderness. On seizing the prime ministership, he declared war on all who opposed him, especially society's weakest and most vulnerable. The Rodent specialises in deceit, duplicity and diviseness. Australia's "way of life" has been dismantled, not by terrorists seeking our demise, but by a mean, tricky and vindictive Prime Minister.

70 year old PM Howard trumpets his IR laws as a way to get rid of the nag in the office.
Well let's use 'em to get that old arsehole out of the Lodge - demand Howard go on one of his new workplace agreements. If it's good enough for the rest of us it should be good enough for him.


LordyLordyLordy

The only way to end Satan's meat-grinder
in Iraq is to form a crack-squad comprising
Satan's Little Helper and his cross-waving
fuckwit mates Blair and Bush to replace all
the COW forces in Iraq.

Latest news from Iraq indicates that the Iraqi Government and Coalition forces are losing patience with the Al Sadr militia. It seems they are responsible for a lot of the awful violence that is hitting Iraq now. US forces and their Iraqi allies are now starting to crackdown on these hoodlums. It is no surprise that Al Sadr’s militia have close links to the Iranian regime of Madmanahmed.

I'll report more as it comes to hand.

God bless,

Patriot

The streets are going to be filled with these guys filled to the gills on Kava and running amock!
Take a look at Port Moresby, thats what our cities will look like if we allow any Tom, Dick or Harry from West Papua in.

Raspberry Cordial

Relax! Remain comfortable! The Lying Rodent has granted only TPVs (TEMPORARY Protection Visas) to the West Papuan victims of Indonesian brotherhood! The poor buggers will either end up in our Nauru concentration camp or back in the loving arms of the Indonesian military!

When Johnny finishes with Oz, we will
all be trying to escape to somewhere in
dugouts or old bathtubs.

The Prime Maggot should be squirming
with the situations that are developing
around him. Too bad he ain't human.

C'mon Chato if we are going to burn the motherfucker down we need dimwits like Bush in charge. He will bomb Iran, and it will bring him and his duplicitious arselicker 70 year old PM Howard to the brink of their destruction.

Both of these clowns are the pinnacle of Capitilism achievement; Bush the moron, and Howard the compulsive liar who will hand over billions to ensure him and his missus have harbour views until they drop dead. They deserve to go down in flames and agaony for the shit they started.

Isn't "Bush's voice of reason" an extreme oxymoron?

The world is waiting for a non-idiot voice,
and some evidence of reason from Bush.

I like that one.